Singles Match
Joyce's Team vs. Kevin's Team
Jim Ross
Hello folks!
We are kicking things off with a bang as
SC Lesnar makes her way down to the ring accompanied
by that weasel, Paul Heyman.
She has been the forgotten Fantasy Manager early on.
But many would argue that she is most dangerous
when she flies under the radar.
She enters Week 3 in 5th place at 1-1.
Jim Ross
And her opponent tonight, fresh off a World Title loss to The Baugh,
Kevane looks to bounce back.
King
Gosh, look at that monster!
What do you think he looks like under that mask, JR?
Jim Ross
I have no idea, and quite honestly I have no interest.
King
Are you sure about that, JR?
You remember what The Baugh said about you? Don't you?
He called you a fruitcake!
You've got a thing for the Big Red Retard!
Jim Ross
Oh wait! Look at this!
F-5! F-5!
Winner via Pinfall:
Joyce's Team
Jim Ross
SC Lesnar makes quick work of Kevane.
The tandem of Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp
just put the entire league on notice.
SC Lesnar making a huge statement in Week 3.
Singles Match
Dollar Discount Team vs. Dollar General
Jim Ross
As a jump ahead, the battle of the dollar teams.
Single H and Victor Angle, and as you can see,
things have taken a turn as Stephaneah McMahon has gotten in
between these two.
Victor Angle mentioning that he would like to have Stephaneah as his manager.
King
That's one way to piss off The Game, JR.
Jim Ross
The bell rings and Single H wasting no time.
This is about as tenacious as we've seen Single H this season.
Josh Allen with a hot start, scoring 37.22 points.
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But 19.40 from James Robinson,
as Victor Angle not going away.
Family Tree!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar Discount Team
Single H picks up his first win of the season,
still an uphill battle for The Game,
but he takes a step in the right direction.
Singles Match
John Seana vs. Howard's Team
Jim Ross
John Seana, the WCCF's newest sensation looking to keep
his undefeated streak alive.
But Seana will have to be on the lookout for The Brood.
19.20 points from Davante Adams,
Hedge knocks Seana down on his feet.
But Seana's resiliency from New Orleans defense
forces Hedge to tap.
Winner via Submission: John Seana
Jim Ross
John Seana improves to 3-0 as the SeaNation Leader
is off to another hot start...
*Broken Matt Hardy's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
What in the hell is that?!
Who is that standing in the rafters?
King
Security has to do something about these
weirdos in the rafters!
Jim Ross
Seana looks as confused as we are.
King
Wait a minute, JR.
You don't think this is related to those mysterious letters
that Seana has been receiving do you?
Jim Ross
It very well may be, King.
Is that Noah?
What does Noah want with John Seana?
Singles Match
Look like I lost vs. Chuckanuts
Jim Ross
A battle of 1-1 Fantasy Managers, vying for positioning.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and the Underchucker!
Right hands by the Underchucker!
Solid performance from Patrick Mahomes and Justin Jefferson.
Pupstin responds with 26.20 from Mike Williams!
He's got the Stunner!
1-2...
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! I can't see a thing!
Son of a bitch....
Jim Ross
My God!
That's hot as hell, King.
King
Look! Kevane is back!
And Pupstin is down outside the ring.
Jim Ross
What is the meaning of this?
Underchucker and Kevane hit Pupstin with a double chokeslam
as Pupstin is pinned for the 3 count.
Winner via Pinfall:
Chuckanuts
Jim Ross
Why? Damnit! Why?
Kevane just saved the Underchucker.
Are they in cahoots?
What is the relationship between Kevane and the Underchucker?
WCCF Championship Match
Dalvin's Cookout vs. #7tormsComing (C)
Jim Ross
WCCF Championship on the line.
By orders of the new Commissioner, Nick Foley,
The Baugh facing off against Chris Vinson.
King
This is awful, JR.
This match isn't sanctioned!
The Baugh should be at home resting right now.
Instead he's forced to work!
How can Foley get away with this?
10 points from Tyler Higbee, as The Baugh with early offense.
Baugh Bottom! Baugh trying to put Vinson away.
1-2.. Kick out!
Vinson goes for a spear, but inadvertently hits the referee!
King
Oh no! Who is gonna call this match now?
The crowd boos as Shane McMahon makes his way out to the ring.
Jim Ross
Oh no...
King
Yes! Shane McMahon to the rescue!
*Nick Foley's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
King
What is this idiot doing out here?!
It's the Championship match, know your role Commissioner!
Nick Foley
Not so fast, Shane-O.
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on you.
We're not going to have a repeat of last season.
Shane, by orders of the new WCCF Commissioner...
you are banned from ringside!
King
WHAT?!
Jim Ross
Hell yes!
Finally order has been restored in the WCCF.
Jim Ross
Lionsault! Lionsault!
Hell yes! 28.68 points from Brady!
Y2V locks in the Walls of Vinson
and the Champion taps!
Winner via Submission and NEW WCCF Champion:
Dalvin's Cookout
Dalvin's Cookout
Jim Ross
Yes! We have a new Champion!
The Baugh has been dethroned as Chris Vinson
becomes the new WCCF Champion!
King
This is terrible, JR.
Foley should be fired!
He had no business getting involved!
This is a controversial finish, JR.
And I expect Mr. McMahon to rectify the situation.
Jim Ross
Well, we will have to wait and see tomorrow night
on WCCF Preview is War.
Thank you for joining us as we close out the night
with Chris Vinson as the new WCCF Champion!
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