Jim Ross
So you're the new kid everyone's been talking about?
John Seana
Yeah, I'm John Seana.
Jim Ross
Best of luck in your match later tonight,
I've known Pupstin a long time and he's one tough son of a gun.
But before I let you go,
I have something for you.
A letter.
John Seana
A letter for me? That's impossible.
Jim Ross
It was given to me with the explicit instruction that it be delivered
to a young man matching your description,
answering to the name of John at this exact location,
at this exact minute.
Week 1, SummerSlam.
I was hoping you could shed some light on this letter.
We've had it in our possession for a while now,
long before you arrived in the WCCF.
Jim Ross
To: John Seana
By now, you will have known what it is like to suffer tremendous loss.
But now you must journey on a new path.
Will you sacrifice to pay the costs?
This is your chance to salvage what was lost.
From your Secret Friend,
- Noah.
John Seana
I'll be honest, JR.
I have no idea what this is about.
I don't even know anyone named Noah.
WCC Universal Championship Match
Rock Reigns vs. Dollar Discount Team
Corey Graves
Rockson Reigns making his way down to the ring,
masked up.
I think he's the only one following the rules,
you should mask up yourself, Michael Cole.
Michael Cole
Things got personal this past week on Preview.
But the time for talk is over,
the first match of the new season!
WCC Universal Championship on the line!
Single H trying to set the pace early.
But Rock Reigns picking up where he left off last season.
Rockson Reigns manhandling Single H,
who is without a defense or a kicker.
Single H going for his secret weapon again,
the sledgehammer!
But Rockson catches Single H with a Superman Punch!
A huge Spear on Single H!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Universal Champion:
Rock Reigns
Paul Heyman crowns Rockson Reigns as the Tribal Chief
knocks down the COO in Week 1.
Michael Cole
A statement has been made!
And perhaps the changing of the guard...
Rockson Reigns is the new WCC Universal Champion!
Singles Match
Dollar General vs. Dalvin's cook out
Victor Angle takes on Chris Vinson,
Angle with an early lead due to Dak Prescott's performance on Thursday.
But Chris Vinson responds with Tom Brady.
A back and forth matchup as we head into Sunday Night.
But it's Victor Angle pulling away to seal the victory with
an Olympic Slam.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Dollar General
Dollar General
A 1-0 start for the Olympic Gold Medalist,
Victor Angle will look to carry the momentum into Week 2.
Singles Match
John Seana vs. Look like I lost
John Seana and Pupstin square off in this
opening week matchup.
Seana starts the season strong with Amari Cooper
scoring 25.90 points.
Lou Thesz Press by Pupstin!
Pupstin responds with 22 points from Tyler Lockett.
1-2.. Kickout by Seana!
Pupstin and John Seana face off in the middle of the ring.
Seana taunts Pupstin telling him that he can't see him...
but then eats a Stunner by Stone Cold!
Wait a minute!
From out of no where, Single H just blasted Stone Cold!
What is the meaning of this?
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
John Seana
And now after the match, Single H pummeling away on Pupstin.
Jim Ross
What has gotten into Single H?
He has no business being out here, somebody stop this!
A vicious assault on Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Seana jumps in to make the save,
as Single H retreats back up the ramp.
*Crowd Boos*
Singles Match
Kevin's Team vs. Alex's Awesome Team
We get our first look at Kevane this season
and he steps into the ring against Jalen H.
Kevane controlling the match early,
his starting WRs each score a TD.
But Jalen H, not going down without a fight.
He scores 3 TDs and totals 28.76 fantasy points.
But the defense of Kevane is too strong!
Chokeslam!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Kevin's Team
Kevane picks up his first win of the season,
and he goes to set off his pyro...
But suddenly the lights go out as Kevane's
pyro fails to explode.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute...
What's going on here?
King
I can't see anything, JR!
The lights return and Alex is standing in the rafters.
King
Ah! Look at this!
Jim Ross
My God! What in the hell!
That's the Icon, Alex!
What is Alex doing in the WCCF?!
King
He doesn't belong here!
This isn't his Fantasy League!
Kevane stares up into the rafters
as Alex ominously looks back, crow in hand.
Singles Match
Joyce's Team vs. Chuckanuts
The Fiend and Sandy Orton square off.
Sandy Orton gets her licks in,
24.34 points from her starting QB, Stafford.
But it's going to be about as much offense as she's gonna get,
as The Fiend seems to absorb her best shots.
The Fiend goes on the attack now,
33.28 points from Patrick Mahomes,
followed by 19.60 points from Travis Kelce.
Sandy Orton is overwhelmed as The Fiend
suffocates her.
The Fiend teases as if he's going to break Sandy Orton's neck,
but decides to let go, choosing to inflict more pain instead.
Corey Graves
No... no... no... don't do it, Minh!
Sister Abigail by The Fiend!
But that's not enough for The Fiend,
he locks in the Mandible Claw as Orton is forced to tap.
Winner via Submission:
Chuckanuts
A strong Week 1 performance from The Fiend,
starting the season in 1st place.
WCCF Championship Match
howard's Team vs. #7tormsComing (C)
WCCF Championship on the line,
The Baugh defending the title against the up and coming Hedge.
Shane McMahon ringside to monitor the action.
16.40 points from D'Andre Swift,
as Baugh takes an early lead.
But Tyreek Hill explodes for 26.10 points.
Back and forth these Fantasy Managers go,
as Hedge counters and attempts a Spear on Baugh!
But The Baugh moves out of the way,
as Hedge unintentionally hits the referee.
Hedge sets The Baugh up for another Spear,
the challenger could be seconds away from being the new Champion.
Once again, the arena lights shut off.
Jim Ross
Oh, not again!
I can't see a damn thing.
The lights return as Hedge is covered in a bloodbath!
Russell Gangrel stands atop the ramp,
producing 0 points for Hedge.
Distracted, Hedge runs straight into a spinebuster!
King
THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN FANTASY ENTERTAINMENT!
THE CORPORATE ELBOW!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and STILL WCCF Champion:
#7tormsComing
Hedge looks up, pissed that his flex receiver didn't show up
in tonight's matchup.
Jim Ross
The WCCF Champion retains the title,
with an assist from Russell Gangrel.
The season has just begun and Week 1 is in the books.
Thank you for joining us for SummerSlam and we'll
see you tomorrow night for WCCF Preview!
Goodnight.
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