Jim Ross
We are live from the sold out Candlestick Park
in San Francisco, California!
This is the Semi-Final round of FantasyMania XIII!
King
It feels like a fortress in here, JR!
Jim Ross
Over 70,000 screaming fans in attendance with anticipation
as we set the stage of the finale of the WCCF.
Jim Ross
As we welcome you to ringside,
Jim Ross, standing by with my broadcast partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
And King, tonight we will determine the final matchup of the Storyline Era.
We are down to four and before the night is over, only two will remain.
King
I can't believe we've come this far, JR.
We are approaching the end and I can't wait to see what happens.
Two very big matches to close out the second round
and a match that could quite frankly change the future of WCCF forever.
Jim Ross
That is absolutely right, King.
Tonight's main event will be the Battle of the Billionaires
when Donald Trump's Chris Vinson takes on Mr. McMahon's Beast, SC Lesnar.
A lot at stake in this one, SC Lesnar has proven to be the league's
premiere Superstar in the regular season.
But can she get the job done on the biggest stage with so much on the line?
Corey Graves
But that's not all, Michael.
Up next is the feud of the century!
The return of John Seana as he takes on the Tribal Chief, Rockson Reigns!
Michael Cole
The rivalry between these two has become more than personal.
Dating back to last season, Rockson Reigns has been the center
of controversy after he inexplicably
dropped Jeff Wilson Jr. during the Championship Week.
Michael Cole
The move ultimately cost John Seana the match,
as Wilson exploded for 26.40 points.
Michael Cole
The Baugh became League Champion and the rest is history.
Seana then disappeared for the entirety of 2021,
with many believing that he had been deported.
Michael Cole
But then just a couple of weeks ago,
Seana returned with a mysterious new look.
His target simply being the Tribal Chief.
And now here we are, nearly a year ago to the date.
John Seana will look to exact revenge on Rockson Reigns.
The feud to end all feuds comes to us live from FantasyMania!
WCC Playoff Match
[2] Rock Reigns (10-4)
vs.
[3] John Seana (9-5)
*John Seana's Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to advance to the Championship Match of FantasyMania XIII!
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, from San Francisco, California.
Making his return to the West Coast Cousins,
with a Professional FantasyMania record of 5 wins and 6 losses.
The SeaNation Leader... JOHN SEEEEEEEANA!
Michael Cole
What a spectacle it is to see.
John Seana returning in a WCC Ring,
there has been a lot of speculation on where John Seana has been.
He's gotten a lot of gray hair and appears to be an old man.
But does he still have what it takes?
He's talked about undoing all of the mistakes of his past,
but can he make it back to the Championship Match of FantasyMania?
Corey Graves
Don't get me wrong, Michael.
I like John Seana and I'm happy to see him back.
But what we're talking about here is a man
who hasn't had any in ring competition for over a year.
And his opponent is a prime Rockson Reigns.
Corey Graves
A Fantasy Manager who has dominated the entire 2021.
I'll be curious to see what John Seana can do,
but I don't like his chances.
There's a reason why Vegas has Seana as the underdog tonight.
*Rockson Reign's Music Hits*
Justin Roberts
And his opponent, also from San Francisco, California.
Making his 5th FantasyMania appearance,
holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 8 wins and 2 losses.
He is the Tribal Chief, Rockson REEEEEEIGNS!
Corey Graves
Rockson Reigns is the definition of greatness.
A 2x League Champion and the highest winning percentage
in FantasyMania history.
For a long time, he was undefeated in the playoffs,
but the way he has been playing this year,
I think it's safe to say we could very well be looking at his 3rd title reign.
Michael Cole
There is no question, this is about as dangerous
as we have ever seen Rockson in the West Coast Cousins.
Ever since he aligned with his Special Counsel, Paul Heyman,
Rockson Reigns has been on an absolute tear.
Despite battling midseason injuries,
Rockson's running backs have been down right scary
with the likes of Alvin Kamara,
Christian McCaffrey and Leonard Fournette.
Corey Graves
Unfortunately for Reigns, tonight we will only see Kamara.
But at this point in the season, every team is banged up
or facing COVID restrictions.
But it doesn't matter, Michael.
These two Fantasy Managers are going to put everything on the line tonight.
*Crowd Boos*
Michael Cole
The intensity has reached unreal levels here at Levi's Stadium.
John Seana and Rockson Reigns prepare to do battle.
It's a matchup that we've been waiting to see since the end of last season.
We weren't sure if we would ever get this matchup,
but tonight is the night. John Seana and Rockson Reigns!
Michael Cole
The Managers are separated into their respective corners.
This Semi-Finals playoff match,
brought to you by Snickers.
You're not you when you're hungry.
Corey Graves
Reigns looks ready, Michael.
The addition of Justin Jackson, this could get ugly.
I honestly think Rockson could make quick work of Old Man Seana.
The bell rings and we are underway!
Michael Cole
Right hands by the Universal Champion.
We're going to find out quickly if Seana has any ring rust.
Michael Cole
Whipped into the ropes now,
Rock Reigns appears to be controlling the match early on.
Michael Cole
A massive boot to the face by Reigns!
The Tribal Chief sending Seana to the canvas!
Rockson Reigns
Come on, old man!
Is that all you got?
Corey Graves
This isn't looking good for Seana.
11.80 and an early touchdown from Allen Lazard.
Rockson Reigns
This is what you came back for?
22 years and this is what you have to show for it?
Michael Cole
Reigns is toying with Seana now.
It's still early but projections swaying in the favor
of Rockson Reigns, Next Gen stats brought to you by AWS.
Michael Cole
Seana is hurt, that boot to the face has stung him
and he's having trouble getting back to his feet.
Rockson Reigns
Come on John, get up.
Is this the fairy tale ending you wanted?
Is this the revenge you envisioned?
Get up and beg the Tribal Chief for mercy!
Corey Graves
Doesn't look like he's going to get much mercy, Michael.
AJ Green playing in place for Conner only produces 3.30
and Seana is now in serious trouble.
Michael Cole
Action spilling outside now, and a Drive By from Reigns!
Justin Herbert counters Aaron Rodgers for 18.94.
Rockson Reigns
Y'all told me this was rivalry!
Y'all told me he was the one to stop me!
Does it look like he can stop me?!
I'm the Head of the Table! Acknowledge me!
Michael Cole
Maybe a bit too much gloating from Reigns,
Seana with the right hands, getting back into the match now.
Michael Carter with 12.40.
Corey Graves
Look out, look out!
Reigns sends Seana flying into the Spanish Announce Table!
Michael Cole
Wait a minute! Andrews continues his hot streak,
18.50 from the Tight End, momentum is beginning to shift!
Crowd
SEANA! SEANA! SEANA!
Michael Cole
This crowd firmly behind John Seana.
Michael Cole
Reigns gets back to his feet, going for the Spear!
But a counter from Philadelphia Defense!
16 points sends Rock Reigns face planting into the center of the ring!
Crowd
YOU STILL GOT IT! YOU STILL GOT IT!
YOU STILL GOT IT!
Corey Graves
Heyman looks worried,
we haven't seen Rockson face too much adversity this season.
*Crowd Cheers*
Michael Cole
Uh oh! You Can't See me!
The 5 Knuckle Shuffle!
Michael Cole
Bang! 16.60 from David Montgomery and suddenly
Rockson Reigns is behind!
1....2... KICKOUT by Reigns!
Corey Graves
This scoring outburst is coming out of nowhere, Michael.
Early on, he was behind schedule.
But if you had taken a nap, you would've woken up to see Seana
comfortably ahead of Rockson Reigns.
Michael Cole
But it's not over yet!
Odell Beckham with a late touchdown, and Reigns still in it.
Crowd
THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!
Michael Cole
Both Managers down as this Santa Clara crowd
cheering for them to get back on their feet.
Michael Cole
Seana back to his feet...
Michael Cole
And a HUGE spear by Reigns!
Seana is down... 1....2.. KICKOUT by Seana!
Corey Graves
Seana telling Reigns that was only a 2 count.
I think these two may very well have to kill each other to stay down.
Rockson Reigns
I am the WCC!
Michael Cole
Reigns going for the Superman Punch!
But Seana counters into an AA!
Wait a minute, he's not done!
Another AA!
Michael Cole
One more time for good measure off the top rope!
John going for the cover... 1....2....
Hold on. Seana stops his own count at 2.
Corey Graves
I don't think the pinfall is enough, Michael.
Seana wants the overkill on Rockson Reigns!
John Seana
Acknowledge this!
Michael Cole
Seana! Seana going for the STFU!
Corey Graves
That's not PG!
Michael Cole
Reigns is tapping! Reigns has tapped!
Winner via Submission and ADVANCING to the Championship Game:
John Seana
Corey Graves
He's not letting go of the hold, Michael!
Seana wants to make Reigns suffer!
Universal Championship belt, but Seana throws it into the crowd.
John Seana
I don't want that piece of shit belt.
Michael Cole
Rockson's season has come to an end.
His hunt for a 3rd Champ...
Michael Cole
Wait a minute! Oh my God!
Seana has a gun!
John Seana
I told you. This doesn't end by pinfall.
This ends when one of us stops breathing.
Any last words? You piece of shit.
Rockson Reigns
Wait. John. Please don't shoot.
I'm sorry.
John Seana
What?
Rockson Reigns
I'm sorry for dropping Jeff Wilson Jr.
I never should've done it and I apologize.
I ruined the integrity of last season's Championship match.
Rockson Reigns
I didn't mean to do it.
It kind of just happened... and I'm sorry.
I'm the reason for all of these deportations and it was all my fault.
I was wrong for what I did to you.
I'm sorry, John. Please don't shoot me.
John Seana
Why shouldn't I kill you after what you did?
Rockson Reigns
Because it was a mistake.
I can still help. I can still help you fight Donald Trump.
John Seana
I don't need your help.
Paul Heyman
John, don't do it.
You're not that kind of person.
Spare his life and I promise you,
we won't interfere in your matches ever again. Please.
Seana lifts the gun.
John Seana
I don't ever want to see your fucking face ever again.
Paul Heyman
You won't.
John Seana
Get out of here. Take him with you.
Paul Heyman
Thank you, John.
Rockson Reigns
John, there's just one more thing...
Rockson Reigns
You're the one that's going to stop breathing!
Reigns goes for the Superman Punch,
but Seana ducks under and hits him with a shot to the head!
Paul Heyman
OH MY GOD!
Rockson Reigns
ohh..? I think I've... been shot...
John Seana
You have.
Rockson Reigns
Did... did they acknowledge me, at least?
John Seana
They did, Rock. They did.
They acknowledged you.
Rockson Reigns dies as Seana stands above his body.
Paul Heyman
I can't believe you've done this.
You hear those sirens?
The police are coming.
You're a murderer and justice will be served.
Seana grabs the Underchucker's Urn.
John Seana
I'm aware of what I've become.
And trust me, when this is all over, there will be justice.
GONG
1999
Jim Ross
Welcome back to ringside, we are live from Candlestick Park.
And this next match could determine the future of this Fantasy League.
It is the Battle of the Billionaires as Donald Trump looks to gain ownership
of the West Coast Cousins.
King
I'm nervous, JR.
The fate of this company is on the line.
SC Lesnar has been the most dominant force this season,
but with this much at stake, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Our jobs could be on the line tonight!
Jim Ross
And there is Donald Trump making his way into the ring.
He was the Host of FantasyMania,
but it seems he is taking on a more invested role.
Jim Ross
Chris Vinson is his pick.
Vinson is having the best year of his career in the WCCF,
but if what Mr. McMahon said is true,
he isn't just playing for his playoff life.
He could very well be playing for his job tonight.
King
These two have been business partners for years.
You could even argue that they're friends.
But this rivalry between Mr. McMahon and Donald Trump is heating up.
Things are turning personal and
I would hate for this rivalry to go too far.
Jim Ross
Things may have already gone too far, King.
Both of these Billionaires have tremendous egos.
To take a loss at this stage could be enough to push someone over the edge.
WCCF Playoff Match
[1] Joyce's Team (12-2)
vs.
[4] Dalvin's Cookout (8-6)
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
Lillian Garcia
Introducing first, from San Francisco, California.
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 0 losses.
The God of War, Chris VINSOOOOOOON!
Jim Ross
As we can see, Chris Vinson walking out with
the original WCCF Championship belt that he got from Single H.
Unofficially the WCCF Champion.
And as we saw earlier tonight, John Seana defeated Rock Michaels
to advance to the Championship Game.
King
Champion or not, whoever comes out of this matchup
will face John Seana for the League Championship.
It all comes together in the final week of the season.
King
Look at Mr. McMahon.
His financial future, his career,
everything he has ever built is on the line tonight.
*SC Lesnar's Music His*
Lillian Garcia
And his opponent, she is the #1 seed.
Making her 7th FantasyMania appearance,
with a Professional FantasyMania record of 6 wins and 5 losses.
From Seattle, Washington, former 2x League Champion,
Santa Clara LESSSSSSNAR!
Jim Ross
The accolades for SC Lesnar are endless in the WCCF.
She has done it all and in a year of uncertainty,
she has been the most dominant force this season
in the West Coast Cousins.
She tied the record for most regular season wins in League History at 12.
A record that has been held by the Underchucker since
the very first season in the West Coast Cousins.
Jim Ross
It has been her year all season long.
And now, she just needs to perform on the big stage
to cap off an amazing season and join the elites of the WCCF,
becoming a 3x League Champion.
King
Well you mention all of her accolades,
she was the easy choice for Mr. McMahon.
She's a puzzle that hasn't been solved.
The Beast Incarnate, SC Lesnar is the clear favorite
to not only beat Chris Vinson, but to win it all.
King
Just look at her, JR.
I think anyone would be afraid to step foot in the ring
with a Fantasy Manager like her.
Jim Ross
These two Superstars prepare to do battle.
A lot at stake, the future of this company, the Championship Game.
Who will advance to meet John Seana in the main event of FantasyMania XIII?
The bell rings and we are underway!
Chris Vinson immediately comes out swinging,
but it's not very effective.
Codebreaker! But SC Lesnar counters.
Saquon Barkley only goes for 2.80.
Jim Ross
F-5! F-5!
This could be over quickly, King.
Jim Ross
The return of AJ Brown has brought a big boost on Thursday Night.
He goes for 20.50 against the 49ers.
King
Mr. McMahon is impressed!
His pick has looked amazing so far.
Jim Ross
Vinson is going to need some tricks up his sleeve,
as he is down early.
Donald Trump
Get up, Vinny! Get up!
We love you Vinny, we love you!
Jim Ross
Lesnar picking up Vinson like a ragdoll,
I'm not sure Vinson knows where he is, King.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! What is that?
Vinson just spit some type of substance on SC Lesnar!
The substance starts to poison SC Lesnar,
taking away the steroids in her body.
King
She's choking, JR!
SC Lesnar is having trouble breathing.
I knew Trump had something up his sleeve!
Chris Vinson
How does it feel?
How does it feel to lose your steroids?
Huh? How does it feel, SC? Or should I call you... Sandy Orton!
Jim Ross
What?!
Who is Sandy Orton?!
Chris Vinson
I know your secrets, Vince.
You force your Superstars to take steroids and illegal substances.
Indictments are coming, McMahon.
You better lawyer up.
King
This is terrible, JR!
Is Sandy Orton in any condition to play Fantasy Football?
Drop kick to Sandy Orton!
10.10 from Antonio Brown.
Jim Ross
Codebreaker! This could be it!
Trump is going to own the company!
1....2... OH!
Mr. McMahon just pulled the referee out of the ring.
King
You can't blame him, JR.
His company is on the line!
Jim Ross
I actually don't disagree with you there.
Mr. McMahon doing all he can to keep his League.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute!
Donald Trump just clotheslined Mr. McMahon!
Jim Ross
And these two are going at it!
King
I hope neither of these two will need a hip replacement after this.
Jim Ross
Back in the ring, Orton getting back into the match.
Devontae Freeman scores on Sunday morning.
This is a back and forth affair.
Cooper Kupp goes for 11.30.
Vinson falling behind.
Clothesline to the outside, Renfrow with a touchdown.
King
Mr. McMahon looks a bit worried.
Without the steroids, Stafford only able to score 9.68.
Jim Ross
Sandy Orton still ahead,
but this is closer than she would like.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! 10.10 from DK Metcalf.
Vinson could very well submit Orton.
Jim Ross
But he flies into an RKO!
Ezekiel Elliott may have just put the dagger in.
Jim Ross
Wait a second.
What is Sandy doing?
King
She's lining him up, JR.
Jim Ross
Don't do it! Don't do it!
MY GOD! Sandy nearly took his head off!
Sandy Orton just punted Chris Vinson in the head!
King
I'm not sure Vinson can answer the count, JR.
He's knocked unconscious.
Jim Ross
Orton covers! 1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Championship Game:
Joyce's Team
Jim Ross
And that is it!
SC Lesnar is going to the main event of FantasyMania XIII!
Chris Vinson had a great year, but his run comes to an end.
King
Which means Donald Trump has lost!
Mr. McMahon retains ownership of the WCCF!
And not only that, he's now owner of the XFL!
Jim Ross
An embarrassing loss for Donald Trump, indeed.
I don't think this man is used to losing.
But I don't think this will be the last we see of Trump.
It's my hunch that he doesn't like getting the short end of the stick.
Jim Ross
And the celebration begins for Sandy Orton!
She is going to the Champion Match and has an opportunity
to be just the third Fantasy Manager in this League to win 3 titles.
Jim Ross
And as we saw earlier tonight,
John Seana also victorious against Rock Michaels.
He will be going to his second consecutive FantasyMania.
John seana vs. Sandy Orton... or will it be SC Lesnar?
Who knows how this will shake out.
But the final Championship Match of the Storyline Era has been determined.
Jim Ross
We thank you for joining us.
For Jerry "The King" Lawler, I'm Jim Ross.
We are signing off from this Semi-Final edition of FantasyMania
and we will see you in Seattle for the series finale of WCCF Preview!
Thank you and goodnight!
2021
We cut back to Florida,
with Baugh's lifeless body laying on the ground.
Donald Trump
I didn't want to have to do that.
Donald Trump
He was a good man.
He fought for what he believed in and I respect that.
Unfortunately for him, he stood in the way of freedom.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
If this continues, it won't be long until you have nothing left.
I wish that The Baugh didn't have to die... but so it goes.
The Baugh
I appreciate your kind words, Donald.
I'm touched that you think so highly of me...
but it doesn't matter what you think!
The Baugh's body disintegrates into thin air.
Donald Trump
That's impossible...
The Baugh
Reality is often disappointing.
Baugh reveals that he's in possession of the Special Effects Stone.
The Baugh
But now, reality can be whatever I want.
The hierarchy of power in the WCC Universe is about to change.
Donald Trump
How?
I still have the Special Effects Stone!
Proud Boys, kill this man!
The Proud Boys fire at The Baugh,
but he uses the Special Effects Stone to distort perception.
Trump uses his Special Effects Stones in an epic
CGI battle with The Baugh.
Donald Trump unleashes the Power Stone,
hurling Kevin Owens off the steel cage!
Kevin Owens is in serious pain,
unable to move his extremities.
The Time Stone is activated.
Reversing the effects of the Power Stone,
and sending Kevin Owens back into place.
Donald Trump
What is going on?! This is not possible!
How did you get the Time Stone from me?
*John Seana's Music Hits*
John Seana
We didn't take it from you, Donald.
We're just playing 4D Chess.
Donald Trump
Ah, The Caveman has returned.
John Seana
I have.
But I haven't come alone.
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
*The Hiz's Music Hits*
*Alex's Music Hits*
The Permian Panthers arrive.
*Kevane's Music Hits*
*Underchucker's Music Hits*
*Chris Vinson's Music Hits*
Donald Trump
Traitor...
*Conor McGregor's Music Hits*
*Ronda Rousey's Music Hits*
*Jon Jones' Music Hits*
*Israel Adesanya's Music Hits*
*Kamara Usman's Music Hits*
The Baugh
Where the hell did you find all of these UFC fighters?
John Seana
Alternative universe.
They're from a cancelled UFC Storyline that never happened.
Coach Rockson and The Flames arrive.
Coach Minh's Outlaws arrive.
*Vic Angle's Music Hits*
*The Brood's Music Hits*
*Hedge's Music Hits*
*Deez Bryan's Music Hits*
*Shinsuke Nickamura's Music Hits*
*Balor's Music Hits*
*Jeni Zayn's Music Hits*
Joe Biden arrives.
President Biden
That psycho clown is out of my head and I'm ready to help.
Joanne Stark arrives.
Vin Snow comes in with Game of Fantasy reinforcements.
Justinmonger readies himself for battle.
Detective Tai
You're done, Donald.
John Seana
Is that everybody?
Sandy Orton
There's still one more...
*CM PUP's Music Hits*
CM PUP makes his way down to battle.
CM PUP
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!
Donald Trump watches the entire grand entrance
instead of sending his army to attack.
John Seana
WEST COAST COUSINS...
..assemble!
Donald Trump orders his Supporters to attack.
Vin Snow
CHARGE!!!!
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