Wolf Blitzer
We interrupt your local broadcast to present CNN Breaking News
coming live from our war room.
Wolf Blitzer
After four long tense days, we've reached a historic
moment in this election.
We can now project the winner of the Presidential Race.
Wolf Blitzer
CNN projects Joseph R. Biden Jr. is elected
the 46th President of the United States of America.
Winning the White House and denying President Trump a second term.
We're able to make this projection because
CNN projects Biden wins Pennsylvania.
In his third run for the highest office,
pulling off a rare defeat of a sitting Commander in Chief.
Winner via Electoral College and NEW President of the United States:
Joe Biden
Wolf Blitzer
As of now, the location of President Trump remains a mystery.
There has been no indication that the President will concede the election,
and allow for a peaceful transfer of power.
CNN will keep you up to date on the latest details.
We now return to your local broadcast.
Renee Young
Thank you for joining me on this War Games Pre-Show.
Renee Young here and before we kick off tonight's Pay Per View,
we wanted to have a chance to sit down with one of competitors
in tonight's main event title match.
The #1 Contender, The Hiz.
Renee Young
Thank you for coming onto the show, Hiz.
The Hiz
Thank you for having me.
Renee Young
So let's jump right into your relationship with Minh Wyatt.
A few weeks ago on Preview, you denounced Minh Wyatt,
calling him pure evil and warned that he wasn't to be trusted.
You then disappeared for a few weeks and now your personality
seems to have shifted. It also seems as if you're doing his bidding.
What changed, Hiz?
The Hiz
That's a loaded question, Renee.
But I wouldn't expect anything less from you media personalities,
just waiting for your opportunity to grab a headline.
But don't worry. I'll answer your stupid question, Renee.
The Hiz
You want to know what happened?
I saw the light.
I let him in and now I see the beauty in it all.
Minh Wyatt is building a new nation. A better nation.
He is the Prince of Darkness and he will see this through.
We hold these truths to be self evident, you know the thing.
The Fiend is building his Minhistry and we will all soon be free.
Renee Young
Hiz, I'm sorry to interrupt you.
But you seem to be struggling.
Are you okay?
The Hiz
I'm not okay, Renee.
I constantly feel pain.
He won't get out of my head.
And the only thing I can do, is inflict this pain upon John Seana.
He will succumb and be forced to quit.
John, tonight your title reign comes to an end.
And only then, will I be free.
Don't be afraid John.
He just wants the best in all of us.
Let him in.
Singles Match
TB12 vs. Undertaker
We kick off the PPV with Chris Vinson vs. Kevin Owens.
Kevin Owens jumps to an early lead behind
Stefon Diggs and Zack Moss.
But Vinson counters with his defense,
scoring 14 points from Baltimore.
DK Metcalf continues to play well, scoring 16.80 points.
But it's not enough as Vinson runs into a Pop Up Powerbomb!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall:
Undertaker
Kevin Owens snaps his 3 game losing streaking,
improving to 4-5. He'll need to win a few more
to keep his playoff hopes alive.
We're really glad that you're our friend
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
Minh Wyatt
YOWIE WOWIE!
Did you hear the news, my Fireflies?
WE'VE SETTLED FOR BIDEN!
Joe Biden is the new President Elect of the United States!
Kids
Yayyyy
Minh Wyatt
This is so exciting, you have no idea!
These next four years are going to be some of the very best
years of our lives.
We can't wait to start making some changes around here.
This is going to be so fun!
We sought this office to restore the soul of America.
And trust me, her soul is in good hands.
Minh Wyatt
But now, it's time to get super serious.
It doesn't matter if you're a blue state or a red state.
We are all the United States of America.
Now is the time for America to bind the wounds of division.
Now is the time to come together.
And this is so important to me.
We've got to come together and express our freedoms.
And you know, when I think of the last couple of weeks,
I'm reminded of a hymn my dear Sister Abigail used to sing me.
If I can, I'd like to share that hymn with you all today.
Minh Wyatt
And He will raise you up on eagle's wings,
Bear you on the breath of dawn,
And hold you in the palm of His Hand.
Minh Wyatt
He's got the whole world, in his hands.
He's got the whole wide world...
...in his hands.
Minh Wyatt snaps out of his trance.
Minh Wyatt
So.. ANYWAYS!
That's enough political talk for one night.
Enjoy the rest of the show and be sure to tune in
for tonight's main event when my friend The Hiz,
takes on my new friend, John Seana,
in an I Quit Match for the WCC Championship!
It's going to be very exciting!
Minh Wyatt
BYE AMERICA!!!!
I'LL SEE YOU SOON!!!
We're really glad that you're our friend
and this is a friendship that'll never ever end.
No Holds Barred Match
Look like I lost vs. Who's Koo Part 2
Jim Ross
An important matchup here, 6th and 7th place.
Vic Moxley takes on Kenny Omega.
This match is no holds barred,
as Vic Moxley led by Patrick Mahomes,
wraps a chain around Kenny Omega.
Vic Moxley
The playoff spot is mine, Kenny.
Jim Ross
Last season's champion is in trouble.
V-Trigger!
Momentum starts to shift back to Omega,
15.30 points from JuJu.
The crowd begins to clap to the theme of Terminator 2.
But Vic Moxley takes a huge risk!
Suplexing Kenny onto a bed of barbed wire!
After both superstars sell their injuries,
Kenny comes back and finishes the job.
One Winged Angel for the pinfall.
Winner via Pinfall:
Look like I lost
Kenny Omega
Get up.
Now we've got to come together.
We've got to stop treating each other like enemies,
we're not enemies, we're All Fantasy Wrestling.
Kenny Omega
Let's end this civil war.
Kenny Omega and Vic Moxley shake hands.
WCC Championship I Quit Match
howard's team vs. John Seana (C)
WCC Championship on the line,
the undefeated John Seana, taking on The Hiz.
Seana controls of the pace early.
A touchdown from Jimmy Graham,
Hiz asks Seana if he quits. But Seana refuses.
Jim Ross
We've never seen John Seana quit before.
The Hiz may have dug his own grave asking
for an I Quit match.
But The Hiz is relentless in his attacks,
his trio of WRs score big points.
Skull Crushing Finale into a steel chair!
The Hiz
Quit, you son of a bitch!
John Seana
Never!
Seana takes back control and hits an AA on Hiz!
Behind Dalvin Cook, John Seana locks in the
STF! This could be it!
*The Fiend's Music Hits*
Jim Ross
Oh dear God!
King
Ahh! JR, it's...it's The Fiend!
The Fiend appears in the ring.
Jim Ross
My God, The Fiend is stalking John Seana.
King
Turn around John!
The Fiend calls upon his Hurt and Heal gloves.
He grabs John Seana and locks in the mandible claw!
Jim Ross
My God, how much more can Seana take?
King
He's gonna kill him, JR!
John Seana screams in agony.
John Seana
I quit! I quit!
The Fiend continues the hold as Seana passes out.
Jim Ross
What have we just witnessed here?!
John Seana's streak has come to an end,
and that damn Fiend stands over his motionless body.
Winner via Submission and NEW WCC Champion:
howard's team
The Hiz celebrates as he becomes the first person
to defeat John Seana this season.
He is the new champion, with a huge upset victory
over John Seana, who now drops to 8-1.
Against Donald Trump Projection Actual
Look like I lost 95.86 117.22
Rock's Team 103.25 92.80
Will win 103.37 93.90
Joyce's Team 104.20 84.34
No Trade League 101.97 85.70
Who's Koo Part 2 92.63 96.58
JimmyGeesus 95.97 79.36
Chuckanuts 108.47 79.88
#7tormsComing 107.91 124.64
howard's team 102.61 116.64
John Seana 116.86 104.82
Justin's Team 71.22 56.40
Week 9: 4-8 (0.333)
Overall: 43-65 (0.398)
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