Monday, October 28, 2019

WCC Fastlane: Justin's Team vs. #7tormsComing


Michael Cole
Welcome to WCC Fastlane!
And folks, what a main event match up we have tonight.
Justinmonger has demanded a trial by combat.
Facing off against last season's WCC League Champion, The Baugh.
King, make no mistake about it.
This is a fight to the death.
Who will come out on top?

The King
The stakes have truly never been higher.
I really don't know what's going to happen.
The Baugh was last season's Champion, but he has struggled a bit this year.
And Justinmonger, there is no deadlier place than 12th place.
He has absolutely nothing to lose and will throw everything he has at The Baugh.

Trial By Combat
#7tormsComing vs. Justin's Team


The Baugh


Justinmonger


Michael Cole
Remember folks, The Baugh will have the powers of the League Champion,
stripped away.
This is a fair contest.
No holds barred, anything goes, an absolute street fight.


The Baugh
This is your last chance, jabroni.
Throw down your weapons and we can handle this another way.


Justinmonger
I waited my entire life, for this moment.
I looked at scouting reports.
I added players.
I dropped players.
I killed quarterbacks.
Stole off packages.


Justinmonger
And I did all of that, just to get here.
Just so that I can kill you.


Michael Cole
The bell rings and we are underway.



The Baugh on the offensive early, scoring 13.30 points from DK Metcalf.



Round 1 is over, and Justinmonger gets a pep talk in between rounds.


The Baugh
Yield, you son of a bitch.
Nobody needs to die today.


Justinmonger
Just bring it.


Justinmonger responds with a right hook, dropping The Baugh.



Justinmonger stays aggressive with Ju Ju Smith-Schuster and James Conner.


The Baugh is in serious trouble.


Justinmonger
Is this your Champion?
Huh? Is this your Champion?!
The Baughma Bull!
Who's supposed to lead you into the future!
HIM?!


Justinmonger
He's supposed to protect you!


The Baugh struggles to get back onto this feet.


He goes for the Baugh Bottom, 
but Justinmonger catches him and lifts him above his head.

Michael Cole
No! No! No!
Somebody stop this.
Don't do it, Justinmonger!

The King
This is too far!
Someone help The Baugh!

Justinmonger tosses The Baugh over the roody poo bridge.

Michael Cole
Oh my God!
The Baugh was just tossed over the bridge!

Winner via Murder:
Justinmonger


Justinmonger
Nah...
I'm your Champion!

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