Singles Match
No Luck for Luck vs. Sarcastaball
With the help of Derrius Guice and Emmanuel Sanders, Victor Oumar prepares for Week 1.
Victor Oumar
Let's roll.
Oumar and his Fantasy Team head to lunch.
Tyreek Hill and several other players wait in line for their food.
David Montgomery cuts Tyreek Hill in line.
Tyreek Hill
Yo, back the fuck up, mother fucker.
David Montgomery
He was holding my spot up for me.
Tyreek Hill pushes David Montgomery aside, and suddenly pulls out a shank.
He surprised Victor Oumar and stabs him in the chest.
But Oumar absorbs the stabbing and grabs Tyreek Hill, pushing him against the wall.
Victor Oumar grabs the shank and stabs Tyreek Hill in the collarbone, dislocating it.
Winner via Pinfall:
No Luck for Luck
Victor Oumar survives Prop Vinny's surprise attack on Monday Night.
Coming from behind with the help of Josh Jacobs.
Singles Match
Justin's Team vs. Probably Will Win
Back in the street,
Julio Jones is selling a package on the corner for Jesse Barksdale and Kenneth Bell.
Today, Julio is backed by Kenneth Bell's team.
Back in the street,
Julio Jones is selling a package on the corner for Jesse Barksdale and Kenneth Bell.
Today, Julio is backed by Kenneth Bell's team.
Ty Montgomery and Nelson Agholor offer support to Julio's corner.
Dion Lewis
Yo. That's a Barksdale corner on the end of the block.
One of Kenneth Bell's corners.
Y'all with me on this?
We gonna bust down on that corner and bring one of them boys back to the boss.
You feel me?
Yo. That's a Barksdale corner on the end of the block.
One of Kenneth Bell's corners.
Y'all with me on this?
We gonna bust down on that corner and bring one of them boys back to the boss.
You feel me?
Let's go.
Justin's team loads up their weapons and start walking down the block.
Julio Jones and Kenneth Bell's team take notice.
A shootout breaks out.
Kenneth Bell's team is able to survive the attack and take the 1-0 lead over Justin's Team.
Winner via Pinfall:
Probably Will Win
Justinmonger
Why are you here?
Trey Burton
Answer him!
Trey Burton kicks LeSean McCoy.
Justinmonger
I was asking you.
Trey Burton
He sells drugs for Kenneth Bell.
Justinmonger
So you brought him to my secret underground lair?
Trey Burton
He could be useful.
Maybe we can add him to our team?
Or kill him....
We didn't know what to do.
Justinmonger
You just let the world know that I'm still alive.
They'll be looking for me.
Your weaknesses has cost the lives of the others.
Search him.
Then I will cut you from my team.
Kenneth Bell
So Mr. Jackson, what I'm proposing is 40% profit across the board.
Jesse Jackson
You're a smart man, Kenneth.
You've done the research.
But let me tell you, these city council folks.
They're serious people.
But they won't even entertain your offer without a 10% consultation fee.
They'll scoff at your offer and leave your permits to sit for years.
Kenneth Bell
10% wouldn't be a problem.
You get me in a room with these guys, we can all make a lot of money.
A Championship is within the realm of possibility.
Derrick Henry walks into Kenneth Bell's meeting.
Kenneth Bell
Yo, I'm in a meeting.
Derrick Henry
Sorry... but...
Derrick Henry whispers the news of the shooting to Kenneth Bell.
Kenneth Bell
Mr. Jackson, something important has come up that requires my attention.
We'll have to continue this conversation next week.
Chris Carson
Yeah? Why's that?
I got open cases with shotgun shells on the scene.
If this one ain't on you, another half dozen probably are.
And if this one goes to court, you can tell the jury how unfair it is.
Probably Will Win
After the shooting, LeSean McCoy is wounded and taken by Trey Burton.
Burton brings McCoy to a secret underground lair.
Justinmonger
Why are you here?
Trey Burton
Answer him!
Trey Burton kicks LeSean McCoy.
Justinmonger
I was asking you.
Trey Burton
He sells drugs for Kenneth Bell.
Justinmonger
So you brought him to my secret underground lair?
Trey Burton
He could be useful.
Maybe we can add him to our team?
Or kill him....
We didn't know what to do.
Justinmonger
You just let the world know that I'm still alive.
They'll be looking for me.
Your weaknesses has cost the lives of the others.
Search him.
Then I will cut you from my team.
Elsewhere, Kenneth Bell is in a meeting with Jesse Jackson.
So Mr. Jackson, what I'm proposing is 40% profit across the board.
Jesse Jackson
You're a smart man, Kenneth.
You've done the research.
But let me tell you, these city council folks.
They're serious people.
But they won't even entertain your offer without a 10% consultation fee.
They'll scoff at your offer and leave your permits to sit for years.
10% wouldn't be a problem.
You get me in a room with these guys, we can all make a lot of money.
A Championship is within the realm of possibility.
Derrick Henry walks into Kenneth Bell's meeting.
Kenneth Bell
Yo, I'm in a meeting.
Sorry... but...
Derrick Henry whispers the news of the shooting to Kenneth Bell.
Mr. Jackson, something important has come up that requires my attention.
We'll have to continue this conversation next week.
Jesse Jackson
Don't keep me waiting too long, Mr. Bell.
These contracts take time to conjure up.
Back at 850 Bryant Street.
Victor Oumar
You remember this, yo?
Chris Carson
Get out of jail free card?
Not my case.
That was McLuu and that lawyer.
Plus, that was for a small felony or two.
This, here? Is a murder with an eyeball witness.
Victor Oumar
The eyeball witness lying, yo.
Since when you have known Oumar to do someone who ain't in the game?
Chris Carson
Warren Sapp?
Why would he lie?
Victor Oumar
Sapp running a package out the store.
Folk like them... they don't take so kindly to folk like me.
Chris Carson
Oh, yeah?
Victor Oumar
Look, if you ain't gonna help me.
Get Det. Tai in here.
Tell him I want to cut a deal.
I'll send him Saquon Barkeley.
Come on, yo.
Chris Carson
Relax. The way Ingram and Bell played in Week 1, I don't think so.
Victor Oumar
Come on, man. You gotta get me out of here.
Chris Carson
Yeah? Why's that?
I got open cases with shotgun shells on the scene.
If this one ain't on you, another half dozen probably are.
And if this one goes to court, you can tell the jury how unfair it is.
Victor Oumar
I'll be seeing God long before I swear to him on the stand.
You leave me in county and I'm done.
Chris Carson
Yeah? You ain't making any friends?
Victor Oumar
I got a bounty on my head, man. 5 figures.
Someone just tried to kill me.
If you leave me in county, I'm done.
You know that.
If you leave me in county, I'm done.
You know that.
Chris Carson
Oh yeah.
The golden rule.
Victor Oumar
Well, since you feeling all biblical and righteous and all.
You think on this.
If Oumar ain't kill that delivery lady,
someone else did.
And you giving them a free pass right now, ain't you?
Victor Oumar
A man got to have a code.
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