West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: Week 14 Recap: FantasyMania Round 1

During Victor Oumar's bye week,

he spends his off time figuring out how he will win the Championship.

Keenan Allen of Prop Vinny's team is preparing the final shipment from The Greeks.

Victor Oumar

This might be it, yo.

Barksdale, Bell, Stealthy, Vinny.

They all out the race.

Our path to the title is clear.

Victor Oumar returns to his hide out to explain his gameplan.

LeGarrette Blount

You sure about this?

Going against Prop Vinny and The Greeks, no doubt they'll have a lot of security, from both sides.

Victor Oumar

Which is why we gotta play it smart.

Can't just come through the front guns blazing.

Gotta be more subtle.

LeGarrette Blount

Subtle ain't really your style, Oumar.

Victor Oumar

Exactly why they'll never see me coming.

Plus, I got some help this time.

Adam Thielen

Heard this is the big pay day.

Victor Oumar

The biggest pay day.

We do this right, we won't ever have to steal again.

We can win the Championship and walk away.

Retire from this here game, you feel me?

In the WCC Universe, the pyros explode and Michael Cole welcomes us to the first round of playoffs.

Week 14, FantasyMania.

Michael Cole

Welcome to FantasyMania!

King, we are live in the New Orleans Superdome for what will surely be a historic night.

Playoff action is upon us.

Michael Cole

The first round matchups are here, The Baugh returns to take on The Game, Single H.

These two WCC Superstars are legends of the league.

They have been in their league since its inception.

They've matched up numerous times including the infamous 2011 Finals Matchup,

which saw The Cerebral Sandwich edging out The Baugh by a mere .04 points.

119.04 to 119, completing Single H's 3 peat.

King

The moment has plagued The Baugh's career in the WCC.

Since then, he's been unable to consistently make the playoffs and still has the monkey on his back.

No Championship titles for The Baugh.

Will this be the year he finally wins it all?

Michael Cole

The Underchucker makes his 7th FantasyMania appearance taking on The Hiz.

King

And this will be The Hiz's first FantasyMania ever.

Adrenaline must be at an all-time high for this young man.

Michael Cole

But his feat will be no small task as he takes on the WCC Veteran, the Underchucker.

We go live now to Renee Young who is standing by with The Hiz.

Renee Young

We are live here for 10th Anniversary of FantasyMania.

FantasyMania X here in New Orleans and we are joined by my co-host Lufa, and The Hiz.

Renee Young

Hiz, this may be the 10th year of West Coast Cousins, but this will be your first appearance at FantasyMania.

The Hiz

Renee, let me cut you off right there.

This is my moment to speak, this is my time.

I already know what you're going to ask me, Renee.

Am I nervous? Do I feel the pressure of following in Lufa's footsteps?

After all, Lufa is the first "Inactive" to make it to FantasyMania.

And trust me when I tell you this, I am not nervous.

The Hiz

I'm not looking to fill Lufa's shoes.

I'm not trying to be the number 1 loser.

Because Lufa got to the Finals, but she didn't win it all.

For a very long time, I've been considered a joke in this league.

The laughing stock, the jobber.

I don't get any respect.

I don't get any storyline time.

Erik Stevens, a non-pertinent character, got more storyline time this season than I did.

And that is an absolute travesty.

Renee Young

Hiz, we're really not here to talk-

The Hiz

No, you shut up.

This is my time to talk and your time to listen.

Because I am sick and tired of jobbing.

I'm still listed as the underdog coming into this matchup against the Underchucker.

But let me tell you this, WCC Universe.

When I shock the world time and beat the Phenom,

I want everyone to bow down to the new leader of the Inactives.

The Hiz

And not only will I beat the Underchucker, I'm going for it all.

I'm going to win the 2018 WCC League Championship.

And when I do, that'll mean I've become Champion before the Baugh, John Seana, Underchucker, Vic Ambrose. These so called football enthusiasts.

I can't even name 5 football players, but I bet your ass I can win a League Championship.

And when I do, we'll see who's laughing.

WCC Playoff Match

[3] The Underchucker (7-6)

vs.

[6] The Hiz (6-7)

Justin Roberts

The following WCC First Round match up is scheduled for ONE FALL...

Crowd

ONE FALL

Justin Roberts
And the winner of this match will advance to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!

*The Hiz's Music Hits*

Justin Roberts

Introducing first...

Making his FantasyMania debut, with a FantasyMania record of no wins and no losses.

From Seattle, Washington, the WCC's #1 Must See Attraction, the A-Lister,

THEEEEE HIIIIIIZ!

*Crowd Boos*

King

Look at this place, Michael.

The crowd is going crazy.

I never thought we'd ever see this again.

Michael Cole

Well the fans are certainly excited for the return of West Coast Cousins Wrestling.

It is the very core of Fantasy Football storylines.

GONG

Justin Roberts

And his opponent, making his 7th FantasyMania appearance...

From Seattle, Washington.

A professional FantasyMania record of 4 wins and 7 losses.

The Demon of Death Valley, the Phenom...

THE UNDERCHUCKER!

Michael Cole

You can just feel the air change in the room when you hear the ominous sounds of the Underchucker.

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King

The Underchucker certainly means business today.

He is playing a historically bad Fantasy Manager in The Hiz.

But the Hiz is having his best season by far.

Can he repeat Lufa's run in 2016 and make it all the way to the Championship game?

Who knows? Maybe the Hiz can win it all.

Michael Cole

Well he'll have to get past the Underchucker first.

Michael Cole

The bell rings and we are officially underway.

The WCC is back!

The Underchucker goes old school to kick off the 10th year anniversary.

Suddenly, The Hiztourage, Derrick Henry and T.Y. Hilton appear on the stage.

The Underchucker is confused and distracted by the Hiztourage.

Skull Crushing Finale from behind!

1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
The Hiz

Michael Cole

What a shocker!

The dream season for The Hiz continues!

King

I can't believe it, Michael.

The Hiz just knocked out of one of the strongest Fantasy Managers in league history.

Michael Cole

A tough loss for the Underchucker, he watches as his season will come to an end once again.

The Underchucker will have to wait until next season for another shot at the WCC League Championship.

A crushing upset as The Hiz defeats the Underchucker.
The Hiz will advance to the second round of the WCC Playoffs where he will meet Vic Ambrose.

WCC Playoff Match

[4] The Baugh (7-6)

vs.

[5] Single H (6-7)

Justin Roberts

Introducing first, he is the 5th seed.

Making this 7th FantasyMania appearance,

holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 8 wins and 3 losses.

The 3x League Champion, The Game, Singleeeeeee H!!!!

King
Ahh! What a pleasant surprise, Michael Cole.
Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat is here!
What a FantasyMania moment.

Justin Roberts

And his opponent....

From San Francisco, California.

Hollywood's highest grossing actor, with a FantasyMania record of 3 wins and 5 losses.

He is making his return to FantasyMania....

THEEEEE BAAAAAUGH!

Michael Cole
There is nothing like the electricity of The Baugh.
This is why The Baugh will always be WCC.
This is home for the Baugh, and no matter how big he gets in Hollywood,
this will always be where it all started for him.
What will it mean for The Baugh if he can finally win a League Championship after returning to the WCC Universe after 2 seasons away.

King
He very well could do it, Michael.
He's getting hot at the right now, but his opponent, Single H, is certainly no slouch.