Tuesday, December 5, 2017

WCC Week 13 Recap: The Playoffs Begin

The Little Giants (Sarcastballs)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)



The Little Giant's Tyreek Hill puts on a show going for 30.50 points, but it's a meaningless game, so who gives a shit?

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Little Giants



The Sarcastaballs gets his 4th win of the season in one of the worst rookie debuts in WCC history.
Questions surround Sarcastaballs and whether or not he will return next season.

The Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)



Rex Burkhead runs through the Mean Machine defense for 22.30 points.



Cam Newton with 20.42.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Thundering Herd



Another loss for the Mean Machine, they stumble their way into FantasyMania and the Thundering Herd pick up some momentum into the biggest game of the year.
Can the Thundering Herd keep it going?
And will the Mean Machine bring their A game next week?

The Mustangs (#7StormsComing)
vs.
The Flames (Rock's Team)



The Baugh
I don't care what hood you're from!
Or what NFL team you represent..
This is your gang now.
Do you accept the Mustang Challenge?
Our playoffs start now.
So let's go out there and kick some Flaming ass!


The Mustangs take the field with supreme confidence.
They've never played better all season long..
They look to make a statement and make their claim to FantasyMania.


Despite a valiant effort, the Flames are ahead going into Monday night.
The Mustangs will need a strong play the rest of the way.


Alvin Kamara
They ain't that good man.
When this all started.... Coach said we'd be winners.
I thought he was full of shit...
And man... I hated y'all.
Didn't want no part of it.
But then... we became a team.
We showed people something.
Coach is right.
We changed.
We not losers, no more.
All we gotta do.. is go out there and some them one more time.

*Kamara and the Mustangs stomp their feet*


Alvin comes out blazing for 24.60 points,


AJ Green with the impressive 77 yards and 2 touchdowns as the Mustangs come back from behind to defeat the Flames 133.66 - 128.06

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mustangs



The Mustangs pick up the victory against a playoff team in the Flames.
They've done shown that they are worthy of a playoff spot with 4 straight wins.
But they'll need the Coyotes and the Average Justin's to lose in order to clinch a playoff spot.

The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)
vs.
The Sharks (Better than the 9ers)



Stealthy
This is it, gentlemen.
The moment we've all been waiting for.
It all comes down to this.
We've had an up and down year.
But we can salvage all of that tonight.
Let's seize the opportunity and TAKE what is ours.


The Coyotes come out pumped up against Joyce's Sharks.


Russell Wilson taking on Matthew Stafford.



The Sharks strike first with a dominant performance by Le'Veon Bell, 24.20 points.
Le'Veon seemingly signals for the end of Stealthy.
Waving them goodbye.


Jim Ross
Oh look out!
It's Deandre Hopkins laying it into his quarterback on the sideline.

The King
I don't like this at all, JR.
It's disruptive to the team.
It's a distraction.
Completely unprofessional by Deandre Hopkins.
You can't call out of your teammate like that.
Deandre Hopkins is nothing but a no good thug!
That's what I think he is.


It seems hopeless now.
The Sharks are blowing out the Coyotes.
The Coyotes have seem to given up on their coach.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Sharks



Back in the locker room, Stealthy wants a piece of Russell Wilson.
The team has to separate the two.



Stealthy
Do you realize what you've done?!
You just ended our season!
You son of a bitch!

Russell Wilson
No, Coach.
I just ended you.



The Outlaws (Minh's Team)
vs.
The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)



The loss by the Coyotes is good news for the Mustangs.
But now it comes down to the Average Justin's.
A win and Justin is in.
A loss, and the Mustangs are going to FantasyMania.


Jared Goff leads the Average Justin's with 16 points.


Ingram carries the team on his back for 18.20 points!
The Average Justin's defeat the Outlaws 77.10 - 50.24!

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Average Justin's



And that means the Average Justin's are going to FantasyMania!
The underdogs have done it!
They'll battled the doubters all season and now they'll play on the grandest stage of the them all.



Meanwhile, the Mustangs break down as news trickles all over social media.



Despite a strong effort at the end of the season, the Mustang's early season struggles proved too much of a mountain to climb.
The Mustang's season has ended.



The Baugh
That's tough to hear.
To think that we played like Champions.
But we fall short.
But I don't think the Average Justin's are better than us.
I wouldn't take them over you.
I don't believe the Flames are 20 points better than you.
I don't believe the Mean Machine are two wins better than us.
No, no.




The Baugh
We battled to the very end.
We put our blood, sweat and tears into this season.
And I could not be more proud of this group of football players.
You came into the year as losers.
But we're walking away as so much more....
We're walking away as winners.
You're all winners now.
And the Baugh guaran-damn-tees you this....
I am not giving up on you.
I'm going to work tirelessly throughout the offseason and into next year...
Because I am NEVER leaving again.
I am a Mustang and I accept the Mustang challenge.
With God as my witness, I am staying with the team until we win a League Championship.
No more movies.
No more wrestling.
Just Fantasy Football.
And I will be here as long as it takes....
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL

WCC Championship Match
The T.C. Titans (MadeWCCGreatAgain)
vs.
The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)



The Permian Panthers face off against the T.C. Titans.
The battle for the Number 1 seed.
The WCC Championship on the line.
Josh McCown takes on Tom Brady.



Kenyon Drake goes off for 20.10 points.


Jamaal Williams responds with 18.30.


Tom Brady with a poor 9.32 performance and he appears to argue with assistant coach Josh McDaniels.

Jim Ross
Whoa, whoa. Tom Brady and McDaniels going at it on the sideline.

The King
I love it, JR.
That's just passion right there by a fiery quarterback.
You can see how much this means to Tom Brady.
He just wants to win.
This is what leaders do.
It's gonna galvanize the team and rally the troops.
The T.C. Titans are going to respond back.


The T.C. Titans do not respond back as Antonio Brown takes over in the 4th quarter to give the Permian Panthers the win.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND STILL WCC CHAMPION:
The Permian Panthers



Jim Ross
The Permian Panthers clinch a first round bye and the first seed.
The playoffs are set!
The pecking order has been established.
Six teams will go in...
But only one will come out.
Who will be this season's WCC League Champion?


Meanwhile back in San Francisco....


Stealthy
C'mon Chris.
Let's be reasonable.
You don't want to do this...
At least let me talk to Marlo.


Chris Partlow
Don't fret, none, Boss.
It won't be painful.


*Gunshot*

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