Jenni Zayn arrives in United Center in Chicago, Illinois to kick off Week 16.
The entire WCC locker room is backstage applauding Jenni Zayn as she arrives.
[Shane McMahon]
We are so proud of you, Jenni.
Everyone on the roster is happy for you.
You showed everyone that Inactive Lives Do Matter.
You made history and we're rooting for you this Sunday.
[Jenni Zayn]
I appreciate it, Shane.
But we still got one more to go.
It'll be my biggest test yet.
[Vic Ambrose]
Give 'em hell, Zayn.
You shocked us all with your performance this season.
Shock the world one more time and you're on top of the world.
[Sandy Orton]
Jenni Zayn, I'm proud of you.
I vouched for you to get into this league.
I fought and I fought with the Commissioner, I told him you deserved a chance.
Well, you've more than proven my point.
You're headlining FantasyMania!
Very few can say they've even played in the main event.
You have the chance to win it all and I know you can do it.
We can beat the San Francisco Cousins...
And if you, of all people can do it...
It'll be the biggest slap in the face to their conference.
Remember, Inactive Lives Matter.
[Jenni Zayn]
Thank you. I appreciate it.
*Crowd Cheers*
[Ranallo]
And there is she!
The Inactive Sensation!
The Great Inactive Hope!
Jenni Zayn!
Welcome to Week 16 in the West Coast Cousins!
We are down to just two Superstars.
Jenni Zayn and Kenn Balor!
These two Superstars will go head to head to determine the 2016 WCC League Champion.
[Graves]
What a Championship match it's going to be...
But look at this crowd going nuts for Jenni Zayn.
[Crowd]
To the tune of Zayn's theme song:
OHHHH.... Ohhhh....
OHHHHH.. OHHHHH... OHHHHHHH....
UH-OHHH... UH-OHHHHHH!
More WCC Superstars are in the ring to show their support for Jenni Zayn.
[Crowd]
YOU DESERVE IT!
YOU DESERVE IT!
YOU DESERVE IT!
[Jenni Zayn]
No, Chicago...
You deserve it!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Crowd]
WE DESERVE IT!
WE DESERVE IT!
WE DESERVE IT!
[Jenni Zayn]
Two weeks before the WCC Draft started... I met with the Commissioner of the League.
The Commissioner informed me, that I was being given a second chance.
A chance to play in this league again.
But there was only one catch, I had to remain active.
So I started to ask myself...
Do I have what it takes?
Do I have the time and effort to update my team weekly?
To watch the waiver wire and add the best available players?
To be honest, I wasn't quite sure I had the ability to play at this level.
But then I decided, I'd give it my best shot.
And even after a few early season losses, I didn't give up.
Even after the Commissioner wrote a really mean message warning the "Inactives" to UPDATE THEIR TEAMS.... I didn't give up.
Instead, I dropped Eli Manning.
I added Dak Prescott.
Last year's rookie bust, Melvin Gordon, he went off.
He lead my team to FantasyMania.
And now with just one week left in the season...
I'm in the Finals of FantasyMania!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Jenni Zayn]
The main event of FantasyMania is the pinnacle of our industry.
If you headline FantasyMania, it means you're on top of your game.
Let me list off a few names that headlined FantasyMania...
The Baugh.
The Underchucker.
Single H.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Sandy Orton.
Legends of this league.
And now you can add to the list...
Jenni Zayn!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Jenni Zayn]
But I'm not finished yet....
If I want to cement my name in the WCC Hall of Fame...
I've got to win it all.
I want to show everyone that dreams do come true.
If I can be example to children all around the world, that if you believe it... you can achieve it..
Then I--
The Authority Club cuts off Jenni Zayn.
*Crowd Boos*
[Ranallo]
And there is her opponent this Sunday...
The arrogant, pompous son of a bitch..
Kenn Balor.
[Ranallo]
Look at this Fantasy Manager, Corey.
He has the audacity to be carried on the shoulder's of Bad Luck Fale.
What? Is he too good to walk?
[Graves]
He's a leader, Mauro.
Leaders don't waste their energy walking.
Especially when he has a huge Fantasy Football game this Sunday.
He's smart, he's efficient.
What would you know?
Have you ever been a leader of anything?
[Single H]
Jenni Zayn. Congratulations.
You've made it to the Main Event.
If I told you at the beginning of the season, that Jenni Zayn would be headlining FantasyMania...
Well, nobody would believe me.
But here you are...
[Single H]
Let me tell you something about the Fantasy Managers who have had the honor to call themselves, WCC League Champions.
They're the best of the best.
The Elite.
And when I look at you, Zayn.
I think of a fine Fantasy Manager.
Someone who deserves to play in this league.
So when the fans chant, "You Deserve It!"
They're right.
You do deserve to play in this league.
But you do not deserve to wear this Championship title.
You don't deserve to call yourself a Champion.
[Jenni Zayn]
You know, I'm getting sick of hearing what I can and cannot do.
I think I've proven that I can do just about anything in this ring.
I wasn't supposed to be in the playoffs.
I wasn't supposed to beat Kevin Waiting.
And then I wasn't supposed to beat Minh Wyatt.
And I certainly am not supposed to beat Kenn Balor this Sunday in the Finals.
But the fact of the matter is, there's only one hand that's going to be raised this Sunday.
And I can't wait to look at your face when you hear the announcer say:
"AND NEW WCC LEAGUE CHAMPION...
THE INACTIVE SENSATION,
JENNI ZAYN!"
*Crowd Cheers*
[Kenn Balor]
Is tat wut you dink is going to happen, Jenni?
Let me tell you exactly wat is going to happen.
Because as impressive as your season as been,
ta Bullet Club has been far more impressive.
We've dominated most of the storylines.
We've murdered Fantasy Managers.
We've elected Donald Trump as President of the WCC.
And we've removed Vince MacMahon from power.
Not even WCW could do tat.
Not even tee NWO.
The only group powerful enough to detrone Vince MacMahon was ta Bullet Club.
And you know why?
Because we do whatever we want.
Whenever we want.
And right now, I want ta 2016 WCC League Campionship.
Kenn Balor points at Jenni Zayn.
President Elect Trump appears on screen.
*Crowd Boos*
[President Trump]
Let me tell you something, Jenni Zayn.
2016 has been the year of The Donald.
I've won everything.
I won the primaries.
I won the debates.
I won the election.
I won America.
I won the West Coast Cousins.
And now, I'm going to win the League Championship.
[President Trump]
Like my friend Balor said, we do whatever we want.
Whenever we want.
You see, my representatives, the Bullet Club.
They're going to do the dirty work for me.
I'm here to clean up the West Coast Cousins.
I'm here to make this League Great Again.
And that starts by eliminating the Inactives.
Jenni Zayn, just how confident are you in your own abilities?
Because you talk the talk.
You say that you never give up in the face of adversity.
But I propose the biggest proposition you have ever faced.
Let's put all the chips in the table.
If you lose this Sunday, we will send you back.
You will not be invited back to the WCC next season.
But if you win.
I will step down as Chairman of the West Coast Cousins.
*Crowd Cheers*
[President Trump]
Now, don't get too excited, Chicago.
Because I'm like Jenni Zayn in many ways.
Every time you expect me to lose, I win.
And I've beaten a woman once already.
I'll do it again.
Let me give you a spoiler for this Sunday's FantasyMania.
We're going to win.
And we're going to win bigly.
[Jenni Zayn]
I'm not one to back down from a challenge.
And the thought of you stepping down as Chairman of the West Coast Cousins is all I needed to hear.
I will never play Fantasy Football in a league from by you anyways.
I would rather boycott your league and your storylines than play under the Donald Trump Administration.
I accept your challenge.
And I'm going to dedicate my win this Sunday to America.
I feel like I'm Captain America and it's up to me.
A skinny Fantasy Manager with the heart of a Champion.
I will take down Hydra and I will take down Trump.
[President Trump]
Jenni Zayn, you just signed your death wish.
However, there is one more issue that I wanted to address.
Like any good businessman, when your assets are no longer valuable to you,
it's time to cut ties with those assets.
So Single H, I've decided that I don't want any McMahons having anything controlling interest in my Fantasy League.
Which is why I've hired a new General Manager to run Wednesday Night Preview.
In other words, Single H.
You're fired.
[Single H]
Trump! What are you talking about?
Hey! I'm not through with you yet, Donald.
Get back on the screen.
You can't replace me!
I run this league!
I am the West Coast Cousins.
Who could you possibly have hired to replace me?
CM PUP's Music Hits
[Ranallo]
OH MY GOD!
IT'S CM PUP!
CM PUP AND PAUL HEYMAN!
[Paul Heyman]
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the Advocate for the Voice of the Voiceless, CM PUP.
And I am newly appointed GENERAL MANAGER of WEDNESDAY NIGHT PREVIEW!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Paul Heyman]
At this time, my client, CM PUP would like to address the WCC Universe.
[CM PUP]
Oh, how the tables have turned.
Look at you, you can't stand it.
You can't stand that you've been replaced.
You want to hear some hard truths, Mr. Authority?
How's this for hard truths?
I am, the single greatest Fantasy Manager that has ever played in this league.
And after this Sunday, I cement my legacy.
There's one constant in the Wrestling Storyline Era of the WCC.
And that's me.
I've been in every FantasyMania main event in the last four years.
Where's Dolph Riggler?
Where's Sandy Orton?
Where's The Big Red Machine Vane?
Nowhere to be found.
But here I am, main eventing the biggest event of the season, once again.
Next season, Jenni Zayn will be no where to be found.
And I will be playing in the Championship game, once again.
[CM PUP]
There's only one resume comparable to mine.
And that's the Cerebral Sandwich.
Only, you're not so cerebral these days, are you?
Your best days come from the very start of the league.
Before waiver wires were introduced and the person with the fastest internet connection had the best team.
Back when YOU were Commissioner of your own league.
Now, I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
But 3 straight Championship victories while you served as Commissioner... and zero since you've stepped down.
I mean, we'll give you credit.
You're the 49ers of the 80s and 90s before salary cap was introduced.
You're the New York Yankees.
And me?
I'm the New England Patriots.
My dominance over my period of time is simply more impressive than yours.
I'm not the greatest Fantasy Manager of the "Modern Era."
That's just a buzzword that somebody in the back made up.
They probably want to put it on a T-Shirt.
No, I'm the Greatest Fantasy Manager of all time.
And now, I've beaten The Authority.
I've outsmarted the McMahons.
Because you see, I own the Bullet Club.
I've been playing you this whole time.
The Bullet Club works for the Heyman Regime.
And Kenn Balor?
Well... I guess you could say, he's a Paul Heyman Guy.
Kenn Balor drop kicks Single H.
[Kenn Balor]
I want ta take tis time to apologize to absolutely nobody.
Because ta Bullet Club does what ta fook tey want!
Single H, your ass is grass and I'm ta lawn mower.
The Bullet Club signal for the end of The Authority.
Jenni Zayn attempts to help by taking out as many members of the Bullet Club as she can.
It's not enough, as Kenn Balor seizes control.
Jenni Zayn falls victim to the numbers game.
CM PUP watches in approval as Jenni Zayn is carted off.
[Single H]
You're our last hope, Zayn.
The Great Inactive Hope.
The entire West Coast Cousins is counting on you.
You get healthy and you come back on Sunday.
You've got to beat The Bullet Club.
You've got to beat President Trump.
[Ranallo]
Is this the end of the McMahon era as we know it?
Have the Bullet Club put the final nail in the coffin?
Who will remain in power after Sunday?
Is this the end of Inactives or the end of Trump?
Most importantly, who will walk out as the 2016 WCC League Champion?
Kenn Balor.
Jenni Zayn.
You won't want to miss this.
Thank you and goodnight.
We will see you on Sunday for the Finale of the 2016 West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football League.
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