Zack Ryder is found dead, apparently another murder by the Bullet Club.
[Shane McMahon]
Next week on Preview.
My father, Vince McMahon, will step down as Chairman of the board.
[John Seana]
You can't give in!
[Shane McMahon]
He's had enough blood on his hands.
JJ Styles steps in Seana's face.
[JJ Styles]
Last night at Takeover Brooklyn, I had the opportunity to capture the FXT Universal Championship.
Shinsuke Nickamura was right there for the taking.
That was my only opportunity to go to FantasyMania.
You cost me a Championship, Seana.
You cost me my season.
Now I'm going to cost you.
The next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it.
The SeaNation is dead.
Bury it.
[John Seana]
ENOUGH!
You are no longer a member of the Bullet Club.
They kicked you out.
It's time to embrace the face.
[JJ Styles]
I'm still with the Bullet Club.
Once you're with the Bullet Club, it's Bullet Club for Life.
We're just going through some issues, that's all.
[John Seana]
No. You're done with the Bitch Club.
And you're done being a heel.
You've got talent, Styles.
I know you know football.
You haven't been able to show it this season..
But that doesn't mean you give up.
You get up, and get ready for next season.
And if you want to cash in the Money in the Bank Briefcase..
You do it like a man.
You don't run in after a match.
You cash it in for this Sunday at Roadblock.
And you give Nickamura the proper prep time.
If you're as phenomenal as you say you are...
You'll cash in the right way.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
The Baugh's music hits as the fans get on their feet.
[Ranallo]
OH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
IT'S THE RETURN OF THE GREAT ONE!
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!
THE BAUGH!
[Graves]
Oh great, what's this overrated piece of trash doing on my Blogsite?
Doesn't he know Sidney Reign's season is over?
[Ranallo]
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
The People are excited by this cheap gimmick!
They're standing on their feet!
[The Baugh]
It feels great to be back here in Rhode Island, to be here LIVE in front of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of the Baugh's fans!
There's nothing else like it.
Team Bring It World Wide.
The Baugh is trending all over the world!
And that could mean only one thing...
It means...
[The Baugh]
FINALLY.....
THE BAUGH....
HAS COME BACK...
[Ranallo]
Hang on just a second.
We know what this means...
[Minh Wyatt]
Mr. Baugh. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Minh Wyatt...
And I have come with a warning.
Mr. Baugh, you aren't the only one who has returned.
He has chosen you.
[Minh Wyatt]
He has chosen you because you represent success.
You represent Greatness...
You are everything Sidney Reigns is not.
But I'm afraid...
In 2016, you...
You are irrelevant.
And the only thing that matters....
Is me.
You see, I am going to FantasyMania...
And when I capture the Universe...
I will close a chapter in the history books.
I will change the world.
I will bring the world to it's knees.
[The Baugh]
Whoa... whoa.. whoa... whoa.. WHOA!
The Baugh knows exactly who you are.
The Baugh knows just how dangerous you are.
The Baugh knows you want to eviscerate the WCC Universe.
The Baugh knows you're The Eater of Worlds.
But from where The Baugh is standing..
You look more like the Eater of Poptarts.
Why don't you go and eviscerate a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios?
And stick that lantern straight up your candy ass!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Minh Wyatt]
Mr. Funny Man.
You think this is a game?
You think Fantasy Sports is fun?
No. Baugh, Fantasy Sports is serious business.
And I'm really sorry for what's about to happen.
I'm really sorry that you won't be able to witness what I am about to do at FantasyMania.
And I am sorry that you will be the first victim of His madness.
Because He has decided to make an example out of you...
*GONG*
[Ranallo]
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
That's the Underchucker!
The Underchucker has returned and he's taken out The Baugh!
Minh Wyatt laughs at his chaos.
Minh Wyatt may be more powerful than ever, with just 2 weeks before FantasyMania.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Rockson Stark]
Varys.
Tell the Queen...
Tell the Queen that I will confess my treason.
I will bend the knee and profess Evan Baratheon as the one true King of West Coasteros.
I've had enough blood on my hands.
[Varys]
Very well. I'll take you to the Queen at once.
Tai Luunister finds Rockson Stark as he's being taken to the Queen.
[Tai Luunister]
Where do you think you're going?
[Varys]
This is no matter of yours, Tai.
Lord Stark is being escorted to the Queen.
He will confess his treason.
[Tai Luunister]
I'll escort Lord Stark myself.
But you know...
With the year end FantasyMania tournament upcoming...
It's a shame that we've never faced off in a duel, Lord Stark.
A former League Champion such as yourself...
And of course, a 3x Champion in yours truly.
I've always wonder, if Lord Stark is everything he's made out to be.
And it doesn't appear as if you'll be participating in any more FantasyManias going forward.
Why not settle our curiosity, right here, right now?
[Rockson Stark]
I don't play Fantasy in silly tournaments anymore.
Because when I play football...
I play it for real.
When I draw the sword, it's not for practice.
It's to kill.
[Tai Luunister]
How's this for drawing to kill?
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Deez Bryan]
Last week at Takeover Brooklyn..
Jenni Zayn and Shinsuke Nickamura put on a match for the ages!
Instant classic, match of the year candidate.
I could not be prouder of Shinsuke Nickamura.
If that match didn't convince you that Nickamura is a serious contender this season..
Then I don't know what to tell you.
5 straight wins.
Yahoo Sports Power Ranked #1 Superstar in the league.
FXT Universal Champion.
And a 0.1 victory over Jenni Zayn.
I also want to recognize Jenni Zayn and give her some respect.
She deserves to be Champion.
She played like a Champion.
And she should not be considered an Inactive anymore.
I hope she makes the Top 6.
And I hope she makes it to FantasyMania.
So that we can get Shinsuke Nickamura vs. Jenni Zayn II.
*Crowd Cheers*
[Ranallo]
And here comes the leader of the SeaNation!
IT'S JOHNNNNNN SEEEEEEEANA!
IT'S JOHNNNNNN SEEEEEEEANA!
[John Seana]
Deez, I'm going to call a spade a spade.
Shinsuke Nickamura has proven that he deserve to be a Champion.
Shinsuke Nickamura is everything he's been billed as and more.
But I believe that my client, JJ Styles, can beat Shinsuke Nickamura.
I believe JJ Styles is as Phenomenal as he says he is.
He just has to Embrace the Face.
Hopefully, JJ Styles has earned a little bit of respect back from the FXT Universe when I stopped him from cashing in his titleshot.
But I'm not gonna stop him from cashing it in for this Sunday at Roadblock.
[John Seana]
So on behalf of JJ Styles, I'm cashing in.
This Sunday.
Shinsuke Nickamura versus JJ Styles for the FXT Universal Championship!
[Deez Bryan]
You've got yourself a deal.
But John.
You should've just cashed it in last week at Takeover Brooklyn.
Because now that Shinsuke Nickamura has prep time.
You've just made the biggest mistake of the season.
Almost as bad as starting Stefon Diggs while he was out with an injury.
[JJ Styles]
This Championship is coming home with me.
[Ranallo]
Do we have another classic in store for Sunday?
Which JJ Styles will show up?
The Phenomenal Fantasy Manager that won the Money in the Bank Ladder Match?
Or the disappointing jobber that has failed to make it to FantasyMania for 3 straight seasons?
Or the disappointing jobber that has failed to make it to FantasyMania for 3 straight seasons?
We'll see you folks on Sunday for FXT Roadblock!
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