30-Man Royal Rumble Match
[Cole]
The following match is a 30-Man Over the Top Rope Royal Rumble Match.
To be eliminated, a Superstar must be thrown over the top rope.
The final 3 remaining Superstars will secure a spot at FantasyMania.
Those who are eliminated, will be eliminated from playoff contention.
*CM PUP's Music Hits*
Entrant #1: CM PUP
[Cole]
CM PUP draws the unfortunate number 1 entry.
He has the lowest chance of surviving the Royal Rumble Match, King.
[King]
It's been a tough road back to the top for CM PUP
but if he wants to keep his title defense alive, he'll need to eliminate 27 other Superstars.
*Dolph Riggler's Music Hits*
Entrant #2: Dolph Riggler
[Cole]
And it's Dolph Riggler at #2!
FantasyMania Finalists a few seasons ago.
CM PUP vs. Dolph Riggler!
In comes Cesaro at #3.
Entrants continue to pour in as the ring fills up.
Taka gets eliminated and his season ends here.
Entrant #7: The Hiz
[Cole]
YES!
It's the return of The Hiz!
The greatest WCC Superstar of all time!
The Most Must See Superstar is #7!
Hiz enters and is thrown out by CM PUP.
Kofi with an amazing save to keep his feet from touching the ground.
Entrant #8: JBL
[Cole]
What?
That's your theme song, JBL!
You're in the Royal Rumble!
You're up!
[JBL]
You're damn right I'm up, Michael Cole.
In my prime, I was the best damn Fantasy Manager the WCC had ever seen.
Now I'm going back to FantasyMania and I'm showing these youngin's
how it's done!
JBL is eliminated as he hands his jacket to Michael Cole.
Entrant #10: BUCK BUCK MY BUTT
BUCK BUCK MY BUTT is Number 10!
This one time WCC Superstar knows nothing about Fantasy Football.
Entrant #11: Vic Ambrose
Here comes Vic Ambrose at #11.
Kofi Kingston saves himself from elimination once again by hopping back into the ring.
Entrant #12: Adam Rose
The Exotic Express makes a stop at the Royal Rumble!
It's Adam Rose and the Rosebuds!
Kofi Kingston nearly gets eliminated again by Rusev, but is caught by the Rosebuds!
Entrant #15: Run Forrest Run!
Former WCC Superstar Run Forrest Run makes a surprise return.
He played in FantasyMania before, one of the few former league inactives.
CM PUP and Dolph Riggler have been the iron mans of the match.
They've been in it since the beginning.
CM PUP with the near elimination, but he is able to crawl back in.
Entrant #20: P-Pac
P-Pac played in the inaugural WCC season in 2009, before the introduction of Wrestling Storylines.
Entrant #21: Single H
Here comes The Game!
Single H!
To date, no WCC Superstar has ever won multiple League Champions.
In an era of inactive, non-waiver wire settings,
former League Commissioner Where's My Sandwich? won 3 straight League Championships.
However, last season he missed FantasyMania for the first time ever.
Single H looks to return to FantasyMania with a win today.
CM PUP is suddenly taken out by Cal Bears!
CM PUP is eliminated!
[Cole]
What a shocking elimination!
CM PUP has been eliminated and his season comes to an end.
The title defense is over.
CM PUP had been in the ring the longest since coming in at #1.
Now Dolph Riggler holds the longest reign at #2.
[King]
I can't believe it.
CM PUP lost?
Entrant #22: SC Lesnar
[King]
Uh oh..
Here comes the pain!
SC Lesnar, one of the favorites to finish in the Final 3.
And she has a favorable entry at #22.
Riggler with the elimination of Alberto Del Rio.
Entrant #23: Chris Waiting
[Cole]
We've got some notable names in the ring right now.
Chris Waiting. SC Lesnar. Dolph Riggler.
Single H and Vic Ambrose.
With the elimination of CM PUP.
Who else are we going to see tonight, King?
#24: Santino Marella
Santino is immediately eliminated as he enters the ring.
[Cole]
WAIT A MINUTE!
IT'S STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!
VINTAGE STONE COLD!
And he's in the Royal Rumble!
We saw CM PUP get eliminated earlier, but now here's Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!
Pupstin enters and eliminates Superstars left and right.
Entrant #28: Bootista
*John Seana's Music Hits*
[King]
Whaaaaaat?
[Cole]
It's Johnnnnnnnnn
SEAAAAAAANA!!!
[Cole]
John Seana suffered season ending ACL and MCL injuries
along with kidney lacerations.
My god what a tremendous 3 week recovery time by John Seana!
[King]
I've got to find out what steroids he's been using.
The final 7 remaining Superstars.
John Seana and Single H.
Vic Ambrose.
Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
SC Lesnar.
Chris Waiting.
And Dolph Riggler.
Ambrose goes over the top!
Big Show and Cal Bears knock out Riggler and send him flying.
Dolph Riggler's season comes to an end and the former League Champion misses FantasyMania for the second season in a row.
Seana lift's Single H up!
And throws him over the top rope!
The Cerebral Sandwich has been eliminated!
Authority Enforcer Big Show takes Seana out!
John Seana misses FantasyMania again with that elimination.
They're going to FantasyMania!
WCCHF Championship Match
Toman Reigns vs. Deez Bryan (C)
Out comes WCCHF Champ, Deez Bryan to a chorus of boos.
Toman Reigns tumbles into the referee and the ref is down!
Deez locks in the Yes Lock but there's no referee!
Here comes Single H to call the match!
Winner via Submission and STILL WCCHF Champion: Deez Bryan
*Mr. McMahon's Music Hits*
The crowd absolutely explodes as Mr. McMahon walks out.
[King]
WHAAAT?
IT'S MR. McMAHON!
ALIVE AND WELL!
Single H hits the Family Tree from behind!
SCGD walks out now.
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCCHF Champion: Sandy Orton
[Cole]
What is going on?!
Sandy Orton is the new WCCHF Champion!
The Authority has a new horse in the race.
It's Santa Clara Gold Diggers!
[King]
What a confusing pay per view and season it has been.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
We'll have to wait and see what happens at FantasyMania!
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