The Proud Boys unload their weapons,
firing upon the West Coast Cousins.
A hailstorm of gunfire as the Average Justin's
do their best to dodge bullets.
Mean while CM PUP runs in and
clotheslines as many members of the Proud Boys as he can.
Head kick to Todd Alquist!
The fight continues as the Proud Boys exchange
bullets and dodgeballs.
The tide begins to turn as CM PUP and West Coast Cousins
overtake the Proud Boys.
Jarvis Landry catches a dodgeball.
Jarvis Landry
You're out! Jack! You're out!
CM PUP
BEST IN THE LEAGUE!
GONG
Donald Trump reemerges.
He catches the attention of CM PUP.
Donald Trump
Proud Boys, stand back and standby.
Donald Trump
Kenny...
CM PUP
You know me?
Donald Trump
I do.
You're not the only one cursed with being
very, very smart.
CM PUP
Well if you're so smart, then you'd know
the name is... C-M mother fucking PUP!
CM PUP rushes Donald Trump.
The two trade blows, each missing one another.
PUP tries a take down attempt to no avail.
Donald keeps PUP at a distance and outboxes him.
A big shot to the face of the 3x League Champion.
CM PUP is in trouble now, missing wildly with his shots.
Trump throws, but misses.
PUP takes advantage of the small opening
and puts him in position for a GTS!
He lands it on the President of the United States!
Donald Trump
All of that for a drop of blood?
Donald Trump lands a decisive blow,
and the Best in the League is down!
Donald Trump
You have my respect, PUP.
Donald Trump
When I'm done, half of America will still exist.
Donald Trump
I hope they remember you.
CM PUP prepares himself for one last stand.
From out of nowhere,
dragon fire comes crashing down onto the Proud Boys!
Vin Snow and Santa Khaleesi's army have arrived.
Coach Justin
Ha.. ha! You guys are in so much trouble now!
The army comes charging in on their horses,
trampling the Proud Boys.
Vin Snow slices through the white supremacists
one by one.
Vin Snow
BRING ME DONALD!
The FantasyMania intro plays as we kick off
the Pay Per View.
Jim Ross
WELCOME TO FANTASYMANIA!
We are in the opening round of the playoffs
and have a heck of a card for you tonight.
Thank you for joining us as we cut down the competition
from six Fantasy Managers to four.
Jim Ross
Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler.
And what a night this is going to be.
It's great to be here calling these matches with you
on such a historic night here in Jacksonville, Florida.
King
Can you feel the electricity in the air?
These fans have been on their feet all night JR!
Waiting outside the arena, packed into the stands.
They can't wait for the opening round of FantasyMania!
And tonight we're gonna find out who is in the Final Four!
Jim Ross
That's absolutely right.
2x League Champion Sandy Orton taking on 2018 Champion, The Baugh.
One of these superstars will advance and come one step closer
to becoming the 2020 League Champion.
King
But up next, The Game Single H returns to FantasyMania
when he takes on The Hiz!
Boy, I can't call this one, JR.
Single H started the season red hot and looked in prime
position to win it all, but it's been The Hiz who has
ended the regular season looking like a top Superstar.
Jim Ross
It's going to be a barn burner for sure, King.
Let's stand by now for the player introductions.
WCC Playoff Match
[3] No Trade League (8-5)
vs.
[6] Howard's Team (7-6)
Justin Roberts
The following opening round contest
is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd
ONE FALL!
Justin Roberts
And it is to advance to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!
*Crowd Cheers*
*The Hiz's Music Hits*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, by way of Seattle, Washington...
With a professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 1 loss,
he is the #6 seed in the league.
The Most Must See WCC Superstar in League History...
THEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIIZ!
*Crowd Boos*
Jim Ross
A largely negative reaction for the Hiz.
But like him or not, you have to respect his journey to this stage.
After early season struggles, The Hiz has certainly turned it around,
winning 4 of his last 5 regular season matchups.
We'll see if that late season success translates to the playoffs, King.
King
Well, a lot of that success can be attributed to The Fiend.
We saw him last week at Judgement Day and he's been mentioned
by The Hiz himself.
We know he's not technically in these playoffs,
but his presence is still felt, for sure.
Will he make an appearance tonight?
Jim Ross
We're certainly going to find out.
The Hiz poses one last time before his playoff matchup.
*Single H's Music Hits*
Justin Roberts
And his opponent... also from Seattle, Washington.
The Cerebral Sandwich.
Holding a professional FantasyMania record of 8 wins and 5 losses..
He is The Game, SIIIIIIINGLE H!
Jim Ross
What a spectacle to see, no stranger to the moment,
Single H always with the big entrance at FantasyMania.
King
But look at Stephaneah riding in the back!
This is great, JR!
Jacksonville is ready for a show tonight.
Single H continues to make his way down to the ring.
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
Look at the focus in the eyes of the Hiz.
Not intimidated by the moment, he knows he has to play
his best game tonight to keep his season alive.
It's all come down to this, King.
The Jacksonville fans cheer as
Single H spits in their faces.
Jim Ross
And here we go, King!
The opening round of FantasyMania is about to begin.
The bell rings and FantasyMania is underway!
Single H with the early advantage going for the suplex.
Now he locks in the figure four leg lock!
Will The Hiz tap?
The Hiz reverses the lock,
shooting pain up the Single H's leg.
But Single H reverses it back!
The Hiz reusing to quit, gets to the ropes.
Back on their feet now,
a disappointing outing from Single H's starting running backs.
But 18.40 points from Single H as the Cerebral Sandwich
tries to rally back.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute!
Don't tell me... how humilating would this be?
Defeating Single H with his own move!
23.10 points from Tyreek Hill!
Single H reverses, Hiz rolls him up.
1-2-KICKOUT!
JK Dobbins is he last hope for Single H's season.
He scores a TD, but it's not enough!
Single H walks into a Skull Crushing Finale!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Howard's Team
Jim Ross
An amazing performance by The Hiz.
You've got to hand it to him.
After years of failure, The Hiz knocks out the 3x League Champion.
For the second time in his career,
The Hiz will advance to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!
Jim Ross
Meanwhile, Single H's return to glory will have to wait
at least another year as his season will come to an end.
After early season success,
a disappointing end to a strong season from The Game, Single H.
King
Not only that, JR.. The Hiz just beat the Authority.
The League Officials were holding him back!
A true underdog, The Hiz continues to defy all odds.
He's come a long way since the early days of the WCC.
Jim Ross
And he's going to go at least one step further, King.
John Seana awaits The Hiz in the Semi-Finals,
but as stated on Preview, the whereabouts of the
SeaNation Leader remain unknown.
Perhaps we'll find some answers on Wednesday Night Preview.
Jim Ross
Now at this time, we would like to thank those of you watching at home.
Those reading on Blogspot.com or on the WCC Network.
And to the fans in attendance, we would like to announce
a new attendance record for FantasyMania!
78,133 fans packed into the stands
here at the TIAA Bank Field here in Jackonville, Florida.
King
Wow! We set a new attendance record during a pandemic?
No wonder the cases keep rising in America.
Jim Ross
That's right, King.
A sold out arena many of them in anticipation for our feature event.
One of the longest standing rivalries in League history.
A 2012 FantasyMania Championship rematch.
The Baugh takes on Sandy Orton in the
first round of the WCC playoffs.
WCC Playoff Match
[4] #7tormsComing (8-5)
vs.
[5] Joyce's Team (7-6)
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd
ONE FALL!
Justin Roberts
And it is to advance to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania!
*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington.
She is the Viper, holding a professional FantasyMania
record of 6 wins and 4 losses.
2x League Champion, Sandy OOOOOORTON!
Jim Ross
One of the most deadly and decorated Fantasy Managers in the league.
As she makes her way down to the ring,
do you have a prediction for this match, King?
King
Well The Baugh and Sandy Orton know each other well.
This will be the third time these two have crossed
paths in the playoffs, each winning a game a piece.
This will be a decisive win in the trilogy,
I've got the give a slight edge to The Baugh.
But it could honestly go either way.
Jim Ross
Well the Viper can strike at any moment, there's a reason
they call her the Apex Predator.
Despite being the lower seed, she actually has more
points on the season than The Baugh.
We'll find out shortly,
who will advance to the Final Four.
*The Baugh's Music Hits*
Justin Roberts
And her opponent, making his way down to the ring.
Holding a professional FantasyMania record of 6 wins and 5 losses.
He is the 2018 League Champion,
The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment...
The BAAAAAAUGH!
*Crowd Cheers*
Jim Ross
This will be The Baugh's first trip back to
FantasyMania since he won in 2018.
After missing the playoffs last season,
The Baugh returns and has his eyes set on
becoming a multiple time World Champion.
But first, he'll have to get past Sandy Orton.
King
Let's not forget JR, The Baugh was hoping
to have the first overall pick, Christian McCaffrey
return for the playoffs but he was ruled out
and may not return to the playoffs at all.
I think I might have to change my pick, JR.
Jim Ross
Well, we'll have to see if that plays a factor in tonight's matchup.
The Baugh staring down Sandy Orton.
Sandy Orton
Come on! Get down here and let's get this over with.
Just... bring it!
Sandy Orton transforms into SC Lesnar.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! What is this?!
King
The bait and switch by Sandy Orton!
She's a genius, JR!
And immediately, SC Lesnar goes for the F-5!
1-2-.. KICKOUT!
Jim Ross
SC Lesnar trying to pull a fast one.
She's going to get disqualified! What is she doing?
Baugh ducks under the chair shot and catches Lesnar with a clothesline!
Sharp Shooter! 21.30 points from Mike Davis!
But SC Lesnar refuses to tap.
The Baugh let's go down and stalks his opponent.
Baugh Bottom! Baugh Bottom!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
#7tormsComing
Jim Ross
He's done it! The Baugh will return to the Semi-Finals!
Defeating Sandy Orton and besting her in the trilogy.
Can The Baugh repeat his performance in 2018?
He moves one step closer to the Championship game of FantasyMania!
Jim Ross
And with that, Sandy Orton will fall short on her quest for 3.
Another blemish on her claim to greatest of all time,
Sandy Orton, while no doubt a strong Fantasy Manager,
will have to wait another year for her opportunity.
Jim Ross
The final four is set.
We are very close to the end and in one week,
we will determine the Championship match of 2020.
The Baugh, The Hiz, Rockson Reigns and John Seana.
Who will be the last man standing?
Tune into Wednesday Night Preview tomorrow night
as we are full steam ahead to the second round of FantasyMania!
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