Singles Match
Justin's Team vs. Rock's Team
On Sunday afternoon, Rocksonberg is working out of his
money laundering car wash.
Rocksonberg
Stefon Diggs is asking for a trade.
What do you think? Should we trade him?
He hasn't been particularly useful this season.
Rocksonberg's cellphone rings.
Kirk Cousins
Do you know who this is?
Kirk Cousins
Stefon doesn't like my QB play.
Tough shit.
I'm here to stay.
And I'm putting you away, Rockson.
Check the photo I just sent you.
Rocksonberg discovers that Kirk Cousins has found his FAAB budget.
Rocksonberg
Kirk, you don't want to do this.
The FAAB isn't even for me.
I need it for the Waiver Wire.
It's for my family. Our family.
If you do this, you're only hurting our family.
Kirk Cousins
You don't give a shit about family.
Meet me at here and we can talk.
Otherwise, I'm taking your budget.
Rocksonberg frantically races off into Central Valley where he is hiding his FAAB.
Rocksonberg
Kirk, I'm here.
Damnit, where are you?
Rocksonberg quickly realizes he's been tricked and led Kirk Cousins straight to his FAAB.
Kirk Cousins
Rockson!
Freeze!
Realizing he's been defeated, Rocksonberg surrenders.
Rocksonberg
What is this? A citizens arrest?
You're no longer a DEA agent.
No Fantasy Manager wants to sign you.
Thielen and Diggs want you out.
What evidence do you have?
Kirk Cousins
That's my evidence right there.
Your FAAB is buried out here and I'm gonna find it.
You want to go to jail, or you want to go home?
Kirk Cousins
Rockson Yan, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
I got you, son of a bitch.
Your season is done.
Rocksonberg hopelessly sits in the back of Kirk Cousin's truck.
Suddenly, a truck pulls up.
Rocksonberg is shocked by what he's seeing.
Trevor Siemian
Who the hell is this?
APD?
The van opens and it's Justinmonger and his Fantasy Team.
Justinmonger comes out guns blazing dropping 19.70 points from Leonard Fournette.
Trevor Siemian fires back.
A barrage of bullets riddle Kirk Cousin's truck.
Trevor Siemian is shot dead.
Leaving a wounded Kirk Cousins with an empty clip.
Justinmonger
Sit your ass down, quarterback.
Kirk Cousins
The name is Kirk Cousins, perennial All-Pro.
And you can go fuck yourself.
I'll die before I play for your Fantasy Team.
Justinmonger
I'll keep you on schedule, Captain.
Justinmonger fires off a shot, killing Kirk Cousins.
I'll keep you on schedule, Captain.
Justinmonger fires off a shot, killing Kirk Cousins.
Justinmonger
Bury his body.
Bring me Rocksonberg.
Justinmonger
Looks like I just gave you the easy Week 5 win.
Keeping your season alive.
It's Rocksonberg, right?
Also known as The Greek?
Also known as The Greek?
Rocksonberg
What do you want?
My FAAB?
Justinmonger
Nah.
I want the connect.
Right now, you deal exclusively with Prop Vinny.
But I want that to change.
You deal with me now.
Winner via Pinfall:
Rock's Team
Rock's Team improves to 3-2, after Justin's Team gives him
the free win. Rock's Team now jumps into 5th place.
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