WEST COAST COUSINS
STUDIOS
*Deep Breath*
We see the hands of a man, tuning his guitar.
He begins to play to the tune of "Through the Valley"
Kang the Conqueror
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
And I fear no evil because I'm blind to it all
And my mind, my gun, they comfort me
Kang the Conqueror
Because I know... I'll kill my enemies when they come
Kang the Conqueror
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me...
Kang the Conqueror
all the days of my life...
And I will dwell on this earth forevermore...
Kang the Conqueror
Said I walk beside the still waters, and they restore my soul...
Kang the Conqueror
But I can't walk on the path of the right
Kang the Conqueror
Because I'm wrong...
Kang the Conqueror
Now I can't walk.... on the path of the right....
...because I'm wrong.
He Who Remains
What are you doing, Conqueror?
He Who Remains
You really gonna go through with this?
Kang the Conqueror
I'm gonna find...
Kang the Conqueror
and I'm gonna kill...
every. last. one of them.
COMING THIS FALL
AN ALL NEW
SUPPLEMENTAL STORYLINE
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
The Great Kevan
Ladies and gentlemen.
The Great Kevan
In my travels, I have seen the future...
The Great Kevan
And it is a strange future indeed.
The Great Kevan
The world is on the brink of new, terrifying possibilities...
The Great Kevan
...but what you are about to see
The Great Kevan
...is considered safe.
Dante Reyes
BOOM!
AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHA!
Thor Rocksinson
Butker, where have you taken me?
Harrison Butker
This is going to sound crazy, but try to follow along.
You and I... we've just traveled across the multiverse....
Kendrick Stark
Are you gonna do your job or not???
Kendrick Stark
Because the Riddler is still out there!
The Riddler
I've been trying to reach you...
Batman
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Kevan
WHERE IS SHE?!
J. Jonah Jameson
Folks,
it is a sad day in the West Coast Cousins.
J. Jonah Jameson
I regret to inform you all..
J. Jonah Jameson
that the source of all this chaos...
J. Jonah Jameson
is none other than the menace known as Spiderman!
Vinpool
Oh...
Vinpool
....you have got to be kidding me!
Alexander Wayne
Are you watching closely...?
The Great Kevan
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW!
WEST COAST COUSINS:
NO WAY HOLMES
Kendrick Stark
Biden needs to know what's next.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
What's next?
Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen...
Paul Heyman
My name is Paul Heyman.
And I serve as Special Counsel to the Tribal Chief...
Paul Heyman
ROCKSON... REIGNS!
SEPTEMBER
