Earth-1
Narrator
In Earth-1, Bane has set up his base
of operations underneath the city of Seattle, Washington.
Narrator
Dr. Oppenheimer's Fear Toxin weapon is fully operational.
Henchmen
The bomb is active and ready for deployment.
Bane
And are we ready for a demonstration?
Henchmen
Yes.
Narrator
Off world, Kang the Conqueror receives a transmission from Bane.
The mercenary has an update for tyrant.
Kang the Conqueror
Bane.
Bane
The Fear Toxin is ready at your disposal in Earth-1.
Kang the Conqueror
Excellent work, Bane.
Execute Order 66.
Kang ends the transmission.
Dr. Oppenheimer
What exactly is Order 66?
If it is what I think it is, I urge you to not use the weapon, Bane.
I built the Fear Toxin to stop terrorists, not become one.
Please, do not do this.
Bane
It is already done.
The first stone has been cast and soon more shall follow.
Bane
Your work has been invaluable, doctor.
We appreciate your efforts.
With your help, the multiverse's true potential will finally be realized.
The Multiversal Crisis will end.
And it is with your doing, Dr. Oppenheimer.
Dr. Oppenheimer
Who are you?
Bane
I am the reckoning.
I am the beginning and the end.
I am salvation for all those fortunate enough to live Kang's Outer Heaven.
We will accomplish this mission in the name of Kang.
You will see.
WEST COAST COUSINS:
THE KANG DYNASTY
Episode Nine - Ground Zero
Earth-1151955
Narrator
In Earth-1151955, we continue along the journey of Christopher Parker.
After a loss in Week 8, the defending League Champion is beginning to falter.
With the loss of Jalen Hurts and Kenneth Walker III coming back down to earth,
Parker is looking for answers heading into Week 9.
Now in the year 1955, Chris turns to the only person capable of helping him,
Kendrick Stark.
Christopher Parker
Mr. Stark?
Kendrick Stark
Kendrick Stark
Don't say a word.
Kendrick brings Christopher into his home.
Kendrick Stark
I don't want to know your name,
I don't want to know anything about you.
Christopher Parker
Mr. Stark—
Kendrick Stark
Quiet. Don't tell me anything!
I'm gonna read your thoughts.
Let's see now... you've come here from a great distance.
Christopher Parker
Yeah! Yeah!
Exactly!
Kendrick Stark
Don't tell me!
Uh, you want to sell me a used car.
You're a sleazy car salesman, coming from
a great distance to give me a great deal on an auto loan!
Christopher Parker
Mr. Stark.
I'm from the future.
I came here in a time machine that you invented.
Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985...
Kendrick Stark
My God...
Do you know what this means?
....
It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
Christopher Parker
Mr. Stark, you've got to help me.
You're the only one who knows how your time machine works.
Kendrick Stark
Time machine...
Kendrick Stark
I haven't invented any time machine!
Christopher Parker
No, but you will.
Look, I'll prove it to you... look at my Fantasy Team.
Ashton Jeanty, Kyler Murray, Amon-Ra St. Brown,
these guys haven't even been born yet!
I'm telling you the truth, Mr. Stark, you gotta believe me!
Kendrick Stark
Then tell me, future boy.
Who should I start this week in Week 9 on my Fantasy Football team? Hm?
How many points am I going to score this week? Can you tell me that?
Christopher Parker
What? No. I don't even think they had Fantasy Football in 1955!
Y.A. Tittle, Joe Perry..?
I don't know any other players in 1955!
Kendrick Stark
I've had enough practical jokes for one evening.
Good luck, future boy!
Christopher Parker
No, wait. Mr. Stark!
The—the bruise! The bruise on your head!
I know how it happened, you told me the whole story.
You were learning how to throw a football...
And you went to drop back and you slipped and hit your head.
And that's when you came up with the idea for the mobius strip...
which is what makes time travel possible.
Kendrick Stark opens the door in shock, suddenly believing the boy.
Narrator
Following a two game slide of his own, Jets2Holidays is trying his best to stay in the Top 6.
Despite the boy from the future appearing to tell the truth,
he has yet to put his full trust in his Week 9 opponent.
Stark is in need of a win.
Narrator
With tension still in the air, Kendrick Stark follows Chris Parker to the DeLorean.
Kendrick Stark
After I fell and hit my head, I drew this.
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Christopher Parker
An Inverted Mobius Strip.
Chris shows Kendrick the same Time Space GPS on the DeLorean.
Outside of Time
The Watcher
As I said, this universe does not have the answers you seek.
Harrison Butker
Uatu, please.
If I can just go into this universe, borrow the Time Space GPS,
maybe I can find a way to control it.
The Watcher
We cannot interfere.
Harrison Butker
No, you cannot interfere. I swore no such oath.
And if controlling my time slipping is so important,
then why can't you just let me get Stark's Time GPS?
The Watcher
The Watcher
Because it is not the answer.
Harrison Butker
THEN WHAT IS THE ANSWER?
You must find that out for yourself.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-415
President Vance
Good morning, thank you for joining me today as I have a very important announcement
to make in response to the global threat of the Silver Surfer.
A few weeks ago, a silvered skinned alien appeared in our sky
and announced the so called "salvation" of our universe.
Since that time, the Department of Defense has been evaluating her threats
and the imminent arrival of her herald, Kang the Conqueror.
And after much deliberation on the topic of a defense strategy
and keeping the American people safe, as President of the United States,
I have exercised my right to pardon former President Donald Trump.
President Vance
Effective immediately, I will be stepping down in my role as President
and the former President, Donald J. Trump will return to office with absolute immunity.
Understand that this is wartime and the United States of America needs a wartime President.
I will be continuing in my work to support the President and the New West Coast Cousins
in our efforts to protect the American people as well our universe.
I will now like to invite President Donald Trump to the stage.
President Trump shakes hands with Vice President JD Vance.
President Trump
Hello, first of all, it is great to be here.
Earlier this week, I got a phone call from JD and he said:
"You've got to come back. America needs you.
"You've got to come back. America needs you.
We need you now more than ever."
How could I say no?
This country needs a strong President that will get us through this tough time.
And believe me, it is a tough time.
President Trump
And I will prevent this war, very easily.
It will be settled very quickly, very easily.
Probably even in one day, I could end this conflict.
There are wide spread, unfounded conspiracy theories that the world will shut down for 90 days.
But this is a hoax, it is fake news.
I've already gotten on the phone with Kang,
we had a very nice chat, he's a very nice person.
We talked and I told him, you can't have this planet. You can't have this universe.
We got along, very well. I think he liked me, very much.
And he told me, he just wants a piece of paradise, a piece of this land.
And I understand, America is great and we have a lot of land.
We're going to continue to talk, we're going to continue to negotiate.
And maybe, maybe we give him Los Angeles or San Diego.
It'll be a very small price to pay. Believe me, nobody will miss Los Angeles.
President Trump
But we're going to talk. We're going to have some lunch
and I expect to get this solved very soon.
Faster than you would ever believe.
Nobody can do this, nobody can talk to Kang the way that I can.
It's why JD has stepped down and put me back in charge.
And I'm going to tell him, very sternly, very seriously.
You can't have this world, you cannot have this universe.
We are going to deal with Kang very swiftly and very smartly.
And I promise this will all be over, very soon.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-1887
Narrator
In Earth-1887, the Scarlet Joyce has fulfilled her promise to protect their universe.
However, it is not without losses of her own.
Despite destroying Earth-KANG and the Death Star,
the former 3x League Champion has fallen on hard times.
the former 3x League Champion has fallen on hard times.
Following a Week 8 loss, Joyce now finds herself in 10th place at 2-6.
Narrator
But perhaps even more devastating is the loss of the Vision,
also known as Sandy Orton.
Once upon a time, Sandy Orton was the savior of Earth-616,
protecting the planet from Donald Trump's deportations during the great Fantasy War.
And in true heroic fashion, Orton has saved one more universe, Earth-1887.
Scarlet Joyce
I—I can't feel you...
Minhneto
You aren't the only one grieving the ones we've lost.
Minhneto appears from offscreen.
Minhneto
This war waged upon us has brought us nothing but pain.
Startled, the Scarlet Joyce turns around cautiously.
Scarlet Joyce
Who are you...?
Minhneto
You've saved one world, that's more than I was able to do.
But there are many more worlds that need our help.
So if you want your revenge—
Narrator
In a fit of rage and grief, the Scarlet Joyce loses her composure.
She wields her power and directs it at Minhneto!
Narrator
The two Fantasy Manager face off in Week 9.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-1 (Seattle)
Narrator
Just outside of the Lumon Field,
Bane and the Viet Kang henchmen unload the Fear Toxin weapon.
Mr. Milchick
Ms. Huang.
How can I help you?
Ms. Huang
You have a delivery, Mr. Milchick.
A letter.
Mr. Milchick
A letter? From who?
Joe Buck
Welcome into the broadcast booth everybody.
I'm Joe Buck, that's the Hall of Famer, Troy Aikman.
And what a matchup we have here tonight
between the Seattle Seahawks and the Pittsburgh Steelers, Troy.
Troy Aikman
Whoa, would you take a look at that?
Someone wrote "Kier Eagan Lies" in the sky.
Obviously in protest of the new Seattle Seahawks owner, Jame Eagan and the Eagan Family.
A lot of controversy in the biotechnology world surrounding Lumon Industries and
their proposal for what they are calling a Severance procedure, Joe.
Joe Buck
It's certainly gotten the attention of these fans,
but regardless of where you stand, we have a football game ahead of us.
We're moments away from kickoff!
Back at Lumon, a sheer look of panic
has suddenly crossed Mr. Milchick's face.
Mr. Milchick
My God... get Ms. Cobel on the phone, immediately.
Ms. Huang
What did the letter say?
Mr. Milchick
Just do as I ask, now!
Ms. Cobel
What is it, Seth?
Can't you handle one day without me?
Mr. Milchick
Harmony. It's Nathaniel.
He's back.
Ms. Cobel
What do you mean he's back?
Is he on the premise now?
Mr. Milchick
No, but he sent a letter.
I think he's up to something.
I have also just been informed that someone wrote
"Kier Eagan Lies" at the Seahawks Game.
I don't believe this to be a coincidence. This has Nathaniel R. written all over it.
Ms. Cobel
What did the letter say, Milchick?
Mr. Milchick
It reads:
"Dear Lumon Industries, I would like to formally announce to my former employer
that I have successfully manufactured the Fear Toxin.
In light of these recent events, I would like to take this time to thank you for your service.
Praise Kier.
Signed, Nathaniel R."
Ms. Cobel
Oh my God...
Kier, get me off this planet!
Joe Buck
We are set for kickoff in this Week 9 matchup.
The defending Superbowl Champions,
the Seattle Seahawks take on the Pittsburgh Steelers!
Bane triggers a set of explosives as kickoff begins.
Troy Aikman
Take a look here at #86.
Hines Ward, known for his electric speed and kick return ability.
A loud explosion occurs underneath the stadium.
Troy Aikman
And—oh my!
The—the field just exploded—what the heck is going on?
Ward turns around to find the entire
Seattle Seahawks and Pittsburgh Steeler team killed during the explosion.
Bane makes his way out onto the field
in front of a stunned Seattle crowd.
Bane
Earth-1, welcome.
Welcome to the start of the Great Multiversal War!
This is Ground Zero.
The Universe that started it all!
Bane and his mercenaries roll out the Fear Toxin bomb.
Bane
This is the instrument that will put an end to all of this multiversal madness!
For Kier, we bring forth the end of the chaos!
For Kier, we bring the end of despair!
For Kier, we bring salvation... we bring forth Outer Heaven.
Bane
Identify yourself to the world.
Dr. Oppenheimer
My name is Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer,
and I am the director of the Fear Toxin Project.
And what—what is this?
Dr. Oppenheimer
A fully primed Fear Toxin bomb with a blast radius of 6 miles.
Bane
And who is capable of disarming such a device?
Dr. Oppenheimer
Only me.
Bane
Only you...
....
Thank you, good Doctor.
Bane snaps Oppenheimer's neck, killing the scientist
as the Seattle crowd gasps in horror.
Bane
Now, this bomb is armed. And it will go off!
Tonight, this bomb will trigger and decimate your world in a scale never seen before.
It will be horrifying. It will be ugly.
And when it's done, this world will be lost in darkness.
The remnants of what will remain... is only fear.
Bane
For you, we give you these final hours to return to your loved ones.
Cherish what little moments you have left.
They are precious.
Sit down, enjoy a meal.
Hug those who matter to you the most.
Because after tonight, nothing in this world will ever be the same.
You can thank Kier for that.
Thank Kier for creating Kang the Conqueror.
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Earth-415
Narrator
In Earth-415, a boat rows across the bay.
Inside the boat, Kang the Conqueror pulls himself to shore.
Kang is greeted by Justinmonger to takes him on a ride across the city.
Narrator
Kang cautiously observes his surroundings.
Kang tosses Minhneto's helmet as it rolls to a stop.
Justinmonger
So, what do you think? Is this the one?
Kang the Conqueror
Survival of the fittest, Justin.
This universe has potential.
But soon... this world will be on a collision course with another.
Earth-206.
Kang the Conqueror
The last universe standing will be our Final Universe.
