West Coast Cousins: Fantasy War 'Donald' Trailer

Oprah

Donald...

Oprah

A lot of people have talked about whether or not you should run for President...

Oprah

Would you ever?

Donald ponders Oprah's question.

His facial expression suddenly lights up.

Donald Trump

My mother, always tells me...

Donald Trump

To smile and make this world a better place.

She told me I had a purpose.

That one day, I will bring prosperity and greatness to this world.

Protesters

Hey, hey. Ho, ho!

Donald Trump has got to go!

Protesters

Love trumps hate. Always!

Protesters

He's a racist!

Worst than Hitler!

Brian Williams

Breaking news.

We now have a report on the shooting of Kate Steinle.

The shooter was identified as Jose Garcia Zarate.

An illegal alien with a criminal background who was released from the custody of ICE,

due to laws protecting illegal immigrants under the sanctuary city of San Francisco. 

Donald Trump

Is it just me...

Donald Trump

Or is America getting crazier out there?

Jimmy Durante

Smile,

Though your heart is achin'

Jimmy Durante

Smile,

Even though it's breakin'

Jimmy Durante

When there are clouds in the sky

You'll get by...

Jimmy Durante

If you smile

Through your fear and sorrow

Jimmy Durante

Smile

President Obama

And we all know about your credentials and breath of experience.

You make tough decisions everyday, like the ones you made on Celebrity Apprentice.

Tough decisions, that would, frankly, keep the President up at night.

*Crowd Laughs*



Donald embarrassingly smirks.

Jimmy Durante

And maybe tomorrow you'll see the sun come shinin' through

For you...

Anderson Cooper

Let me ask the room.

Does anyone actually think that Donald Trump can win the election?

Or how about a better question.

Does he even want to win the election?

Is this some kind of elaborate publicity stunt?

Anderson Cooper

This is a man with no political background.

He's a celebrity and a real estate mogul.

But let's call it what it is.

He has no experience or qualifications to lead a country.

Nobody actually believes that he's going to be the 

next President of the United States, do they?

NEXT FALL

Bill O'Reilly

The West Coast Cousins has lost its way.

Pinheads running the entire league.

Children, listening to Marilyn Manson,

and subjected to this violence on TV.

The WCCF regularly advertises four letter words,
inappropriate gestures and obscenities.

MAKE

Bill O'Reilly

America is going to hell.

And somebody needs to put this country back on track.

Donald Trump

I used to think I was a Democrat...

But now I realize....

AMERICA

Donald Trump

...I'm Republican.

GREAT AGAIN

WEST COAST COUSINS:
FANTASY WAR

Jimmy Durante
Send in the clown...

Donald Trump
Fine...
I'll run for President.

AUGUST