Earth-415
We open inside the U.S. Capitol Building where Congressman Carson
is conducting a hearing brought upon by the Director of National Intelligence.
Chris Carson
Please, state your name for the record.
Tulsi Gabbard
Tulsi Gabbard.
Chris Carson
Ms. Gabbard, at this moment, you are serving as the Director of National Intelligence,
appointed by President Trump?
Tulsi Gabbard
That's right.
Chris Carson
And before that, you were the Chairwoman of the Board
of O.X.E. Group?
Tulsi Gabbard
Yes, although I have fully devested in O.X.E. since taking office.
I now sit on the board in a Strategic Guidance capacity.
Chris Carson
Right. And it is my understanding that you've brought us all here today,
because you disagree with the appointment of Nico Collins as Captain Covfefe,
the leader of the West Coast Cousins, who was also appointed by President Trump.
Tulsi Gabbard
Well, it's not so much that I disagree with President Trump.
Rather, I am here to propose an alternative to the modern day superhero.
Chris Carson
An alternative?
Tulsi Gabbard
The days of unregulated, unsanctioned vigilantism is no more.
The Big Beautiful Bill was a step in the right direction.
Government sanctioned control of the West Coast Cousins is brilliant,
but I'm afraid it hasn't been enough.
In its short time, the Nico Collins led West Coast Cousins has been an absolute failure.
Chris Carson
What makes you say that it's been a failure?
Tulsi Gabbard
Well for one, each year Nico Collins' Fantasy Numbers continue to decline.
During his rookie year, you could argue that he was an elite WR,
but Nico is projected to score lower this year than last.
Maybe the shield is too heavy for him.
In addition, under the watch of the Nico Collins' led West Coast Cousins,
the radical left has imposed political violence, assassinating one
of the country's biggest political activists in Charlie Kirk.
The West Coast Cousins could not protect us.
Ladies and gentlemen, if we don't do something, we risk losing our country to Communism.
In the last 2 years, the West Coast Cousins has lost the trust of the American people.
These heroes have gone rogue and they must be held accountable,
and that includes the 'new' Captain Covfefe, Nico Collins.
And if I may add, Nico Collins has a striking resemblance
to one of the members of the Fox River 8, Chris Olave,
who escaped alongside Tai Rogers over a season ago.
Chris Carson
Nico Collins underwent a DNA test.
DNA evidence proved that he was in fact not Chris Olave nor is he related to him in any way.
Tulsi Gabbard
Be that as it may, I find these irregularities to be more than coincidence.
I believe that Nico Collins should be stripped of the title of Captain Covfefe
and removed as the Leader of the West Coast Cousins.
Chris Carson
And what alternative would you propose?
Because I have yet to hear a solution to the problem you're presenting.
Because I have yet to hear a solution to the problem you're presenting.
Tulsi Gabbard
Allow the O.X.E. Group to be recognized as the official security council
of the United States of America.
I promise, under O.X.E.'s protection, we will make America safe again.
WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
Episode Seven - O.X.E.
Earth-KANG
(Before the Kang Games)
Nathaniel Richards
Selina. Hey—there you are.
Selina Kyle
Nathaniel. What’s on your mind?
Nathaniel Richards
I’ve, uh… been meaning to talk to you.
And I was hoping this could stay between us.
Mind if we sit?
Selina Kyle
Sure.
Nathaniel Richards
So… I wanted to ask you about the break room.
I saw you in there with Kang, and—
I didn’t understand what I was looking at.
Selina Kyle
Oh. The break room.
That’s where mistakes go to die, so he says.
Kang gave me an assignment and I botched it.
Because of that, he placed me into an infinite time loop.
He had me repeating the same lines, over and over—
until he's satisfied with the outcome... until he believes me.
Nathaniel Richards
That sounds… unbearable.
Selina Kyle
It’s not so bad once you get used to it.
Besides, it was my mistake. I got what I deserved.
Nathaniel Richards
Kang doesn’t… treat you kindly, does he?
Selina Kyle
Kindly? No.
But fair. If nothing else, Kang is fair. Why do you ask?
Nathaniel Richards
Just seems like… he doesn’t see people for who they are.
Only pieces.
Selina Kyle
That’s one way to look at it.
What are you really asking, Nathaniel?
Nathaniel Richards
You’ve been with him a long time, right?
Selina Kyle
Long enough to forget how long.
Nathaniel Richards
When Kang brought me here, he said all of this—everything—was to save Ravonna.
That I could bring her back. That none of this pain had to happen.
Has he ever… actually done it? Saved Ravonna?
Selina Kyle
Ravonna... now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
No, he stopped trying to save her a long time ago.
Nathaniel Richards
Stopped trying? You’re saying he’s given up?
Selina Kyle
I’m saying— he changed the mission.
These days, he talks more about… elimination than salvation.
Nathaniel Richards
Elimination? What do you mean elimination?
Selina Kyle
I really shouldn't be telling you this... I could get in serious trouble.
Nathaniel Richards
Selina, please. I need to know.
Selina Kyle
Kang... he has a black book.
A list of names he wants to purge from all timelines.
Anyone who has ever wronged him is on that list...
He calls it a "course correction."
And... Ravonna is on that list.
Nathaniel Richards
No… no, that’s not right.
That’s not what he told me.
I thought he wanted to fix things— not erase them.
This can't be right. I need to speak to Kang.
Selina Kyle
Nathaniel… stop.
You shouldn’t be saying this out loud.
And I really shouldn't have told you any of this.
Please, just—forget it.
Nathaniel Richards
I can’t.
Ravonna still needs me.
Kang’s been wasting my time with lies... I don't need him.
But if I could somehow just get back to Earth-1— to before the accident—
I can save her.
Selina, please. You have to send me back to my world.
Selina Kyle
Nathaniel, listen to yourself.
Do you have any idea what'll happen if he finds out about this?
Nathaniel Richards
I don’t care what Kang wants.
He lied to me—he uses you. But I can fix this.
I can fix everything.
Selina, you have to trust me.
I won’t become him.
And you—you won’t have to live like this.
Just help me go back and I can fix all of this.
Selina Kyle
You really think you can save her?
Nathaniel Richards
I do. At the very least, I have to try.
Selina Kyle
Then go. Get in the pod. If you can save her…
maybe you’ll save all of us.
Earth-1887
Jim Moriarty
Time is.... everything...
Jim Moriarty
It moves.... through each... and every... one of us.
It shapes our lives... our futures...
Jim Moriarty
but perhaps.... we can shape...
Jim Moriarty
IT!
IT!
Alexander Wayne
It's him. Jim Moriarty.
He's the one who burned down your show.
The Great Kevan
This better not be one of your ploys,
because I've had about enough of your antics, Wayne.
Alexander Wayne
It's no ploy.
I wouldn't come to you for help if I wasn't serious.
Jim Moriarty
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Great Kevan
I don't know.
He doesn't seem so special, just another ordinary magician.
Alexander Wayne
Trust me, that man is not a magician.
That man is the devil.
Jim Moriarty
Don't be shocked when I tell you that time is the future of energy.
Jim Moriarty
My temporal loom inverts the temporal decay of the electricity flowing through it.
Lowering it's entropy and gathering it to fine threads of... POWER!
A CHAOS!
A chaos of particles is transformed into... Order.
Jim Moriarty
In my travels, I have seen the future.
And it is a strange future indeed.
The world is on the brink of new and terrifying possibilities.
What you're about to witness is not magic.
It is purely science...
A bolt of electricity shoots through Jim Moriarty.
Jim Moriarty disappears in front of the live audience,
as Alexander Wayne spots the trap door.
As the crowd is left in a mixture of amusement and confusion,
they're left searching the room for Moriarty.
Jim Moriarty suddenly appears at the back of the theater
as the crowd starts to gasp.
Jim Moriarty
Man's reach exceeds his imagination!
The crowd applauses as Alexander Wayne is left in disbelief.
We cut to after the show as Alexander Wayne and the Great Kevan
debrief on what they've just witnessed.
Alexander Wayne
50 yards in a second, in a second!
And all that we know is that he uses a trap door.
Ah, brilliant!
What is going on under that stage?!
The Great Kevan
What are you staring at me for?
You're the magician. I left that gig a long time ago to put on carnivals.
Alexander Wayne
Yeah... and how's that working out for you?
Alexander Wayne
Ah... you've always been fucking useless!
The Great Kevan
Excuse me?
Alexander Wayne
You heard me.
The Great Kevan
Alright, well he must use a double.
Simple. He goes into the trap door and his look alike is waiting in the back.
Alexander Wayne
He doesn't use a double. I'll tell you that much.
The Great Kevan
He has to use a double!
That's the only way I know how the trick is done.
Alexander Wayne
It's not a double. Trust me, I would know.
The Great Kevan
Would you know? You sure about that?
The same way you knew how to tie a Langford knot. Am I right?
Alexander Wayne
Look, Kevan. I am sorry about your wife, really I am.
But that was a long time ago.
The Great Kevan
Don't you dare mention my wife, you son of a bitch!
Forget about who does better magic, forget about who puts on better shows.
We can go right now, bub.
Come meet me outside, just you and I.
Let's see who really is the better Fantasy Manager.
Alexander Wayne
You don't want to do this.
I was out of line, I shouldn't have brought her up, I'm sorry.
The Great Kevan
Sorry isn't going to bring my wife back!
Scarlet Joyce
What if it could?
We see Scarlet Joyce enter the room.
The Great Kevan
I'm sorry, Miss. But who are you?
Scarlet Joyce
The name's Scarlet. Scarlet Joyce. And I'm Jim Moriarty's new assistant.
Alexander Wayne
His assistant? I don't know, Kevan.
We should be careful.
The Great Kevan
What were you saying about my wife?
Scarlet Joyce
What if we could bring her back... back from the dead.
The Great Kevan
Back from the dead?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Scarlet Joyce
Your friend is right.
Jim Moriarty isn't a magician. He's the devil.
And he doesn't use a double either. He uses variants.
The Great Kevan
What? Wait, slow down, lady.
Alexander Wayne
Miss Joyce, what is it that you know about Moriarty?
Scarlet Joyce
Scarlet Joyce
Everything.
And if you come with me, I can tell you all about Kang the Conqueror.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-KANG
(Present Day)
Michael Cole
Well folks, this past weekend the West Coast Kang hosted their special WarGames event.
And what an event it was, Pat.
Huge wins from the Joycement Day, CFL and John Seana.
Michael Cole
But it was Vincent Rhodes who stole the show, outscoring Drew Minhtyre by over 100 points!
The Fantasy Manager is now the new #1 in this week's Power Rankings, surpassing Rockson Reigns.
Pat McAfee
I'm also just getting word from our producers in the back,
but Vincent Rhodes' 175.48 points enters the history books as the 2nd highest score in League History.
Ironically, his opponent Drew Minhtyre still holds the title
of highest score in League History with 186.64 set in 2013.
Michael Cole
Well, it was a magnificent performance none the less.
Michael Cole
Moving onto our main event, we saw the WarGames Tag Team Match
between the team of Rockson Reigns and CM PUP vs. Kevin Owens and Tai Rollins.
And despite the early dissension between Rockson Reigns and CM PUP,
these two found a way to work together against Kevin Owens and Tai Rollins.
Pat McAfee
Dissension is putting it mildly, Cole.
These two nearly came to blows at one point.
Michael Cole
CM PUP with the narrow win over Tai Rollins,
107.58 - 107.20.
Pat McAfee
I think it's officially time to panic for Tai Rollins.
The defending League Champion looks to be in all sorts of trouble.
Michael Cole
Meanwhile, it was Rockson Reigns with the huge spear
to life his team over Kevin Owens, 109.04 - 91.88.
Michael Cole
Engineered by Paul Heyman, the Bloodline alongside CM PUP
was victorious on Sunday.
But despite the win, Rockson Reigns finds himself in 2nd place
after the performance from Vincent Rhodes.
Midway through the year, we could be looking at our front runners for the 2025 Kang Games!
Michael Cole
Alright Pat, earlier today, The Final Boss took to his Instagram page
to post a special message for the WCK Universe.
Here is what The Baugh had to say.
The Baugh
Good morning, as we come to you live from Instagram.
The Baugh in mid week form, preparing for the upcoming weekend.
Preparing his lineup in the West Coast Kang.
You know, it's been a big week, an exciting week in the world of Professional Fantasy Managing.
Because once again, Professional Fantasy Managing is cool.
The storylines are cool again.
Everyone's talking about the storylines, all these worlds converging.
It is a hell of a time to be a cousin in the West Coast Cousins.
The Baugh
Why is Professional Fantasy Managing cool again?
Because of one man. And you're looking at him.
The Final Boss, The Baugh. The People's Champion.
I know what you're thinking.. Baugh, you're on a 3 game losing streak.
Well The Baugh says this, it doesn't matter how many games The Baugh has won or loss.
Because it's not how you start, it's how you finish.
We're just getting warmed up now, we're entering the 2nd half of the season
and that is where The Baugh does his best work.
The Baugh
But you know what else? The Baugh has a trick up his sleeve.
The Baugh always has a plan.
Back in Week 2, The Baugh had an offer for Vincent Rhodes.
And Vincent Rhodes, you turned it down.
But Vincent, you should've taken The Baugh's offer.
You should have listened to The Baugh. But now, I have a new offer for you.
The Baugh
175.48, that's impressive, boy.
The #1 Ranked Fantasy Manager in the League through 7 weeks.
You see Vincent, The Baugh wants you to be his Fantasy Manager.
I want you to be my Champion.
And if you accept my offer, I will make all of your dreams come true.
You want to finish your story? Easy. Done.
You want to become an Omega Level Threat like The Baugh?
I can do that too.
Movies and TV Shows, I can get you in.
Hey, I've got connections in Hollywood. The Baugh can make it all happen for you.
The Baugh
Vincent Rhodes, you don't need to answer me now.
I want you to think about it.
I want you to really think about it and consider what it is that I'm offering you.
Because The Baugh will be there live next week on Preview.
And I expect your answer.
Because Vincent, The Baugh will give you everything that your heart desires.
And the only thing I ask, is for you to represent The Baugh.
I want you to be my manager. I want you to be my Champion.
Vincent Rhodes, I want your soul.
....
That's right. I want your soul.
Dante, tell them what happens when you give your soul to the Final Boss.
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The Baugh pans the camera to Dante Reyes.
Dante Reyes
Hahaha.... Vincent Rhodes, if you give your soul to The Baugh,
he can make all of your fantasies come true.
Not only will you finish your story, you will be on top of the world.
And you won't be the only one.
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The camera pans to the Black Baugh.
Dante Reyes
We already have The Black Baugh's soul.
And now, we want yours, Vincent Rhodes.
Join us... and become immortal.
The Baugh
Hahaha... that's right.
Vincent Rhodes, give it some thought.
Think about my offer. And next week, I will be there live on Preview....
And I expect your answer.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Narrator
In a race against time, we find Harrison Butker in another universe.
He's brought Thor Rocksinson in a desperate attempt to save his life.
Earth-????
Harrison Butker
Hello?
Is this the Sanctum Sanctorum?
...
Hello? Is anyone there?
I need help! I'm looking for the Sorcerer Supreme.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
What seems to be the problem?
Harrison Butker
It's my brother. He's dying.
Please, can you save him?
Doctor Strange checks Rocksinson's pulse.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
He doesn't have a pulse.
Harrison Butker
Okay, but you're a doctor.
You can do something... CPR. Restart his heart.
Something.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
I'm afraid you're too late.
He's crossed to the other side.
Harrison Butker
Please. There must be something you can do.
I've come a long way to find you... a very long way.
I'm- we're from another world.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Another world, you say?
Well, I'm sorry you've come such a long way.
But you've come to the wrong world.
I can't help you here.
Harrison Butker
And why not?
You're the Sorcerer Supreme!
You're supposed to help me!
Heh. You know, you're the second Doctor Strange to turn their back on me.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Interesting. Another Strange.
Well, in case you haven't noticed...
This world is desolate. It's been ravaged by infected.
Harrison Butker
Infected?
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
At some point in our timeline, a virus was unleashed upon our world.
That virus effectively ended civilization as we knew it.
Whoever unleashed this virus meant to put an end to this universe.
This planet... this universe is ground zero.
And I imagine whoever unleashed it upon us, intends to deploy it to the rest of the multiverse.
Harrison Butker
What kind of virus?
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
The uncurable kind.
At least... as far as I know.
There are rumblings of a cure.
Rumors say there is a girl out there, born with such immunity.
Some say she walks this planet with an older man...
Some say she's already dead.
While others say that the true cure lies in another universe.
Regardless, I have yet to see anything to substantiate these claims.
Harrison Butker
I'm very sorry to hear about your world.
If what you say is true.. then I can't imagine the horror that you've seen.
But you are the Sorcerer Supreme.
This world may be desolate, but you are the master of the mystic arts.
You can save my brother.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
There is one thing we can try.
But it may not work the way that you expect.
A spell... to bring back the dead.
Harrison Butker
Bring back... the dead?
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Yes.
It's a spell from the Book of Vishanti.
There is a possibility I can bring back your brother...
but there will be a cost.
Harrison Butker
Please. I am prepared to pay it.
Doctor Nicholas Strange-????
Don't say I didn't warn you, Butker.
As I've said, we might be able to bring Thor Rocksinson back to life,
but you may not recognize who comes back.
