Outside of Time
The Watcher
Welcome back, Butker.
Have you found a way to control it?
Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker
What? No.
Unless you can help me learn to control it, you don't have to keep asking me.
The Watcher
Your ability to control the Time Slipping is your own journey.
I have my own matters to attend to.
Harrison Butker
Really? Like what?
Watching the entire multiverse collapse with bowl of popcorn?
The Watcher
Regardless of how you feel about my duties, I have a job to do.
And today, we will visit a strange world.
Even beings viewed as insignificant and small matter in the grand scheme.
In this world, we see it is not the size of the creature that defines the size of their heart.
Today, we visit Insectopia.
Harrison Butker
Insectopia? What?
Are you referring to insects? Pest?
What does that have to do with anything?
Why would anyone care about this world?
The Watcher
The multiverse is all things, all life, all powerful.
It is not our job to decide what is important.
It is our job to observe.
Earth-2689
Z
Look! It's Insectopia!
It's real, I knew it!
Princess Bala
You were right all along. It really is here.
Z
Come on! Let's eat!
Z
Look out!
Z
Bala!
Oh no, this is not good. This is not good!
A boot comes down, crushing the ants.
Narrator
As the camera pans out, we find Kang the Conqueror.
He grinds his boot against the ground, wiping it against the concrete.
Justinmonger
What was that for?
Kang the Conqueror
I fucking hate ants.
Justinmonger
Hold up, you mean to tell me,
we came all the way to Earth-2689 so that you could step on some bugs?
Kang the Conqueror
They're an invasive species, Justin.
If left unchecked, chaos will ensue.
I will not let them be my downfall.
Nothing will stand in my way of complete domination.
Execute Order 66.
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Episode Five - The New Ruler
Earth-415
Narrator
In Wakanda, T'Vincent has managed to retake his throne.
But despite the victory against the Black Baugh,
T'Vincent is not without losses of his own.
Narrator
Tyresha Hill, the Black Manager from Earth-112976 is hurt.
Suffering from a dislocated kneecap and multiple torn ligaments,
Tyresha Hill may never be able to play Fantasy Football ever again.
T'Vincent
Tyresha, can you get up?
We need paramedics, someone bring me a Kimoyo bead.
Tyresha Hill
I'm fine, brother. I will survive.
T'Vincent
But your leg...
Tyresha Hill
I said I'm fine-
White Rabbit
Oh... little cheetah.
It appears that you have seen better days.
They chew you up and spit you out!
So goes the life of an NFL player.
They use you for their own entertainment
and discard you when you're no longer of value.
Things will never be the same.
Both Tyresha Hill and T'Vincent grab their heads,
the Black Managers are in visible pain as they experience debilitating headaches.
Lamor Jackson follows suit as he keels over in pain.
Derrick 'M'Baku' Henry
What is going on?
Is everything alright? Tyresha? T'Vincent?
Derrick 'M'Baku' Henry disappears and turns into spaghetti.
T'Vincent
What happened? What happened to my RB, Henry?
Tyresha Hill
The same thing that happened to Jordana Love.
Derrick Henry is gone, T'Vincent.
T'Vincent
Why does this keep happening?
Tyresha Hill
Tyresha Hill
I believe the multiverse is beginning to collapse...
HOO!
A large man struts and makes his way into Wakanda.
T'Vincent
M'Baku? Is that you?
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
I am afraid not, King T'Vincent.
My name is Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins.
And I am the Ruler of Wakanda, in my world.
I am the Black Manager... and the winner of the 1998 Kang Games!
T'Vincent
Kang Games... do you know this man?
Tyresha Hill
I do not, brother. But he seems to know you.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
I know the both of you.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
Tyresha Hill, formerly of the Miami Dolphins
and the Black Manager of Earth-112976.
Tyresha Hill
You seem to know a lot about us.
Why don't you start by telling us more about you?
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
Of course, princess.
I originate from Earth-1316, until one day I was plucked from my universe.
Brought forth to Earth-KANG to participate in a tournament known only as the Kang Games.
I won that tournament and ensured my placement in the Final Universe.
T'Vincent
What is the Final Universe?
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
That is not important.
What is important is, I know what Kang intends to do.
He plans to destroy my world, Earth-1316 and I cannot let him do so.
I will bring down the Conqueror and I need some assistance.
Which is why I've come here, to Earth-415.
In my multiversal research, I found an anomaly.
Two Black Managers residing in Earth-415.
However, upon a closer look, it turns out Tyresha Hill is originally from Earth-112976.
T'Vincent
That is correct and we intend to return to Earth-112976 so that I can help Tyresha.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
Unfortunately, I bring more bad tidings.
I regret to inform you that Earth-112976 is no longer in existence.
That world is gone, vanquished by Kang.
Tyresha Hill
What? How can you be so sure?
Brother, we don't even know if this man is truly Wakandan.
He could be lying, we know nothing of this man.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
I am sorry, Princess.
I assure you, I am not your enemy.
T'Vincent
Prove it. Prove that you are Wakandan.
Oba Femi reveals his Wakandan tattoo.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
I am truly sorry, Princess.
I am sorry for your world and your universe.
But if we do not act now, my world is at risk.
The three of us, three Black Managers can take on Kang.
T'Vincent
If you left your world in 1998, that means your world has been without
a Black Manager for quite some time.
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
It has, Your Grace.
T'Vincent
Does that mean the throne is empty in your world?
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
No, I'm afraid it has been given to another.
T'Vincent
Who?
Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins
Chris F'in Law.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-1316
CFL
Now this—this is what I call paradise.
The new ruler of Wakanda, I like the sound of that.
You know? Forget that, the new ruler of Earth-1316!
And you wanna know how I got here?
This world was promised to Justinmonger, you know that?
Justinmonger was set to lead the Wakandans.
But after what I did to him in Week 4, Kang decided that this world needs a better ruler.
So here I am, The Salt of the Earth.
The Devil himself, Chris Fuckin' Law sitting on a Wakandan throne.
First order of business, I'd like for you all to design
a Vibranium Championship belt to commemorate my League Championship.
Chigoziem Okonkwo
Chris Law.
You are not the rightful King of Wakanda.
CFL
First of all, baldy.
Careful how you speak to your King.
I will have you thrown in a Wakandan jail for treason,
if you do not obey my command.
And second, it is Kang's rule that has given me ownership of this world.
Do you want to be responsible for the death of your planet because you couldn't keep your mouth shut?
Chigoziem Okonkwo
Our true King, Quinshon 'Oba Femi' Judkins will return and
you will be held accountable for your actions, foreigner.
CFL
Oba Femi... don't make me laugh.
Quinshon needs to worry about keeping his backfield, rather than keeping this throne.
I am a generational Fantasy Manager, the future of the West Coast Cousins
and I am only just getting started.
Who else could possibly stop me?
Narrator
Just outside of Wakanda, Vincent Rhodes and the remnants of the Kang Games
are gathered together under the direction of John Seana.
Vincent Rhodes
What the hell are we doing here, John?
Did you know that the Scarlet Joyce was going to kill the Council of Kangs?
Why would you keep us in the dark?
John Seana
Look, we had to keep things close to the vest.
If word got out, The Council would have made counter measures to stop the Scarlet Joyce.
She did her part, but our job isn't finished.
Jakobi Meyers
The hell it isn't.
We didn't ask to be apart of your crusade!
Who do you think you are, taking us away from Earth-KANG?
Tell him, Brock.
Brock Purdy
Yeah, um.
I think what Jakobi is trying to say is,
some of us wanted to compete in the 2026 Kang Games.
I mean, a lot of us put the work in to prepare for this Fantasy season.
But, um, now, you've got us fighting a war we didn't ask for.
Rhea Joycely
Purdy is right.
Rhea Joycely
Who the hell put you in charge, anyway?
And where is the Scarlet Joyce? Huh?
As far as I'm concerned, this is my Fantasy Team.
John Seana
The Scarlet Joyce is onto her next journey, trying to save another world.
And we're here to save this world.
Rhea Joycely
This one?
I don't even know where the hell we are, John!
Josh Allen
Yo, yo, check it out. John Seana is right.
I've seen what he's talking about, firsthand.
The multiverse is collapsing.
Josh Allen
Look, I was on CFL's team last season, but he's abandoned us.
He's joined up with Kang and he's prepared to take us all out.
CFL left us to die on Earth-KANG and he hightailed it to this new world.
He's out for himself, so I've decided to join up with John.
Jakobi Meyers
The multiverse collapsing... what the hell are you talking about?
Josh Allen
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
If you don't believe me, check the tape.
Last season, the two of you were different people.
Jakobi Meyers was Keenan Allen and Brock—Brock was Baker Mayfield.
Rhea Joycely
Baker Mayfield... what the hell?
I think I would know my own team, I'm the one who drafted them!
John Seana
It's a side effect of the collapsing multiverse.
A glitch, if you will.
And if we're not careful, it's gonna happen to all of us.
Our memories and what we know to be true... it will also be like a distant memory.
The Mandela Effect, except it's real.
CM PUP
John's right. I remember Baker Mayfield being your QB1 last season as well.
Which means, we need to fight whoever is causing all of this.
This is bigger than all of us.
AL-LEX Knight
Wow, these senile old timers have really started to lose it!
It's CTE or psychosis!
Baker Mayfield and Keenan Allen? Are you kidding me?
It's Brock and Meyers! It's always been Brock and Meyers.
CM PUP
Careful, Knight.
I'd watch who you're calling senile.
AL-LEX Knight
You got a problem?
What are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do about it?
Use your influence to take another main event spot, again?
You've kind of become what you hate, haven't ya?
CM PUP
I'm trying to be the bigger man, Knight.
But if I got to crack some skulls to get you back in line, so be it.
Let's go then, I ain't afraid to hit an old man.
John Seana
Enough!
If we do not come together right here, right now,
it's not just this universe that will perish. It's all universes!
I've fought with many warriors in my time.
And they were far stronger than all of us put together and they died.
They died facing enemies and threats that scared me far less than this one.
And everything they sacrificed will be for nothing if we do not stand together...
Put aside your petty squabbles.
We have to come together and score as many Fantasy Points as we can.
We must score more than 16,664.14 points.
And if we do, we will return as brothers and sisters.
Rockson Reigns
John... where are we?
What universe are we in?
John Seana
Earth-1316.
John Seana
That's right.
This is your world and we need to save it.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-616
Narrator
Back in Earth-616, Alex Wayne continues to conduct his research,
studying variants across multiverse.
Alexander Wayne
Wednesday, October 7th.
I've been on Earth-616 for some time now,
working closely with Coach Rockson, Tai Rogers and Kendrick Stark.
I don't know if I can trust them, but I have no choice.
Everyday, I'm learning more and more about the multiverse,
but I fear we're running out of time.
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Alexander Wayne
After a Week 4 win, I'm now in 4th place at 3-1.
I've learned just about all I can about the mutant known as Minhneto.
A powerful Fantasy Manager with the capabilities to manipulate metal to his will.
But my will is stronger.
Between Chuba Hubbard, Jahmyr Gibbs and Derrick Henry,
I was able to find Minhneto's weaknesses and exploit his flaws.
Now a quarter of the way through the season,
I must return to the playoffs—
Narrator
Alex Wayne's monologue is interrupted by a voice from another room.
It's Kendrick Stark.
Kendrick Stark
COACH!
We've got to go... NOW!
Send us back to where we came from!
Alexander Wayne enters Stark's office mid-conversation.
Coach Rockson
We are not done here, Stark.
We are not prepared—
Kendrick Stark
No, we're done.
You send us back to Earth-415 right now or I swear to God—
Alexander Wayne
What happened?
Kendrick Stark
What happened??
You want to know what happened?!
It's you. You and your fucking rogue gallery!
This is your fault and I should've sent you and
all your little freakshow friends back to where you all came from!
Alexander Wayne
I can't help you Stark, not unless you tell me what's going on.
Kendrick Stark
Help... you think I need your help?
Let me be clear, Bats. I never needed your help.
All you've managed to do is get in my way.
But if you want to pretend to be useful—here!
Kendrick Stark slams a flash drive onto the table, Wayne glances at it.
Alexander Wayne
What is this?
Kendrick Stark
Take a look for yourself.
Stark opens the file 'the mystery box.mp4'
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Doctor Doom
One day, you will forgive me.
