[Renee Young]
Welcome to the FantasyMania Final Round Pre Show.
We've got a full slate of matches scheduled tonight, all of them meaningless consolation matches that we won't show you here.
If you want these extra matches, order the WCC Network now.
We know why we're really here.
Week 16.
FantasyMania Finals.
Jenni Zayn vs. Kenn Balor.
Booker T, who do you got a why?
[Booker T]
Renee, oh my lord! How in the heck did Jenni Zayn make it this far.
She truly is an inspiration for all Inactives.
She's broken barriers, she's beaten the Inactive divide.
Starting the season, Jenni Zayn had all the disadvantages in the world.
Drafted Eli Manning with her first round pick.
Labeled an Inactive.
I definitely want to see Inactives playing again next season, so she's got my pick.
Renee, I'm With Her.
[Graves]
Well Book, you have pick with your heart, but I'm picking with my brain.
Kenn Balor and the Bullet Club have simply been the best Fantasy Manager all season.
The regular season record may not indicate it, but he's the scoring champion for a reason.
And another thing, the experience factor will definitely play a role tonight.
This'll be Kenn Balor's 4th main event appearance.
Jenni Zayn making her first.
The lights will be too bright for the Inactive Sensation.
Kenn Balor walks away WCC League Champion.
And the WCC becomes great again.
[Renee Young]
Well that's the opinion of our experts...
[Graves]
Renee, we're not experts.
I hate when people call us experts.
We're analyst.
[Renee Young]
Okay... that's the opinion of our analyst.
But we wanted to know what you, the WCC Universe thought of this Championship match.
So we took to the streets of Los Angeles to ask you who you think will walk out 2016 WCC League Champion.
[WCC Fan]
Jenni Zayn all the way.
She's got my vote.
She's fought so hard, she's deserves to be Champion.
Let's go Inactives!
[WCC Fan]
I'm definitely voting for Jenni Zayn.
I would probably stop reading the storylines if Kenn Balor won.
Donald Trump isn't my President of the West Coast Cousins.
I'd probably boycott this league if Jenni Zayn doesn't win.
I'm definitely with her.
[WCC Fan]
The Bullet Club for sure.
Kenn Balor and Donald Trump, they can make the WCC Great Again.
I don't trust Jenni Zayn.
She has a shady past and she may claim to be active this season, but who knows if she'll keep it up next year.
What I like about President Trump is, he's not a McMahon.
It's about time we Drained the Inactives.
The Inactive's got to go.
The McMahon's got to go.
Hail Hydra!
[WCC Fan]
Man, you know.
Jenni Zayn all the way.
She represents struggle and making it through adversity.
She's more relatable than Kenn Balor.
Inactive Lives Matter.
Jenni Zayn is gonna win.
[Renee Young]
Well, which ever Superstar you're rooting for, there is definitely one thing we can all agree on.
This is the biggest FantasyMania of all time!
We now go live to CenturyLink Stadium with Mauro Ranallo and Corey Graves calling the action.
[Ranallo]
Thank you Renee.
We welcome those of you reading at home.
We are live for Week 16 for what will surely be an epic conclusion to the 2016 WCC Fantasy Season.
Jenni Zayn.
Kenn Balor.
Who will be crowned the WCC League Champion?
[4] Jenni Zayn (8-5)
[3] Kenn Balor (8-5)
Jenni Zayn Interview
Jenni Zayn is found in her locker room preparing for the biggest match of her life.
[Renee Young]
Jenni, we are just minutes away from the final match of the season.
With so much on the line, you must feel a tremendous burden on your shoulders.
What will it take to walk out WCC League Champion?
[Jenni Zayn]
You know Renee, you're right.
There is a lot riding on this match.
President Elect Trump gaining control of West Coast Cousins Wrestling.
The Inactives returning for next season.
And of course, the opportunity to make history.
Tonight I can make my mark in the record books.
I can be the first Inactive to hold a League Championship title above my head.
[Jenni Zayn]
Now the worst thing I can do, is to let that get to my head.
I've made it this far by going out there and putting together the best starting lineup I can put together.
The injury to Melvin Gordon hurts, he's been my workhorse all season long.
But I've won games without him.
I can certainly do it tonight.
[Jenni Zayn]
Donald Trump and the Bullet Club, they're nothing but thugs.
Bullies who have stepped on others to get to the top.
People like me.
Well tonight, everyone that supports me, I hear you.
I dedicate this match to you.
I will win tonight and I will show the world that there is a better way.
Because Renee, I have a dream.
I have a dream that one day, this league will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.
We hold these truths to be self evident; that all Fantasy Managers are treated equal.
I have a dream that all Fantasy Managers will play in this league without segregation and hatred.
That Inactives and Actives, Males and Females.
Cousins and non-cousins, San Francisco and Seattle.
That we can come together.
No more heel characters.
Let's make the WCC Equal Again.
Kenn Balor Interview
[Renee Young]
I'm here with the new General Manager of West Coast Cousins, and the Advocate for the Bullet Club.
Paul Heyman.
[Paul Heyman]
You are a fast runner.
To get some Jenni Zayn to here in a matter of seconds.
[Renee Young]
Paul, as the new General Manager of the WCC, President Trump must have let you in on how exactly he plans to make the WCC great again.
Would you care to elaborate?
[Paul Heyman]
Excuse me?
How does Trump plan to make the WCC Great Again?
Have you not been listening to his campaign?
We're going to Drain the Inactives.
We're going to make the league great.
Everything Trump will do help this league be more competitive.
Fun, exciting.
But I wouldn't expect you to understand, Renee.
You're "With Her."
[Renee Young]
Would you care to explain in more detail what President Trump has planned?
[Paul Heyman]
Well, President Trump hasn't exactly told me what he plans to do.
But I know what Kenn Balor plans to do.
That's Ken de Grace the hell out of Jenni Zayn's head.
Jenni Zayn is a mediocre Fantasy Manager at best.
Luck has carried her this far.
And no, I don't mean the Quarterback.
Because I'm sure Jenni Zayn doesn't even know who that is.
Can she even name all the players on her team and which teams they play for without Google?
I don't think so.
Renee, Jenni Zayn winning the League Championship would be the worst thing to ever happen to this league.
It would diminish the value of the Championship title.
An Inactive Champion?
What kind of league allows an Inactive to become Champion?
What kind of league allows an Inactive to become Champion?
All of the Champions that have come before Jenni Zayn, should be rooting against her.
Because she would be one of your peers.
But we all know, she is not on the level of a Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
A Single H. Hell, even Sandy Orton.
Jenni Zayn simply doesn't not belong.
[Paul Heyman]
But have no fear, as usual, we have a contingency plan.
And his name is Kenn Balor.
In order for Jenni Zayn to do the impossible, she would have to defeat the greatest Fantasy Manager of the modern era.
And that simply will not happen.
[Kenn Balor]
Renee, I did not come all tis way ta lose in ta Finals.
Losing tis match would be ta biggest embarrassment of my career.
So here is a bit of a spoiler as Paul Heyman would say.
I'm winning tis match.
And we will make ta WCC Great Again.
Promo Package
We do what we want.
When we want.
You are looking at ta greatest faction in Fantasy Sports.
Karl Anderson.
Doc Gallows.
Bad Luck Fale.
Kenny Omega.
Kenn Balor.
We are ta Bullet Club.
Oh my God! The Bullet Club has taken out Mr. McMahon!
Khantonio Brown!
Zack Ryder!
Tai Rollins has lost to Kenn Balor.
We've broken ta Shield.
Muhahahahhaah
We paid you like a star.
We gave you the big matches.
But now, we run the show.
This is our Fantasy league.
The WCC Universe is slowly embracing the Bullet Club.
Who will stop Kenn Balor?
She's done it again!
Another surprising win by Jenni Zayn!
I think we're starting to believe in Jenni Zayn.
She's played the best.
She's beaten the rest.
Jenni Zayn
Kenn Balor
Jenni Zayn's Music Hits
Jenni Zayn makes her entrance to a huge pop from the Seattle crowd.
[Crowd]
OHHHHHH ooooHHHHHH
UH-OHHHHH UH-OHHHHHHH
UH-OHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHH
[Ranallo]
The moment of truth for that Fantasy Manager.
She's shocked us all, but can she finish the job?
Will she be the first Inactive to call themselves WCC League Champion?
[Graves]
She certainly looks pumped up for this match.
She's been waiting all week for this one.
Kenn Balor's Music Hits
Kenn Balor makes his way out next.
The crowd boos heavily for the Bullet Club leader.
[Ranallo]
This man is no stranger to the Championship game.
4 straight League Championship appearances.
1 League Championship title and he'll be looking for a 2nd tonight.
[Graves]
You can feel the energy in the building.
This match is huge.
Everything is on the line.
[Graves]
Will Donald Trump be removed from power?
Or will the Inactives be sent back to the Public Leagues?
We're about to find out!
WCC League Championship Match
[4] Jenni Zayn (8-5)
vs.
[3] Kenn Balor (8-5)
[Roberts]
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
And it is for the 2016 WCC League Championship!
*Crowd Cheers*
[Roberts]
Introducing first.
Representing Seattle, Washington.
With a Professional Playoff Record of 3 wins and 1 loss.
[Roberts]
THE INACTIVE SENSATION!
JENNI ZAYN!
[Roberts]
AND HER OPPONENT...
By way of San Francisco, California.
He is the Bullet Club leader, holding a Professional Playoff Record of 8 wins and 5 losses.
THE DEMON KING!
KENN BAAAAAAALOOOOOR!
[Wolf Blitzer]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Wolf Blitzer alongside Anderson Cooper.
And tonight we will have continuing coverage the WCC League Championship match.
With many speculating that Jenni Zayn will win tonight's match, Donald Trump is expected to relinquish his power in the West Coast Cousins Fantasy League.
Kenn Balor gains control early.
Balor points a gun gesture at Zayn's head!
[Wolf Blitzer]
As we can see early on, Kenn Balor taking the early lead.
This is to be expected, but with most of Jenni Zayn's players playing on Sunday night and Monday night, we believe Jenni Zayn will catch up.
[Anderson Cooper]
Well Wolf, this just in.
Aaron Rodgers is projected to score 37.18 points.
That's much more than the original projection of 18.52 points.
We're expecting Balor to win the Quarterback match up.
However, Jenni Zayn can make up some points when Dak Prescott takes the field.
Kenn Balor continues to take control kicking Jenni Zayn right in the head.
[Wolf Blitzer]
It looks like another projection is coming in.
Kenn Balor is expected to win the running back match up.
David Johnson scoring 29.6 points.
This puts Balor comfortably ahead.
We're still expecting Jenni Zayn to shock us all.
She's come up with wins before.
Maybe she'll win the wide receiver battle?
[Anderson Cooper]
Well without the support of Melvin Gordon, Jenni Zayn definitely has some ground to gain.
She is scoring well with New England defense.
So this match up is still too close to call.
Kenn Balor continues his dominance over the Inactive Sensation.
The crowd is getting nervous as Balor jumps to a 50 point lead.
Jenni Zayn reverses and lands her first offensive move scoring a touchdown with Rishard Matthews.
1-2.. KICK OUT!
It's not enough to keep Balor down.
Jenni Zayn gaining some momentum.
She signals the Bullet Club gesture at Balor!
But Kenn counters, kicking Jenni Zayn in the head.
Kenn Balor lines up Justin Tucker for the field goal.
Ken de Grace!
Ken de Grace on Jenni Zayn!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW 2016 WCC League Champion:
Kenn Balor
[Ranallo]
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What the hell just happened?!
[Graves]
I'll tell you what just happened.
Kenn Balor just dominated Jenni Zayn.
Balor just showed that he's on another level than Jenni Zayn.
That Jenni Zayn didn't belong in that ring.
[Ranallo]
The crowd in Seattle is absolutely shocked!
And quite frankly, I don't blame them.
[Wolf Blitzer]
We can now project that Donald Trump will remain in control of the West Coast Cousins.
Kenn Balor with a 50 point victory over Jenni Zayn.
This match up simply wasn't close at all.
CNN announcing that Donald Trump will be the President of the West Coast Cousins Fantasy League.
[President Trump]
I told you we were going to win.
We've won bigly and the amount of support we've been receiving since Balor won is unpresidented.
But now is the time to come together.
And this is so important to me.
We're going to make the WCC Great Again.
[Ranallo]
We can now say officially, Kenn Balor is now a 2x WCC League Champion!
He's climbed the mountain top.
He is the best Fantasy Manager of this season.
And that son of a bitch Donald Trump remains in power.
[Ranallo]
What does this mean for the future of Wrestling Storylines in the West Coast Cousins?
What will the Trump Administration do with this Fantasy League?
Are the Inactives banned forever?
Will I have a job next year?
Are we going to bomb Russia?
Is it time to join a different league next season?
Find out all of that and more NEXT SEASON!
On the West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football League!
T H E 2 0 1 6 W E S T C O A S T C O U S I N S
F A N T A S Y L E A G UE
Directed by
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Cast
MadeWCCGreatAgain as Kenn Balor
Jennifer's Team as Jenni Zayn
DeflateDeezBalls as Shinsuke Nickamura
Minh's Team as Minh Wyatt
Stealthy's Team as Kevin Waiting
Hot-Lanta as Vic Ambrose
#freeAB as Sandy Orton
GetUsedtoSittingKap as JJ Styles
Ezekiel 3626 as Tai Rollins
#7tormsComing as Sidney Reigns
Rock's Team as Dolph Riggler
howard's team as The Hiz
The Game of Fantasies Will (Probably) Not Return in 2017.....
[Xzibit]
I'm not playing Fantasy Football for that asshole.
He's not my President and I won't play for him.
This is my Fantasy League, Baugh.
[The Baugh]
Well maybe we don't have to.
The West Coast Cousins states that a Fantasy season must be accompanied by storylines.
But it doesn't say the storylines have to be specifically wrestling storylines.
Maybe we don't have to wrestle.
Maybe we can boycott Trump's West Coast Cousins.
[Xzibit]
So what are you suggesting?
[The Baugh]
According to Yahoo Sport's season recap, my team had problems being punctual,
responding to authority, being a member of a team and accepting criticism.
What one activity can improve them in all these areas?
[Mr. McMahon]
You want to start a Fantasy Football team?
[The Baugh]
Exactly.
[Mr. McMahon]
Baugh, you can't just take players away from their teams and expect them to play for you.
Antonio Brown, Le'Veon Bell, Ben Roethlisberger.. they play for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
You can't split them up.
Imagine the chaos.
Tom Brady throwing to Julio Jones.
Matthew Stafford handing the ball off to David Johnson.
It just doesn't make sense.
Who would even play in this league?
[The Baugh]
I'll find other teams.
Forget Sports Entertainment.
Forget Donald Trump.
We can start our own league, Vince.
Call it the XFL.
[Mr. McMahon]
Oh come on.
We've seen what happens when we try to do a storyline outside of wrestling.
It's impossible.
[The Baugh]
Then let's try the impossible.
Because the possible just ain't working.
