Earth-1129
Ouroboros
John Seana is coming with me.
Narrator
On high alert, Detective D'Vincent pulls his radio.
Detective D'Vincent
This is Detective D'Vincent.
All units, be on alert, I am at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane.
I've got a crazy Chinese man wielding a fanny pack.
Requesting immediate backup.
Narrator
Ouroboros closes his eyes and is suddenly charged
with unexpected energy.
Peacekeeper
What the fuck was that?
Austin 'Vigilante' Seibert
Austin 'Vigilante' Seibert
I want whatever drugs he's on.
Narrator
With Ouroboros' new found abilities,
he uses a fanny pack to take on D'Vincent's backup.
Narrator
As a result, Seana's team has a higher than normal output.
Tua Tagovailoa throws for 4 touchdowns, adding up a total of 28.48.
Narrator
New addition Ameer Abdullah also scores 12.50.
Narrator
With Austin Seibert scoring 9 points, despite missing critical FGs.
Narrator
Much to the dismay of vincent1469,
this performance from HERE WE GOOO is out of the norm.
Narrator
With the playoffs on the line,
Detective D'Vincent does everything in his power to win this week's matchup.
Narrator
Tony Pollard comes out of nowhere for 18.90.
Narrator
Courtland Sutton drops 18.90.
Narrator
With Lamar Jackson and Cameron Dicker putting on
the finishing touches on Monday Night.
Winner via Pinfall:
vincent1469
vincent1469
Narrator
Before D'Vincent can celebrate, a portal opens up.
Narrator
And out comes the Black Manager.
The Black Manager
Sup, cuz?
Been looking all over for you.
Detective D'Vincent
...and who are you supposed to be?
The Black Manager
Oh? It's like that?
Even after everything you took from me...
I'm gonna enjoy this.
Ourboros
Now is our chance. We have to go.
It's about to get real bad in this world.
Peacekeeper
Wait, I can still win.
Mark Andrews just scored a touchdown.
Ourboros
It doesn't matter.
We have to go now!
Ourboros grabs Peacekeeper as they travel to another universe.
Narrator
Startled by the flash of light,
Detective D'Vincent watches as John Seana disappears before his eyes.
Justinmonger
That's right. Ain't so tough when you ain't got the herb?
T'Vincent! I challenge you to a rematch!
Earth-41989
Ouroboros
We're here. We've made it.
The hell did you just do?
Where did you just take me?
John Seana
Is that a goddamned Pokemon?
????
The answers you seek... lie before you.
John Seana
...who are you?
Evelyn
My name is Evelyn.
Welcome to Ta Lo.
WEST COAST COUSINS
NO WAY HOLMES
Episode Thirteen - Survival
Earth-1965
Narrator
We return to Earth-1965 where Christopher Parker has been on the run.
After the murder of Pastor Wayne,
Parker has found himself in a rough spot in the midst of a lost season.
Now with 9 straight losses, Christopher Parker ranks at the bottom of the league.
With nothing to play for, Parker only has one thing on his mind.
Survive.
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Christopher Parker's Objective:
Escape Deputy James Buchanan Barnes
(Avoid Finishing in Last Place)
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Deputy Barnes
Christopher Parker!
This is Deputy James Buchanan Barnes!
I know you're out here.
Come on kid... I'm not gonna hurt ya.
Deputy Barnes
I know what you did, son.
We don't take too kindly to murder here in Contra Costa County.
You know where you are, right?
This is Sherriff Roger's town.
And I'll tell you what, Sherriff Tai Rogers doesn't tolerate murderers.
So why don't you make it easy on us?
Narrator
Christopher hides underneath a tree trunk as he hears
Deputy Barnes inching closer.
Deputy Barnes
We've got the entire place surrounded. There's no where to go.
Deputy Breece Hall, Deputy Brian Thomas.
We will take you in, dead or alive.
You may be going to jail, but you've still got your entire life ahead of you.
Christopher Parker
You don't understand...
The Pastor, he was no good.
He was a scam artist, running an illegal Fantasy Football operation out of the church.
I only did what I did to protect my family and others from his sins.
Deputy Barnes
Two wrongs don't make a right, boy.
Deputy Barnes
Now, you save whatever explanation you got for the judge, you hear me?
Come on out and we can all go home.
Christopher Parker
Ain't no home for me.
This is as far as my season is gonna take me.
Deputy Barnes
That's right.
Your season is done. There's no denying that.
But you don't have to die along the way.
So what's it gonna be?
Christopher Parker
Oh God... please don't make me do this...
Narrator
Parker whispers to himself as he loads his weapon.
His life is on the line in Week 13.
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Soldier
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Kang the Conqueror
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Earth-20007
Narrator
In an desperate act to save his daughter's life,
Kevan has recruited the help of Private Investigator, Kendrick Stark.
With the help of James Rhodes, Kevan has found the location of Edward Nashton.
James Rhodes
Did you find him?
The kid?
Kevan
Take a look for yourself.
Narrator
Inside an abandoned home, Kevan has managed to abduct Edward Nashton
and has tied him up in the bathroom.
James Rhodes
Jesus Christ...
I told you where to find the kid, I didn't know you were gonna kidnap him.
Kevan
He kidnapped my daughter first!
James Rhodes
So what do you want to do with him?
Kevan
Kevan
He's going to talk.
He's going to tell me where my daughter is.
Or I'll beat him to death.
Narrator
In a fit of rage, the 10th place Fantasy Managers wails on Nashton,
unloading his fist, showing no kinds of mercy.
Kevan
WHERE IS SHE?!
WHERE IS LAURA?!
TALK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Narrator
But despite his efforts, Edward Nashton refuses to talk.
James Rhodes
This isn't going to work.
We have to try something else.
Kevan
Why won't you tell me? Huh?
James Rhodes
Maybe he doesn't know.
Kevan
He knows... he fucking knows!
Don't make me use this.
Don't make me bash your brain in.
You're gonna tell us.
Kevan
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL US!
TELL ME!
TELL ME!
WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!
Narrator
Kevan smashes the wall with a hammer in frustration.
With just 2 weeks left in the regular season, Kevan is no closer to finding his daughter.
Time is running out and Kevan is desperate for a win.
Narrator
Back at the SFPD, the police have found a new lead.
Detective Banner
Beck, come take a look at this.
Detective Beck
..is this the Riddler?
Detective Banner
Detective Banner
It's a new sketch.
Now we know what he looks like.
We're gonna catch this son of a bitch.
Narrator
We cut to Wayne Enterprises, where Vice President Alexander Wayne
and his fellow colleagues are comparing business cards.
John Dagget
Raised lettering, pale nimbus.
Eggshell white.
Alexander Wayne
Impressive. Very nice.
Earth-415
Edward Nashton
Look at you.
The Dark Knight, doing what he does best...
You know? You and I, we're not so different.
Edward Nashton
We're both... killers.
There's blood on your hands too.
You may not be the one pulling the trigger,
but how many people have died because of you?
Batman
What do you know about the multiverse?
Edward Nashton
You're not asking the right questions, Detective.
Batman
This isn't a game, Edward.
If you don't tell me what you know, there will be serious consequences.
Edward Nashton
Oh... there will be consequences.
That's a given.
Edward Nashton
And soon, the consequences of your sins will be chasing you.
...God, we make such a great team, don't we?
But I'm sorry.
I just couldn't bare to suffer alone.
...I told them about what we did.
Batman
What are you talking about?
Edward Nashton
Don't play coy.
You know what we did.
The best part is, we did it together.
Batman
Nashton, I can help you.
I can send you back to Gotham.
But you need to start telling me what you know.
But you need to start telling me what you know.
Edward Nashton
You want to know what I know?
You sure about that?
Because what I know will haunt you, Batman.
He is coming, Dark Knight.
And he will set us free.
He's already got the clown out of the box.
Batman
Clown?
Edward Nashton
Oh...? Don't tell me that you don't know?
Aren't you the World's Greatest Detective?
Oh... you're really not as smart as I thought you were.
Mr. Stark. Your new friend.
He's just let the Joker out of his cage.
And now, all hell is about to break loose.
Batman
You're lying.
Edward Nashton
Really? You accuse me of being a liar?
Do you think I would stoop to those levels?
Oh... you insult me, Detective.
If you don't believe me, you're welcome to check for yourself.
Edward Nashton
But I think, you'll be a little too busy dealing with your own problems.
Batman
What problems?
Edward Nashton
Edward Nashton
I've already told you... are you not listening to me?
I told Commissioner Gordon we what did.
I told them who we killed...
Batman
What have you done?
Edward Nashton
I just told the truth.
I told them about District Attorney Chesa Boudin.
Something had to be done...
You and I... we had to clean up the streets of this rotten city.
Narrator
The Riddler shares a clip with the Batman.
Chesa Boudin
Please... please... I have a family.
Batman
I don't give a shit about your family.
Batman
You let the criminals out of the prisons.
You put this city in danger.
And because of your neglect, you deserve to die.
Chesa Boudin
No... no, please!
Batman... I'm sorry!
Batman
Because of scum like you, I now have to be judge, jury and executioner.
Chesa Boudin, I sentence you to die.
The Riddler
That's right, Dark Knight!
Let's drain the swamp.
Let's rid this city of the CORRUPT!
BLOW HIM SKY HIGH!!!
Batman
Maybe now, you'll know what real justice looks like.
Narrator
The clip ends as Batman detonates a bomb, killing Chesa Boudin.
Batman
Where did you get this?
This never happened. It's doctored footage.
Edward Nashton
You've already called me a liar once tonight...
Let's not make it a habit.
I assure you, Batman. This incident took place.
Don't you remember? We killed the district attorney.
Batman
...this isn't your first incursion.
You've been to other worlds...
.....
This is footage from another universe.
Edward Nashton
I don't know what you mean... Batman.
You're sounding a little... crazy.
The sooner you accept responsibility, the sooner this system can rehabilitate us both.
Batman
What have you done?!
....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Edward Nashton
Do you hear that...?
It sounds like fate coming after you.
I'd run if I were you...
The Batman takes off as the SFPD chases him throughout the precinct.
He uses a grappling gun as he evades the police.
With just 2 weeks left in the regular season,
Alexander Wayne jumps to the top of the Most Wanted List.
