Earth-KANG
Narrator
As the season draws to the a close,
Kang the Conqueror begins his final preparations alongside his assistant, Selina Kyle.
Kang the Conqueror
And here we are, alas.
The culmination of my life's work.
Kang showcases the multiverse to Selina.
Kang the Conqueror
I've scoured the multiverse, vetted variants from all corners.
And finally, I have found the one.
Kang the Conqueror
Jean Grey. The Dark Phoenix.
I've found her location... the exact Jean Grey variant that I need.
The one who will fulfill my grand design...
Kang the Conqueror
And she resides in Earth-97.
Justinmonger enters the room.
Justinmonger
Conqueror. Sandy Orton has just been eliminated from the Kang Games.
Kang the Conqueror
A pity.
Kang the Conqueror
She was always a disappointment.
But maybe now she'll understand what's at stake.
Justinmonger
McMahon wants to know if he can proceed with the eliminations in the Games.
Kang the Conqueror
Yes, of course. Execute them all.
WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
FantasyMania XVII Round 2
Michael Cole
Welcome to the Semi-Finals of FantasyMania XVII!
It is Night Two of our festivities here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia!
Michael Cole
Michael Cole, Pat McAfee and Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
calling the action here tonight and folks, we are on the doorsteps of crowning
the winner of the 2025 Kang Games!
As things currently stand, it is anybody's game with all four Fantasy Managers at the top of their game.
Rockson Reigns, CFL, Vincent Rhodes and Justher.
Who will advance to the Championship Match of FantasyMania XVII?
Pat McAfee
Make no mistake about it, these Fantasy Managers know what's at stake tonight.
We have the four best Fantasy Managers in the West Coast Cousins today,
only the Top 4 seeds remain, which isn't always the case, Cole.
And while the top two seeds got their first round byes,
will they show any ring rust after taking a week off from Fantasy Football?
We're gonna find out tonight!
Michael Cole
A lot at stake for sure as we preview our matchups.
The #1 seed, Vincent Rhodes takes on #4 seed Loud Play Justin.
We know Justin's story, from being ousted from the League in 2021,
to rebuilding his legacy and storming back onto the scene.
The 2025 version of Justher is a very different animal and
he is one step away from main eventing the biggest event of the year.
Pat McAfee
And then there's Vincent Rhodes.
When he join the West Coast Cousins in 2022, he struggled early on,
missing the playoffs for the first two years of his career.
And after making his FantasyMania debut in 2024, he lost in the first round.
He looks to right that ship tonight after coming off a career year in the regular season,
finishing 11-3 and ranked #2 in regular season scoring.
And now, Vincent Rhodes just needs one win to be in the Championship Match.
It's gonna be explosive when these two Fantasy Managers meet.
Michael Cole
And then of course there's Chris F'in Law and the Tribal Chief, Rockson Reigns.
A flurry of words exchanged between these two this past Wednesday,
if CFL is the future of West Coast Cousins, Rockson Reigns is the present.
Having dominated in this League for the past two seasons,
Rockson Reigns has shown to the world just how good he can be.
For two seasons, Rockson Reigns has led the League in scoring,
finishing first in 2024 and once again in 2025.
But after failing to win a League Championship in 2024, does CFL have a point?
Is it time for Rockson Reigns to move aside?
Can CFL dethrone the League's Leader and punch his ticket to the main event?
Pat McAfee
Pat McAfee
A lot of confidence in this kid, CFL.
Is it arrogance, is it delusion or can he back up his words?
You look around at the landscape in this year's FantasyMania
and we can agree that the younger generation has played better Fantasy Football this season.
Rockson Reigns looks to defend not only his pride, but his honor as well.
The defense for the Circle of Champions rest solely on his shoulders.
But if there's anyone who can do it, I believe in my Tribal Chief.
I acknowledge my Tribal Chief.
Rockson Reigns is going to stop CFL tonight, that's my prediction.
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
A bold prediction, McAfee.
Pat McAfee
You think so? Well, who are you taking?
CFL?
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I will refrain from making a prediction.
Sports gambling is a plague and I refuse to participate.
WCC Playoff Match
[4] Loud Play Justin (9-5) vs. [1] RIP Skattebo (11-3)
*Crowd Boos*
Samantha Irvin
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...
And it is to advanced to the CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH of FantasyMania XVII!
Introducing first, from San Francisco, California holding
a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 1 loss.
THE RIIIING GENERAL..... JUSTHER!
Michael Cole
After a season high performance in the first round of the playoffs,
Justher forced John Seana to tap out with 145.70 points.
He looks to do the same tonight to Vincent Rhodes.
He's stated on record, he's not here to entertain, he's here to win.
And now, his biggest challenge lies in front of him in the American Nightmare, Vincent Rhodes.
Pat McAfee
A big challenge indeed, but I think he's up for the task.
With his jitsu background, Justher has never been more dangerous.
If he gets Vincent's back, I think he'll have no choice but to tap.
But as the #1 seed in the playoffs, can Vincent Rhodes fend off the Ring General?
Vincent Rhodes
West Coast Cousins has more than one Royal Family...
*Vincent Rhodes' Music Hits*
*Crowd Cheers*
Crowd is here, about to blow
Waitin' for me to start the show
Out the curtain, lights go up, I'm home....
Council of Kangs
WHOOOAAAAAAA....
Vincent Rhodes
Boom!
Samantha Irvin
AND HIS OPPONENT.... making his 2nd FantasyMania appearance,
from San Francisco, California holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 0 wins and 1 loss.
He is the #1 seed... THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE..... VINCENT RHOOOOOODES!
Michael Cole
Despite the lack of playoff experience,
this is undoubtedly the best Vincent Rhodes has ever looked.
11-3 in the regular season, dominant players like JSN, Bijan Robinson and De'Von Achane,
Vincent Rhodes has done it all season long.
But now with the loss of Patrick Mahomes, Justher playing at an extremely high level,
the odds have seemingly shifted as the American Nightmare
actually enters this matchup as the underdog.
Jackie Redmond had a chance to speak with Vincent earlier today
and she told me that Vincent likes being the underdog.
Because it means he has an opportunity to prove everyone wrong.
He has the opportunity to show the world that he belongs in the main event of FantasyMania.
Pat McAfee
Vincent Rhodes has talked about it all season long,
he talks about finishing the story, winning the League Championship
and for the first time in his career, he is knocking on the doorsteps.
Pat McAfee
But on the other side of the ring, the Ring General, the monster,
I spoke with Justher earlier tonight and he told me that he's going to finish Vincent's story.
The American Nightmare's story ends tonight in Saudi Arabia.
He's going to choke the life out of him until he has no choice but to give up.
Something's got the give, Cole.
You can feel it in the air, Vincent Rhodes vs. Justher!
We're about to find out who is going to the main event of FantasyMania XVII!
Michael Cole
The bell rings and we are underway!
RIP Skattebo will get the first crack with JSN playing on Thursday Night.
JSN is blanketed in the first half, but manages to score 15.60
going for 96 yards and a touchdown.
But Michael Wilson counters with 11.20 for Loud Play Justin.
High flying manuever!
Zane Gonzalez scores 10 points as Vincent Rhodes lands the kick.
Harrison Butker goes for 12 as Justher lands his own special teams points.
A flurry of offense from Vincent Rhodes,
14.60 from Courtland Sutton.
Followed by 22.80 from Bijian Robinson.
Rhodes goes for the cover... 1-2... KICKOUT by Justher!
going for the bionic elbow, but Eagles Defense matches Reed
as Justher lands a chop to the chest!
Michael Cole
How much does Vincent have left in the tank?
High risk maneuver as Drake Maye scores 24.70!
Suplex off the top rope!
1..2..KICKOUT! Justher kicks out again.
Michael Cole
What is it going to take to keep Loud Play Justin down?!
Saquon Barkley gets in for the score!
21.20 points for last year's RB1.
Vincent Rhodes kicks out at 2!
Michael Cole
You've got to give these managers credit.
They're putting it all on the line here in the Kang Games.
Look out, Vincent going for the Vinny Cutter!
But Justher catches him! Travis Etienne goes for 12.60.
Michael Cole
Rhodes is in a world of trouble now, Joe Burrow scores 4 touchdowns,
28.96 points as Vincent Rhodes goes flying!
1-2... KICKOUT by Vincent!
Michael Cole
A lot of fight in this kid, a never say die attitude...
Vincent Rhodes back on his feet!
Michael Cole
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's the Masked Man!
The Masked Man just Superkicked Vincent Rhodes!
Michael Cole
And now the #1 seed is down...
Michael Cole
No! No! No! No...!
CURB STOMP ON VINCENT RHODES!
The Masked Man just stomped the hell out of Vincent!
Michael Cole
And Justher quickly takes advantage!
He jumps on top of Vincent and the American Nightmare has no room to breathe!
Michael Cole
It might just be a matter of time now,
Chris Olave goes off for 148 yards and 2 touchdowns,
26.80 from the Saints wide receiver!
Justher locks in the hold and the referee checks on Rhodes...
Vincent has no choice but to tap!
Michael Cole
That's it! That's it!
Vincent Rhodes taps!
Winner via Submission and ADVANCING to Championship Match:
Loud Play Justin
Michael Cole
For the first time in his career... Loud Play Justin
is going to the Championship Game of FantasyMania!
If I would have told you at the beginning of the year that Justin would be in the Championship Game,
I don't think anybody would have believed me.
But what a journey, what a road Justin has traveled
to get to the biggest stage here in the West Coast Cousins.
He is one win away from being crowned the winner of the 2025 Kang Games!
Michael Cole
And for Vincent Rhodes, a bitter end to an incredible season.
A valiant effort, but Vincent Rhodes will fall short of finishing his story...
You hate to see it end this way.
But that damn Masked Man got involved in something he has no business in, quite frankly.
Pat McAfee
It's a shame, honestly.
Vincent Rhodes did well, but Justher just might be on another level right now...
Pat McAfee
Wait a second... check this out, guys!
It's the Masked Man! He's in the crowd now... and...
Is he taking off his mask?!
Tai "Freakin'" Rollins
IT'S ME VINCENT!
Michael Cole
Aww... son of a bitch!
*Crowd Boos*
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
HAHAHAHA...
Michael Cole
Talk about a ruse... DTA is right!
Don't trust anyone... I am absolutely sick!
Justher advances, but I can't get over the fact that Vincent just got screwed!
Michael Cole
Tai Rollins just ended this man's dream of finishing his story... and for what?
Why does Rollins have to screw over Vincent Rhodes?
What did Vincent ever do to Tai Rollins?
Michael Cole
The Masked Man... he murdered Kevin Owens...
he attacked Justin Style and AL-LEX Knight and now he's screwed Rhodes.
What the hell is going on?!
What has gotten into Tai Rollins?
What do you have to say for yourself, Jerry?
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I, for one, am appalled by the actions of Tai Rollins.
I can't believe this.
Michael Cole
Yeah, right. For all we know, you're behind this!
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I have no idea what you're talking about Michael.
Pat McAfee
Well, a lot has just transcribed in the last few minutes,
but we still have another match to call.
Perhaps we'll find out more this Wednesday for the season finale of Wednesday Night Preview,
but for now, we have to move onto our next match.
Rockson Reigns vs. Return of the Mac!
WCC Playoff Match
[3] Return of the Mac (9-5) vs. [2] Rock Reigns (10-4)
*Crowd Boos*
*CFL's Music Hits*
Samantha Irvin
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...
And it is to ADVANCE to the CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH of FantasyMania XVII!
Introducing first, the #3 seed from San Francisco, CA,
holding a professional FantasyMania record of 2 wins and 1 loss.
The DEVIL HIMSELF..... CHRIS F'IN LAW!
Michael Cole
As CFL's young career continues to progress,
we can see his confidence growing in real time.
Return of the Mac is entering his 4th playoff matchup here tonight
and his opponent tonight is perhaps the biggest test of his career.
Pat McAfee
No doubt about it, a huge boost on his resume if he can beat the Tribal Chief.
CFL enters the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Michael Cole
CFL has found quite a bit of success this season,
in large part due to his QB1, Josh Allen.
In their first matchup, Josh Allen scored 38.76 points in Week 1.
It resulted in a win for CFL.
However, in their Week 12 rematch, Josh Allen only scored 10.12,
and as a result, Rockson Reigns picked up the win.
I anticipate that Josh Allen will need a strong performance to win this one.
Council of Kangs
C-F-L!
Josh Allen poses as he prepares
for his Week 16 matchup against the Cleveland Browns.
Michael Cole
Capacity crowd here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
It is a big fight feel, the tension is in the air
and everyone is on their feet for this upcoming matchup.
The camera cuts to the main stage as a chorus of piano begins to play
to Rockson Reigns' theme.
The crowd erupts as the piano transitions to Rockson Reigns' music.
Michael Cole
And there is the Tribal Chief!
Pat McAfee
The aura is off the charts!
It is bananas in here!
Pat McAfee
Get on your feet, get those 1s up in there air and acknowledge our Tribal Chief!
Michael Cole
For two seasons, Rockson Reigns has been on top of the game.
Two years of dominance, it is a rare feat in the world of Fantasy Sports.
Teams change, players swap, injuries happen,
but one thing remains constant.
The Tribal Chief is on top!
The pyros explode in the Kangdom Arena.
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I'm getting goosebumps, fellas.
I think I understand now why he is the Head of the Table.
Rockson Reigns is in God Mode.
Greatness on another level.
Michael Cole
As great as he has been, as strong of a performance as he had in the regular season,
the FantasyMania stage has proven to be his achilles heel.
Despite starting his career 8-0 at FantasyMania,
winning 2 League Championships and being labeled as Mr. FantasyMania,
Rockson Reigns has struggled as of late on the grandest stage of them all.
Michael Cole
But make no mistake about it, Reigns understands the assignment.
He is two wins away from becoming an Omega Level Threat.
The prestigious 3rd League Championship has eluded him for almost a decade.
His last title win was in 2017 and despite having some
of the greatest performances of his career in the last few years,
Rockson Reigns will need to win to put his FantasyMania funk in the rearview.
Pat McAfee
I think this place is about to erupt, ladies and gentlemen.
Samantha Irvin
AND HIS OPPONENT....
From San Francisco, California, making his 7th FantasyMania appearance,
holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 8 wins and 4 losses...
THE TRIBAL CHIEF... ROCKSOOOOOONNNNNN REEEEEEEIGNS!
*Crowd Cheers*
Paul Heyman takes the microphone from Samantha Irvin.
Paul Heyman
Samantha, that was great. Well done.
But allow me to show you how a true professional does it.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
MY NAME IS....
Council of Kangs
PAUL HEYMAN!
Paul Heyman
INTRODUCING... FROM THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY...
THE BIGGEST BOX OFFICE ATTRACTION,
THE ULTIMATE NEEDLE MOVER,
THE CONQUEROR OF CONQUERORS...
THE HEAD OF THE TABLE, THE TRIBAL CHIEF,
IN GOD MODE HIMSELF... ROCKSON REEEEEEEIGNS!
*Crowd Cheers*
Michael Cole
Ladies and gentlemen... we are just moments away from determining
the Championship Match of FantasyMania XVII.
Who will face Justher for the 2025 League Championship?
Rockson Reigns or CFL?
We are about to find out!
The bell rings and a shoving match starts between Josh Allen and Rockson Reigns.
CFL is off to a fast start as Puka Nacua goes nuclear
for 34.50 points on Thursday Night.
Pat McAfee
My goodness! CFL has come to play,
this one could be over before we know it.
225 yards and 2 tuddies for the Rams All-Star Receiver.
Maybe CFL was onto something when he declared Puka as the Leagues #1 wideout.
20.50 from Parker Washington as the Tribal Chief is getting blitzed early.
But finally, Rockson Reigns is able to take back control,
9.50 from his Tightend Dalton Schultz.
A flurry of clotheslines in the corner, Tony Pollard for 10.20.
Pat McAfee
I'll tell you what, a lot of offense early from CFL, but he may have gassed out.
19.16 from Dak Prescott as Rockson Reigns throws Josh Allen over the barricade.
Josh Allen only scoring 6.90, a huge disappointment for CFL.
Pat McAfee
Wait a minute! Not dead yet, 16 points from Fairbairn.
Jahmyr Gibbs scores a touchdown as the Lions RB scores 12.80.
Michael Cole
A back and forth affair now, this might come down to the wire on Monday Night!
14.20 from Zay Flowers!
Michael Cole
But CFL responds with 13.80 from Stefon Diggs!
Frog Splash from the top rope!
1-2... KICKOUT AT 2!
Pat McAfee
Look at Heyman!
The Wiseman is shocked!
Rockson Reigns was half a second away from being eliminated from the Kang Games!
Michael Cole
Wait a minute now... Josh Allen tuning up the band.
We know what this is, is he really going to
use Rock Michaels' Sweet Chin Music against Rockson Reigns?!
Counter by Reigns! Reigns caught his leg!
BAUGH BOTTOM BY ROCKSON REIGNS!
But Allen quickly back on his feet as CMC goes for 117 yards rushing.
Michael Cole
Fight to the outside now... oh no!
Not again, we saw this last week in the opening rounds!
HIGH FLYING MANUEVER!
CMC GETS IN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!
Pat McAfee
A replay of the action, as Rockson Reigns is in serious trouble here on MNF!
Michael Cole
Rockson somehow able to get back to his feet and into the ring,
here comes Josh Allen... SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Jauan Jennings scores 13.10!
Rockson Reigns
OOOH-AAH!
Michael Cole
SPEAR! SPEAR!
Jonathan Taylor in for a late touchdown, 13.90 from his RB1!
1...2..KICKOUT AT 2!
Somehow CFL kicked out at 2!
Pat McAfee
Reigns can't believe it!
What's it going to take to keep CFL down?
Vincent 'Kang' McMahon appears on the titantron.
Vincent 'Kang' McMahon
Well... so this must be what God Mode is all about.
A valiant effort, Rockson Reigns.
But I'm afraid even the Conqueror of Conquerors can't survive my wrath.
Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. Delta.
THE SHIELD.
*The Shield's Music Hits*
Pat McAfee
WHAT THE...
Michael Cole
Oh no... not again...
It's Tai "Freakin'" Rollins sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.
Hasn't he done enough damage tonight?
What is he doing out here?
Michael Cole
The maniacal son of a bitch, Tai Rollins,
taunting Rockson Reigns with The Shield gear and music.
Pat McAfee
Well, Rockson has a chair in hand.
He's ready for whatever Tai Rollins has in store...
MY GOD... PAUL HEYMAN YOU SON OF A BITCH!
YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Paul Heyman just hit Rockson Reigns with a low blow from behind!
Michael Cole
And check this out, that's Josh Allen's brother, Jason Allen.
Fresh off being knocked out by Anthony Joshua,
Jason Allen just handed Josh Allen some brass knuckles!
Michael Cole
SUPERMAN PUNCH! SUPERMAN PUNCH!
CMC FINISHES WITH 26.60 AND TWO RECEIVING TOUCHDOWNS!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to Championship Match:
Return of the Mac
Michael Cole
Son of a bitch!
CFL has advanced... CFL is going to the Championship Match of the Kang Games!
Michael Cole
Meanwhile for Rockson Reigns.. his historic two year run comes to an end.
The Tribal Chief falls short of becoming an Omega Level Threat once again...
Michael Cole
I am distraught.
The Circle of Champions has been broken.
For the first time since 2018, we will have a new League Champion.
Loud Play Justin or Return of the Mac...
And it's all thanks to this son of a bitch,
Tai "Freakin'" Rollins and that snake Paul Heyman.
You're telling me you didn't have anything to do with this, Kang?
Kang McMahon appeared on the titantron for God's sake!
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
I don't have anything to do with this.
Michael Cole
Our Championship Match is set.
CFL advances and will face Justher for the 2025 League Championship.
I am still in shock... what will be in store tomorrow night
for the season finale of Wednesday Night Preview?!
We'll find out... goodnight!
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