Earth-415
Narrator
In Earth-415, we open Week 11 at Meta Headquarters.
Many stakeholders arrive for Dr. Oppenheimer's much anticipated demo.
Narrator
As Dr. Oppenheimer makes his way inside the building,
he's greeted by the media as much speculation has leaked online about Oppenheimer's work with Meta.
Mark Zuckerberg
There he is! The man of the hour.
Dr. Oppenheimer, ladies and gentlemen.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Mr. Zuckerberg, it's great to see you again.
That's a, uh, very interesting hairstyle.
Mark Zuckerberg
Well, yes. Do you like it?
With the new administration coming in, I thought it'd be better to clean up my appearance.
It's sleeker, more efficient, wouldn't you say?
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Um, yes. Absolutely.
Mark Zuckerberg
Well, speaking of the the new administration,
the folks from the Department of Government Efficiency are here.
They'll be overseeing the operation and deployment of the New Fear Toxin.
We pan over to see Bane and his mercenaries standing in the back of the Board Room.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
I'm sorry, Mr. Zuckerberg, I don't quite understand.
What does DOGE want with the Fear Toxin compound?
Mark Zuckerberg
Well, Dr. Oppenheimer.
Of course, as you know, the New Fear Toxin was designed to overthrow
opposing governments and terrorists organizations.
Naturally, it should be no surprise that there will be government oversight over such a weapon.
Elon Musk and the federal government caught wind of what we're doing over here
and he asked to see what it is that we're working on.
With my previous legal battles with the U.S. Government, I decided not to stand in their way.
It's a collaboration, Robert.
Bane
Secure the package.
Bane's army begins to transport the weapon.
Dr. Otto Octavius
Wait. Just hold on a minute...
Dr. Otto Octavius
Why weren't we notified about this?
Hearing about this news at this hour is very concerning.
You can't just let these people take this weapon.
They don't even know what they're working with.
Norman Osborn
Oh... look at you.
He's like a precious, lost little puppy.
Dr. Otto Octavius
Norman, did you know about this?
Norman Osborn
This was always the plan, Otto.
Dr. Otto Octavius
Robert, you can't let this happen.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Mark, please tell me this isn't true.
With all due respect, I don't think you truly understand what this weapon is capable of.
If it gets put in the wrong hands-
Mark Zuckerberg
It won't.
Mark Zuckerberg
It's in my hands.
I have my finger on the red button and I will choose to use it when I so please.
Don't fret, Robert. You're not going anywhere.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Excuse me?
Mark Zuckerberg
You're the expert.
And we're far from finished.
Mark Zuckerberg
Our team reviewed your work and while the work has been magnificent,
there are a number of changes that we've decided to move forward with.
We would like you to make some alternations to the Fear Toxin formula.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Alternations? What kind of alternations?
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg
Bane and Osborne will fill you in on the details.
But understand, in the current climate that we live in, we have to be very careful.
This country is on the brink of civil war.
Whether you like it or not, the release of the New Fear Toxin will be politicized.
It's best we move forward with the next stage quietly.
That'll be all Robert. Please, go with Bane.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
They tried to warn me.
Everyone told me not to work with you.
They said you were a snake... but I didn't believe it.
I thought that there was no way that you'd stoop to these levels.
But you're no better than-
Mark Zuckerberg
That's enough.
Mark Zuckerberg
I suggest you go, before you say something that you'll really regret.
Bane, please escort Dr. Oppenheimer to the lab.
We still have much to do.
WEST COAST KANG:
THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR
Episode Eleven - The New Fear Toxin
Michael Cole
Welcome to Wednesday Night Preview!
We are live in New Orleans, Louisiana for Week 11 action here in the West Coast Kang!
If you missed our Week 10 recap for Sunday Night's Main Event,
don't forget to check out the action on our blogsite!
Pat McAfee
And what a Week 10 it was, might I add.
It is anybody's race, every manager is still in it.
When you look at the standings, there are contenders and there are managers who are struggling,
but mathematically each manager is within a game or two from being right back in it.
These next few weeks will be telling when determining the playoff matchups for FantasyMania!
Michael Cole
Tickets on sale now for FantasyMania XVII.
For the first time ever, FantasyMania will be hosted LIVE in Saudi Arabia
for the conclusion of the 2025 Kang Games!
It is Riyadh Season in the West Coast Cousins!
Pat McAfee
God I love blood money.
Michael Cole
And in the ring, we have two competitors who will likely be apart of FantasyMania XVII,
the first place Rockson Reigns and the second place CTE Skattebo,
Vincent Rhodes is here in New Orleans!
Vincent Rhodes
So... it's been a few weeks, hasn't it?
I feel a recap is in order.
Earlier this season at FantasyPalooza, I was blindsided by Drew Minhtyre.
Then.. The Baugh offered to buy my soul....
Only for John Seana to turn on me in one of
the most shocking moments in West Coast Cousins history.
But that's not all.
Not only did I get pummeled by John Seana, slapped by Xavier Worthy,
and whipped by The Baugh...
I lost what would have been the sleeper of the year candidate, Cam Skattebo,
for the rest of the season.
Vincent Rhodes
I say all of that to say this... I'm still here.
Despite all of my adversities, I'm standing before you in 2nd place in the standings.
You and I, we've been doing this dance for some time now.
You've avoided me. I've avoided you.
But now, here in Week 11, we are on a collision course.
The #1 Ranked Fantasy Manager vs. the #2 Ranked Fantasy Manager.
The two of us, with a record of 7-3 destined to duke it out to determine
who is the best Fantasy Manager in 2025?
But you see, there's just one thing.
I stand before you, all by myself. Without my Fantasy Team to back me up!
And then, there's you and the entire Bloodline standing across from me.
So, unless you're planning to do to me what John Seana and The Baugh did to me...
and that's blindside attack me like the cowards they are.
I don't see any reason for your compatriots to be here.
That is... unless, you feel you need them here to protect you.
Council of Kangs
OHHHH....
Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler
Vincent Rhodes playing mind games with the Tribal Chief.
Rockson Reigns
Wiseman... leave us.
Paul Heyman attempts to talk Rockson Reigns out of his decision.
Rockson Reigns
Jauan and Davante goes too.
The Bloodline exit the ring, leaving Vincent Rhodes alone with Rockson Reigns.
Rockson Reigns
Does that... uh, does that make you feel more comfortable?
Matter of fact, let's get comfortable.
You might not like this... but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Rockson Reigns lays out his 2013 and 2017 League Championships onto the mat.
Rockson Reigns
Mockingly:
So... what do you want to talk about?
Vincent Rhodes
Fair enough... let's talk about you, Rockson Reigns.
2x League Champion.
The 2024 League Leader in points,
holding the record for best Regular Season Start in League History.
And through 10 weeks in the Kang Games, you are the current leader in points.
With a performance like you had in Week 10,
a whopping 165.52 points... you did it again.
Vincent Rhodes
No need to print the legend, the reality has become legendary enough.
You have superseded hyperbole. Congratulations.But let me tell you something about me.
For some, you have become this impossible mountain to climb,
but that's kind of my thing.
Really, if you think about it.
"He'll never learn how to do an Auction Draft."
Vincent Rhodes
"He'll never make it in the West Coast Cousins. He's just a bronze level Fantasy Manager."
Before the West Coast Cousins, he's never played in a private league before.
He's too young, too inexperienced.
He finished in last place in 2023.
He'll never survive against the Luu's.
And while you have been the League Leader in points throughout the season,
sneaking up just behind you... is me.
Vincent Rhodes
West Coast Cousins has more than one Royal Family.
And it's true.
I mean, look at your Bloodline. Look at The Yan Dynasty.
Look at everything you've built... over the course of the last two years,
you have been playing the best Fantasy Football of your career...
But there's one thing I can't quite understand.
Vincent Rhodes
If you're so good... how come you're not an Omega Level Threat?
I mean hell, they used to call you Mr. FantasyMania.
They don't do that anymore, do they?
You set this League on fire when you first came onto the scene.
In the history of this League, there are only 2 Fantasy Managers who have ever
won the League Championship in their first year...
The Viper, Sandy Orton... and you.
A hell of an accomplishment, but I'm starting to wondering...
Is the reason you still carry around your 2013 and 2017 League Championships
because you're insecure about how long it's been since you last won it all?
Council of Kangs
OHHHH....
Vincent Rhodes
No, really. You have been playing lights out these past two years.
But when it came to the 2024 Playoffs.. when it came to FantasyMania,
the Tribal Chief choked when the lights got too bright.
Mr. FantasyMania choking at FantasyMania, that's an oxymoron.
The Tribal Chief is supposed to be the Big Dog.
You're supposed to run this yard, but it seems..
the pressure of becoming an Omega Level Threat is too much for the Tribal Chief.
And you know that in order to be recognized as the Greatest of All Time,
becoming an Omega Level Threat is a prerequisite.
You know what I think? I think it's time for the old guards to move on.
It's time to pass the torch to the next generation.
And that's exactly what I'm going to do when I beat you this Sunday
and move onto win the 2025 Kang Games!
*Crowd Cheers*
Rockson Reigns chuckles at Vincent Rhodes.
Rockson Reigns
Hahaha... hey, he's good. You know what I mean?
That was good.
That's like you've been rehearsing that all week or something.
That was flawless.
Rockson Reigns
But uh, let me switch gears here.
Let me ask you a question.
Rockson Reigns points at his League Championships.
Rockson Reigns
You ever won that one?
*Crowd Boos*
Rockson Reigns
Alright, hey. We know that one...
Have you ever even competed for one of these?
Hold on... have you ever been in the main event of FantasyMania before?
Because I'm pretty sure, I done did all of that!
Rockson Reigns
So don't tell me about playing on the biggest stage, under the brightest lights.
Because the only FantasyMania experience you've had... was one and done.
Council of Kangs
OHHHH....
Rockson Reigns
Nah.. nah... nah.
He's having a good season, let's give him a round of applause.
This is the best Vincent Rhodes has ever looked...
He found a gem in Cam Skattebo, he even named his team after him...
But then what happened?
Yeah, don't get excited over a couple of strong weeks.
It's a long season, Vincent Rhodes.
This is a marathon, not a sprint.
Rockson Reigns
Let me let you in on a little secret. You're not equipped for this.
There's levels to this and you're staring at the Alpha in this League in 2025.
All those other guys, the so-called "Omega Level Threats."
They're yesterday's news.
Forget about them, they don't matter.
In today's West Coast Cousins, you're standing across the ring from the greatest of the modern era.
And you know the saying, to be the man, you got to beat the man.
Rockson Reigns
And from where I'm standing, you haven't done any of that.
All it takes is luck to be good once.
It takes skill to be consistent in this league.
You see, I was groomed for greatness.
Ever since I was a boy, I was trained to become an Elite Fantasy Manager.
I was destined to be here, I was made to be the guy.
Rockson Reigns
You would know, wouldn't you?
It was your father who trained me.
Yeah, your father and I, we would spend a lot of time together.
We would talk for hours about Fantasy Football, talk about sleepers, value picks, studs.
We would talk about everything. Literally everything.
To be honest, it was a lot about like right now, what's going on in my life.
He would talk about being the guy, the face of the Fantasy League,
main eventing FantasyMania.. he called it all before.
He was the best, he really was.
Rockson Reigns
Hey, you wanna know what he would always say about you?
Rockson Reigns pauses for a beat.
Rockson Reigns
...nothing.
Rockson Reigns
He never said anything ever about you.
At least, not when I was around.
I don't know about the others, maybe when Tai was in there... or Kevin Owens or Rhea Joycely.
Maybe he talked about you all the time.
But when I was in there, it was like you did not exist.
Hey... I know, this is a lot.
God... I wish he was here right now.
I know you miss him... I miss him too.
Rockson Reigns picks up his League Championships.
Rockson Reigns
I know he's not here anymore.
But just know this, if there's anything he didn't teach you about Fantasy Football...
I will.
Council of Kangs
OHHHH....
Rockson Reigns extends out his hand.
Vincent Rhodes
Heh. So that's how it's going to be?
If that's how it is, then let's cut through the crap.
Previous Championships and historical statistics to the side...
at this present point in time, none of that matters.
Vincent Rhodes
You said it best, Rockson Reigns.
A strong regular season means nothing, if you don't win it all...
SO HERE I AM... PRESENT IN THE HERE AND NOW!
Let's put our cards on the table!
Vincent Rhodes
Rockson Reigns, the two of us are on a path for the main event of FantasyMania XVII!
This Week 11 matchup is just the appetizer.
The real showdown will be at FantasyMania and believe me, Rockson Reigns.
I will do everything in my power to be in that Main Event,
and this time, I hope you do the same.
Because I will be waiting for you on the grandest stage of them all!
Rockson Reigns vs. Vincent Rhodes for the 2025 League Championship...
That's what these people want... so let's give them what they came to see!
Vincent Rhodes
May the better Fantasy Manager win.
Rockson Reigns chuckles as he leaves the ring, staring Vincent Rhodes down.
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Earth-415
Elon Musk
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct honor to
introduce the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!
President Trump
Thank you, what a city.
This is a special city, a very important city here in Butler, Pennsylvania.
I'm thrilled to be here in front of all these great Americans.
As many of you know, we are going to build a ballroom at the White House.
It's gonna be the greatest ballroom the world has ever seen, there's nothing like it.
Some say it's the best ballroom, I say it's gonna be very great.
We're gonna spend millions and millions on this ballroom, it's going to be so wonderful.
*Crowd Cheers*
Crowd
USA! USA! USA!
Elon Musk
He's in the window. Activate "Mr. Blue."
Mr. Blue by The Fleetwoods plays in the background
as a shooter appears from a distance.
President Trump is struck in the ear.
Secret Service pile on top of the President as chaos ensues in Butler, PA.
President Trump transforms into the Red Hulk!
The crowd runs in fear as Trump Hulk angrily
reacts to the Secret Service shooting at him.
A shield is thrown as Nico Collins arrives onto the scene.
Nico Collins
Mr. President! I need you to stand down!
You're only going to make things worse.
Trump Hulk rages at Nico Collins.
Nico Collins
Okay... we're just gonna have to do this the old fashioned way.
You want me?! Come and get me!
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