West Coast Kang: Episode 3 - The Vision

 

Lois Lane

Lois Lane from the Daily Planet reporting live from outside Wayne Tower.

Earlier today, the serial killer known as the Riddler was arrested by local police.

Lois Lane

Speaking with Commissioner Gordon, he did not confirm the identity of the Riddler,

but as many eye witnesses were able to verify on the scene,

Vice President of Wayne Enterprises, Alexander Wayne was seen in handcuffs and 

being escorted by the police.

Lois Lane

Wayne was arrested shortly after 1pm inside Wayne Tower.

Details are scarce, but there has been confirmation of at least one victim on the scene.

A private investigator by the name of Kendrick Stark was pronounced dead inside Wayne Tower.

Earth-616

Maria Hill

This is footage from Earth-20007.

We found local news coverage of the incident in our database.

Phil Coulson

We flagged this case as a potential multiversal threat.

When viewing the anomalies of the multiverse,

we found a pattern of multiverse incursions.

The Riddler serial killer is a constant in multiple worlds

and he keeps showing up in our research, which includes your universe, Earth-415.

We think there could be a correlation.

Kendrick Stark

Wow. So you were the Riddler this whole time?

You could've just told me and saved me the headache, Wayne.

Alexander Wayne

Apparently, we all have variants on the wrong side of the coin.

Kendrick Stark

Feel bad for the PI, though.

Seems like he was out of his depth and stuck his nose where it didn't belong.

I guess not all of my variants are geniuses, unfortunately.

Alexander Wayne

Take a look at this.

In another world, I found one of your variants.

Though, he doesn't look anything like you.

Alexander Wayne

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.

Earth-316, sold his soul to the devil to win his 4th League Championship.

Kendrick Stark

Well, at least he's not a serial killer.

What else we got?

Maria Hill

The encrypted files.

Kendrick Stark

I call dibs.

Don't think nepo would be able to crack it, anyways.

Alexander Wayne

Wasn't your father the founder of Stark industries?

Kendrick Stark

Yeah, that's why I renamed it Martha Industries, when I took over.

Alexander Wayne

Colson, I'll take a look at what you have on the

West Coast Cousins and their different variants.

It could prove useful when it comes time to find them.

Phil Coulson

Absolutely, Mr. Wayne.

WEST COAST KANG:

THE RISE OF THE CONQUEROR

Episode Three - The Vision

Michael Cole

Welcome to Week 3 in the West Coast Kang!

Alongside my broadcast partners, Pat McAfee and Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler,

I'm Michael Cole and we are set for Week 3 action live here in St. Louis, Missouri!

Pat McAfee

It's great to be here, Cole. It's great to be here, Kang!

We are LIVE for Wednesday Night Preview, baby!

And what a Week 2 it was in the West Coast Kang!

Pat McAfee

CFL's Josh Allen defeated AL-LEX Knight 93.12 - 80.44,

with another strong performance by CMC and Javonte Williams.

Pat McAfee

CM PUP defeated John Seana with the J2H, 104.48 - 86.50,

picking up his first win of the season.

Pat McAfee

Rockson Reigns bouncing back in Week 2,

as he beat the Phenomenal One, Loud Play Justin Styles

124.34 - 112.64 in our game of the week.

Pat McAfee

And then of course, there's Drew Minhtyre.

2-0 to start the season, currently in first place as he got the best

of the defending League Champion Tai Rollins, winning 117.48 - 90.50.

Michael Cole

A lot of storylines as we head into Week 3.

Last year's FantasyMania headliners off to a rough start in AL-LEX Knight and Tai Rollins,

meanwhile Chris Fuckin' Law sits among the top of the league after finishing in last place a season ago.

How will things shake up as we enter Week 3?

Pat McAfee

Let's not forget about The Baugh's offer to Vincent Rhodes.

How will the American Nightmare respond to the Final Boss?

Michael Cole

Speaking of which, we now go live to Cathy Kelley

who is standing by with Vincent Rhodes.

Cathy Kelley

Thank you, Michael. Joining me at this time... the American Nightmare,

Vincent Rhodes!

*Crowd Cheers*

Cathy Kelley

Last week on Preview, you were approached by The Baugh

with what many are speculating as an offer from the Final Boss.

Would you care to elaborate on what the offer was from The Baugh?

And I think many fans want to know, what is your answer for The Baugh?

Vincent Rhodes

Cathy Kelley, first of all, it is great to be here in St. Louis, Missouri.

*Crowd Cheers*

Vincent Rhodes

As for the offer, I do have an answer for The Baugh.

Do I want to elaborate on his offer?

I'm not sure if I would be embarrassing The Baugh by publicly announcing

to the world what it is that he is offering...

But seeing as The Baugh isn't here tonight and couldn't do me the courtesy

of being present for my response, I figure, to hell with it.

Allow me to tell the entire Kang Universe what it is that The Baugh is offering.

Vincent Rhodes

The Baugh offered me a trade.

And he didn't mince words. He wanted the grand prize.

He offered me Trey McBride for Bijan Robinson.

And to that, Baugh. My answer is... no.

So unless you have another offer or you want to grace us

with another unexpected appearance or maybe even via satellite as he so often does,

I believe the business between The Baugh and I, is concluded.

My focus now is solely on my Week 3 opponent, CM PUP.

*Crowd Cheers*

Cathy Kelley

Thank you for sharing, Vincent.

We wish you the best of luck heading into your Week 3 match.

We now go back to ringside.

BURN IT DOWN!

*Tai Rollin's Music Hits*

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

West Coast Kang... Earth-KANG.

Welcome to Wednesday Night Rollins!

As we enter Week 3 in the West Coast Cousins, we've seen a lot already.

Variants from all over the multiverse joining the Kang Games...

A lot of moves on the waiver wire... and I get it.

Everyone's trying to get ahead and find the next hidden gem.

I won't lie, it's been a rough couple of weeks.

Starting the season 0-2 is never ideal, and with back to back weeks under 100 points,

there might be some concerns for any fans of mine.

Don't ring the alarm bells yet, because we've still go a long way to go.

The new season has been great, hasn't it?

We got the debut of CFL,  the return of Loud Play Justin Styles,

John Seana is here... and then of course, there's CM PUP...

*Crowd Cheers*

Council of Kangs

CM PUP! CM PUP! CM PUP!

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Yeah, chant his name.

Give him the praise of a false prophet,

I wouldn't expect anything less from the Council of Kangs.

*Crowd Boos*

Council of Kangs

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

CM PUP is not a savior, he is not a hero.

He is a cancer.

A cancer to this business, a cancer to this Fantasy League.

And he is a cancer to all of those who surround him.

CM PUP actively tried to tear down the West Coast Cousins.

And now he's back and everyone wants to welcome him back with open arms.

But I won't do it.

Because CM PUP is a fraud.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Yeah, he's a phony!

Almost as big of a phony as Kang the Conqueror!

*Crowd Boos*

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Everything about The Kang Games is a lie!

Kang's Paradise? A lie.

He doesn't want to help us... he wants to control us!

Kang is manipulating us all... every Fantasy Manager in the back,

every player on our teams.. hell, he's even manipulating the entire Council of Kangs!

The Kang Games is a distraction.

He promises this entertainment for all his variants, but I know the truth.

Kang is pulling wool over your eyes, can't you see?

Pat McAfee

Is that true, Lawler?

Is Kang manipulating us?

Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler

I have no idea what this man is talking about...

There is no manipulation going on here.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Let me you the truth about the Kang Games...

The truth is...

*Joycement Day's Music Hits*

Pat McAfee

Wait a minute, guys.

It's Rhea Joycely and the Joycement Day!

Keenan Allen and Chuba Hubbard...

Michael Cole

This spells trouble for our League Champion.

Rhea Joycely

Tai... Tai... Tai.

You can cut the bullcrap.

We hear you trashing the Kang Games,

but we all know what you're trying to do, Tai.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Rhea, I don't think you do.

And if you'll just allow me to explain-

Rhea Joycely

We've heard enough from you!

We know what you're after.

You're after the prize money, that's what this is all about.

What? Do you think we're stupid?

You want us all to voluntarily quit the Kang Games,

so that you have an easy path to win it all.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

I promise you, this has nothing to do with the prize money.

I could careless about the money...

You just have to trust me on this.

Keenan Allen

You see, that's the problem, Tai.

We don't trust you.

The Joycement Day steps inside the ring.

Rhea Joycely

Why should we believe you, anyway?

Who the hell do you think you are?

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Who do I think I am?

I'm the one person who is trying to save your sorry little ass!

Because if you don't listen to me... then you're all going to die!

Pat McAfee

Die? What is Rollins going on about?

Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler

He's completely lost the plot, Pat.
Someone need to cut his mic off. The fake news is unbearable at this point.

Keenan Allen

It's a scare tactic, don't listen to him, Rhea.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

It's not a scare tactic, it's the truth.

Rhea Joycely

Don't be dramatic, Tai.

This isn't life and death, it's freaking Fantasy Football.

And what makes you qualified to speak on this? Huh?

Because to me, you're just some senile crazy, old man.

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

....

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

Pat McAfee

What? What's he talking about?

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

I've played these games before... and every single person that played

in these same games with me...

They were all killed.

If you don't win, you die. Simple as that.

This game is life and death.

Pat McAfee

That can't be true, can it?

Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler

He's delusional.

Kang would never do such a thing.

The Joycement Day chuckle at Rollins' claim.

Rhea Joycely whispers into Chuba Hubbard's ear.

Rhea Joycely

Nice try, Tai.

I'll admit, you had my little Chubba Chubba worried there.

But Mami reassured my Chuba Chuba that you're nothing but a big liar!

Tai "Freakin'" Rollins

Hey, I'm just here to tell the truth.

I'll tell you and everyone what I know and at that point,

either you choose to listen to me or-

Baker Mayfield attacks Tai Rollins from behind.

Michael Cole

Wait a minute!

That's Baker Mayfield! That's Baker Mayfield!

The entire Joycement Day surrounded Tai Rollins

as Rollins quickly realizes he's outnumbered.

Tai Rollins rushes Mayfield, but it is futile.

The Joycement Day start stomping on last year's League Champion.

Pat McAfee

Like a pack of hyenas, the Joycement Day doing a number on Tai Rollins.

Somebody's got to stop this!

Michael Cole

The Joycement Day aren't done yet... Razor's Edge!

Michael Cole

And now a Frog Splash from Chuba Hubbard!

Enough is enough!

Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler

Rollins shouldn't have been running his mouth.

He's suffering the consequences now.

Michael Cole

Coupe de Grace by Baker Mayfield!

This is sick. It's a mugging, a cheap shot by the Joycement Day.

I hope they feel good about themselves.

Pat McAfee

I'll tell you what, I don't think Rollins will be 100% going into Sunday.

After falling to 0-2, this is a crucial matchup for Tai Rollins.

And I got to say, Rhea Joycely and the Joycement Day have looked great through 2 weeks already.

This could be a serious blow to Tai "Freakin'" Rollins if he can't make it to Sunday.

The Joycement Day stand over a fallen Tai Rollins

as the crowd of Kangs cheer them on.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*

Earth-KANG

(Before the creation of the Kang Games)

Nathaniel Richards

Where are we...?

Kang the Conqueror

Earth-KANG.

It is.... my own special universe.

It's private. A pocket universe where I am able to freely conduct

all of my research and experiments on the multiverse.

In this world, I can work uninterrupted.

Isolated from the rest of the multiverse.

Kang the Conqueror

Nathaniel, please meet my assistant, Ms. Selina Kyle.

Nathaniel Richards

Um... hi. Hello, Ms. Kyle.

My name is Nathaniel.. uh... Nathaniel Richards.

Selina Kyle

Yes, of course.

Kang said you would be coming.

It's such a honor to finally meet you.

Kang the Conqueror

Ms. Kyle does everything around the lab.

She manages my teams, O&D, MDR, quality assurance, maintenance.

She is... essential to everything we do here.

Nathaniel Richards

Wow. So... you have an entire team?

Kang the Conqueror

Of course I do, while much of my work has been through painstaking patience

and repetition, I couldn't have this all without a little help.

Everything you see what built through careful consideration and preparation.

An incredible amount of time was taken to craft everything in this room.

But you know what they say... Rome wasn't built in a day.

Nathaniel Richards

How long have you been at this...?

Kang the Conqueror

Nathaniel, trust me.

You don't want to know.

Nathaniel Richards

Well... this lab is amazing.

This technology is far more advanced than anything I have ever seen before.

Kang the Conqueror

Do you want to see how it all works?

Nathaniel Richards

Ummm... you mean... like multiversal travel?

Kang the Conqueror

Everything.

Selina, fire up the engine.

Let's take Nathaniel through our crash course.

Selina Kyle

Yes, my Conqueror.

Nathaniel Richards

Wait... wait....

I don't think I'm ready. Could we just take a second..?

Kang the Conqueror

There's no time like the present.

You are as ready as you're ever going to be.

Kang the Conqueror

Nathaniel, welcome to the multiverse.

Kang the Conqueror

And across it all... there are many Kang variants.

Kang the Conqueror

Together, we weave the course of action necessary

so that the Final Resolution can one day be realized.

Kang the Conqueror

This journey that you're about to embark on... it won't be easy.

But in time, you will understand what must be done.

You will build an army.

Kang the Conqueror

You will build a team.

Kang the Conqueror

You are destined for great things, Nathaniel.

You're made of the right stuff. You have grit.

Kang the Conqueror

And when it's all said and done...

We will solve the multiversal crisis.

Nathaniel Richards

Crisis? What crisis?

Kang the Conqueror

You'll see...

Earth-1968

Narrator

Elsewhere across the timeline, we return to Earth-1968.

As we've seen across the multiverse, Kang is everywhere all at once.

Coming off a disappointing end to her 2024 campaign, we find the Scarlet Joyce.

Falling short of her objective last season to finish in the Top 3,

the Scarlet Joyce has failed to destroy Earth-1887 as instructed by Kang.

Scarlet Joyce

I'm sorry.

I couldn't do it.

Maybe I'm just not ready to destroy universes.

Kang the Conqueror

Don't fret, my child. It's no big deal.

It's not your fault. But perhaps it is mine.

Maybe I have failed you.

I haven't prepared you properly for what it takes.

Kang the Conqueror

So let's try something new.

Kang hands Scarlet Joyce a photo of her family.

Scarlet Joyce

What's this?

Scarlet Joyce

Where did you get this?

Kang the Conqueror

From another world.

One big happy family.

You see... the Vision is still out there.

Maybe not the Vision you once knew, but a Vision nonetheless.

This Vision is from Earth-616.

And like you, this Vision is hurting.

Just as you've lost your Vision, he's lost his Scarlet Joyce.

Kang the Conqueror

But I can reunite the two of you.

I can make it so that the two of you never lost each other at all.

I can rewrite your story.

Bring you back to Vision... bring you back to your children.

I can heal your hurt.

Scarlet Joyce

Why would you do that?

Kang the Conqueror

Because it's what we agreed to.

You help me destroy universes and I bring you back to your family.

Scarlet Joyce

Yeah, but I haven't held up my end of the deal.

Kang the Conqueror

No, but you will... in time.

Kang the Conqueror

Come. Look.

Vision from Earth-616 has been hurting for a long time...

He's lost so much.

The pain and suffering, I can't imagine what he must feel inside.

But it's a neat trick, hiding his appearance.

I guess, he thinks that if he can disguise his face, he can disguise his pain.

Kang the Conqueror

But you can see the pain in his eyes.

The voices in his head... the pain behind his children's eyes.

They need their mother.

Scarlet Joyce

Who... is that?

Kang the Conqueror

You don't recognize them?

It's your husband, Vision.

Don't you see?

He's been disguising himself in Earth-616 as Sandy Orton this entire time.

Scarlet Joyce

Kang, don't hurt them. Please.

Kang the Conqueror

Hurt them? Why on earth would I do that?

I'm here to help you, Joyce.

We're friends, you and I. And friends help one another.

I promise I will bring you back to your family.

And all I need from you is a little assistance.

So please, come with me.

Earth-1887

Kang the Conqueror

Last season, I asked you to destroy Earth-1887.

But perhaps your proximity was too far.

Maybe you aren't ready to destroy one universe from another universe.

So instead, let's try destroying said universe within the universe itself.

Scarlet Joyce

What...? Where are we?

Kang the Conqueror

Welcome to Earth-1887.

Scarlet Joyce

Kang, please.

Please don't make me do this.

Kang the Conqueror

You want to see your family, don't you?

Scarlet Joyce

Yes, but I don't know if I can take innocent lives... let alone an entire universe.

Especially if you put me in this world...

Kang, if I get to know these people,

it won't make me want to destroy this world any more than I do now.

Kang the Conqueror

Joyce, trust me when I say this.

But you don't know people, I know people.

People are vile, people are unforgiving.

Humans are trash.

You make one mistake and in the eyes of the  public,

and suddenly you've become the villain.

Kang the Conqueror

Joyce, I lost my faith in humanity a long time ago.

I know you understand what I'm talking about.

I know you can relate.

Don't you see what I'm trying to do? Don't you see my vision?

I'm trying to turn the page and start anew.

A blank canvas.

I want to rewrite this world in my image and undo the atrocities

that were placed upon me so many years ago...

And I need your help to do it.

So please... let's get this done and get you back to your family.