Balor
John.
John Seana
Which Balor am I talking to?
Balor
Your mom's name was Martha.
You used to wear wrist bands on your arm.
John Seana
He's back.
Big E. Langston
Just like that, we're supposed to be cool?
Balor
What did I do?
John Seana
You blew up an entire football stadium.
You blew up an entire football stadium.
A lot of people are dead, Balor.
America is in danger.Balor
I was brainwashed by secret service...
I don't know how.
But he's got The Bullet Club.
Stephaneah McMahon
... And we've got something even greater than The Bullet Club.
Stephaneah McMahon appears from the shadows.
Stephaneah McMahon
And if you three want to stop running from the President...
It's time we fight back.
John Seana
Stephaneah...
Stephaneah McMahon
My father is dead, John.
We can't keep living in fear of Trump.
We must strike back.
John Seana
And how do we do that?
By voting?
Coach Rockson
By creating a team of remarkable Fantasy Managers.
By creating a team of remarkable Fantasy Managers.
You didn't think you were the only Superstar in the WCC Universe, did you?
Mr. Seana, you've become part of a larger universe.
You just don't know it yet.
Coach Rockson appears and reveals that he survived the Explosion in Dallas.
John Seana
Coach, you're alive.
Coach Rockson
You're damn right.
It's time to assemble the S.T.A.R. Alliance Program.
Mr. Seana, you've become part of a larger universe.
You just don't know it yet.
Coach Rockson appears and reveals that he survived the Explosion in Dallas.
John Seana
Coach, you're alive.
Coach Rockson
You're damn right.
It's time to assemble the S.T.A.R. Alliance Program.
"This us, man." - Erik Stevens
Y'all got any red tops?
D'justin Barksdale
Yeah, later.
Ahead of Week 10, D'justin looks to prep his team for a win, keeping the pit busy.
Mother fucker, it ain't even 9'o clock and you feigning on it.
Get the fuck outta here!
Yo, why you gotta be like that man?
Julio Jones
Look at these junkie mother fuckers, man.
D'justin Barksdale
So you just gonna take his money and treat him like a dog?
How'm supposed to treat him?
I don't know, but you ain't gotta punk him like that.
He punked himself.
He a goddamn drug addict.
D'justin Barksdale
... And you a goddamn drug dealer.
Julio Jones
So?
Oh, what? The customer's always right?
We in the projects, customers be fucked up.
Can't give these people shit.
D'justin Barksdale
Why not?
Why can't you?
Shit, everything else in this world gets sold without being taking advantage of.
Scamming, lying, doing each other dirty.
Why it gotta be that way with this?
Devonta Freeman
Cause they dope fiends...
Yeah, but the game ain't gotta be played like that.
You can't tell me this shit can't get done without people beating on each other.
Killing each other.
Without all that, you ain't got 5-0 down our back every 5 minutes.
You think 5-0 care about people getting high?
In the projects?
They be here about the bodies, man.
The bodies.
Julio Jones
Man.. whatever.
D'justin Barksdale
Look, I'm saying, there's more than one way to play Fantasy Football.
We down right now, but we not out.
There's still 4 more weeks left on the season.
We can make the playoffs still.
Erik Stevens
Yo Just, you think we could talk?
D'justin Barksdale
What's on your mind?
Freeman and Julio Jones leave.
What's on your mind?
Freeman and Julio Jones leave.
This Fantasy Football shit man...
Sometimes I don't know if I was meant to play this game.
D'justin Barksdale
Man, you smart.
You better than most of these mother fuckers.
You could be in high school, hell, you could make it to college.
You don't need the game.
But if you gonna be out here, you gotta be in it.
You gotta stand up and let people know, you're not one to be messed with.
Erik Stevens
I need to tell you something, Just.
We need to leave the game, both of us.
Things are about to get bad out here.
D'justin Barksdale
Look, you know I can't leave.
Not right now.
But if you want out the game, you need to be sure.
You can't be in the game one day and out the game the next.
No back and forth, no in and out.
Either you in, or you out.
You can't have anyone questioning your loyalty.
No back talking, no snitching,
nothing that could lead to anyone thinking that you're snitching.
If you stay in the game, you stay in the game.
And if anyone ever asks you if you in this game, you tell them you're in it for life.
Listen, we'll talk more next week.
I gotta head to Oakland this Sunday.
But don't make any decisions right now.
We'll talk about it next week, I promise.
Later that day, Kenneth Bell has asked Julio Jones to meet him to discuss Stevens.
What up, man?
Julio Jones
You know.
Catching passes, big yards. No touchdowns.
Same old, same old.
Kenneth Bell
That's good to hear.
Julio Jones
You and Jesse still planning on coaching this year's Basketball Game on Sunday against Prop Vinny?
Kenneth Bell
Of course.
You know South Side gotta win it this year.
So, what's up with that boy?
He just a punk, that's all.
He back now, running shop for D'justin.
Kenneth Bell
I heard he damn near shit his pants when we saw what happened to Oumar's bitch.
He just ain't built for Fantasy Football.
Kenneth Bell
What about you?
You built for this shit?
Julio Jones
No doubt.
You ready to put the work in?
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
That's 3 in a row.
We've come a long way, Carson.
Rocksonberg discusses the season with Carson Wentz,
but Wentz appears uninterested.
128.62, 142.84 and 128.54.
Scores in the triple digits in the last 3 weeks.
I told you, Carson.
I told you that we'd steady the ship after Fring.
It took a little longer that I had expect.
But we are on the right track.
We win a few more games, and we can make it to the playoffs.
And you know what I'm capable of when it comes to the playoffs.
Undefeated as a professional...
We can repeat, Carson. I'm telling you....
Carson....
Carson Wentz
Huh?
Carson, I just told you my plan for the rest of the season.
Carson Wentz
... yeah, and?
Rocksonberg
Well. Do you have anything to add?
We're still in last place, Mr. Yan.
12th place out of 12.
I mean, whoop-de-doo, we won a couple of games.
And we've supplying the most chemical pure crystal meth San Francisco has ever seen...
Big deal.
Playoffs are still a long shot.
What's the point, Mr. Yan?
Rocksonberg
Wh-what?
Did you just hear a word I just said?
We've established a steady flow of Fantasy Points.
We are independent.
We've surpassed Gus in distribution.
We have nothing but bright days ahead of us.
We just need a 6th seed and we'll run the table.
Carson Wentz
We're not getting 6th place, Mr. Yan.
The amount of effort to string together these 3 wins.
Dumpster diving through free agency to pick up journeymen Fantasy Players...
We lack the star power to win down the stretch.
I mean, clearly you don't believe in the Fantasy Team.
You don't believe in me.
That's why you started Phillip Rivers over me.
I doubt we even make it in the consolation bracket.
Rocksonberg
Who are you talking to right now?
Who is it, you think you see?
Do you know I am a 2x League Champion?
Do you know I won a basketball league championship?
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to.
So let me clue you in.
I am Mr. FantasyMania!
I am not in danger, Carson.
I am the danger.
Rocksonberg
A Fantasy Manager finishes the season in 12th place,
and you think that of me?
No.
I am the one who wins it all!
Kirk Cousins
You think we can win it all?
We cut to Kirk Cousins who is with The Baugh.
Kirk Cousins
I mean, this Greek...
He's playing real well lately.
3 game win streak and his team seems to be clicking.
He's established a network within the drug trade in San Francisco.
The Baugh
We'll catch that sumbitch.
Don't you worry, Kirk.
There's no way The Greek repeats as Champion this season.
Kirk Cousins
Well speaking of champions.... Baugh.
When are we gonna win our first title?
We've had some strong seasons throughout the years.
But when will we get the monkey off our back?
The Baugh
This is the year, Kirk.
This is the year.
The Baugh can smell it.
Once we get rid of these dealers, we won't need the SCGD unit anymore.
We win the title, we bring in the President...
And then the Baugh immortalizes himself in the WCC Hall of Fame.
Kirk Cousins
So what do you want me to do for Sunday?
The Baugh
Take the week off.
Take a bye.
We don't need you this week.
Go home, rest. Make sure your minerals are doing well.
We'll take care of everything related to The Greek this week.
*Commercial*
Believe in what is right.
Just Do It.
*Commercial*
Where y'all at?
You better come out now.
Erik Stevens heads home in preparation for this Sunday's matchup.
He expects to find his cousins in his section 8 housing.
But they're no where to be found.
Julio Jones and Devonta Freeman have accompanied Stevens,
but they aren't looking for Steven's family.
Julio Jones pulls out his gun.
Look man.
You just weak, man.
You should have just quit the game, man.
Erik Stevens
Yo... we boys.
You fucking brought this onto yourself.
It ain't gotta be like this.
We boys.
Justin's Team, remember that?
Julio Jones
Come on, man.
Be a man.
You crying like you a little boy.
Stand up and be a man!
Erik Stevens
Please... come on, this us, man.
Julio Jones hesitates.
Devonta Freeman
Do it, goddamnit!
If you gonna...
Jones fires off a shot.
Erik Stevens is left gasping for air.
Freeman finishes the job, firing off a couple of shots and putting Stevens out of his misery.
The credits roll, and the audience is left confused on what any of this has to do with Fantasy Football.
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