West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: Week 9 Recap: HitMikeJonesUpOnDaLo vs. Covfefe

Underneath the Golden Gate Bridge,

Erik Stevens meets with The Baugh to discuss the Barksdale case.

Erik Stevens

Baugh, look man. I don't think I can do this anymore.

I'm going nuts.

I can't be someone else every fucking day.

It's been a year undercover with the Barksdale organization.

I've had enough of this.

They killed a man, Baugh.

They killed Jimmy Graham because I gave Kenneth Bell his location.

It's my fault he's dead.

The Baugh

What did you think was gonna happen when you told Bell his location?

Erik Stevens

I don't know!

I wasn't thinking.

But I can't do this anymore.

I want out.

Get me out of the streets, Baugh.

The Baugh

No, no, no.

We are this close to wrapping up the case.

You are going to know your role and shut your mouth.

You will stay on a little longer and we'll bring everyone down.

Come on, Erik.

I need you to stick with me.

You wanted this training.

You wanted to be Black Ops.

This is the lifestyle of Black Ops, you better get used to it.

Kirk Cousins

You signed the papers, Erik.

The Baugh and I are the only two people on the face of this earth that even knows you're Black Ops.

How about we just erase your file?

And bang, you're just another corner boy for Barksdale.

Open for arrests for, I dont know, how many felonies?

How about we do that?

Erik Stevens

Man... come on bro.

The Baugh

Relax. He's joking.

Now The Baugh says this, you're going to stay on as a corner boy.

And when The Baugh says so, we'll take you out and we'll bring him down.

Barksdale, Bell, Prop Vinny, The Greek, and especially, the President.

All of them, all at once.

Erik Stevens

Why can't we bring Barksdale in now?

We know he's involved in the murder.

And if you bring him in, him and Bell, they can get you Prop Vinny.

Vinny can get you The Greek and The Greek can get you the President.

What are you waiting for?

Do you want Barksdale to chop me up and put me on display like Jimmy?

Is that what you want?

Kirk Cousins
That'll stick.

The Baugh

The Baugh says this, we are building a case and that takes time.

You know this.

From a distance, it's reveal that Keenan Allen, from Prop Vinny's team has been watching the interaction between Stevens and The Baugh.

Keenan Allen

Yo, Prop.

We might have a problem.

Tag Team Match
281 - 330 - 8004 & HitUpMikeJonesOnDaLa
vs.
Better than the 9ers & Covfefe

At the ferry building, Prop Vinny has arranged a meeting between Victor Oumar and Kenneth Bell.
The two Fantasy Teams appear to be making peace ahead of the playoffs.

Kenneth Bell

Yo, is this mother fucker showing up or what?

Prop Vinny

Said he would if I guaranteed a parlay, and I'm here on it.
While I'm here though, I thought you should know.
One of my Fantasy players, spotted your boy, Stevens, talking to a federal agent.
He's the one that gave up Graham's location?
Well you better watch him.
Anyone talking to the police is bad for business.
For all of us.

Kenneth Bell
Is that so?
I'll take care of it.

Victor Oumar shows up.

Prop Vinny

Alright, y'all both here on my guarantee.

So respect that shit and say what you feel.
I'm out of here.

The Fantasy Managers share a sense of contempt, sizing each other up.

Kenneth Bell

I got a man that says he gonna give you your life back, yo.

Victor Oumar

Who, Barksdale?

Kenneth Bell

My man say, if that mother fucker can find a way not to dip into our pockets,

we gonna call this shit even.

Victor Oumar

So y'all think after what you did to Jimmy, we supposed find some peace on this, huh?

Kenneth Bell

Yo, I don't know shit about shit.

I'm just the messenger.
....

You know there's dead on both sides, right?

And there's gonna be a whole lot more if this beef keep up.

But truth be told, there be more soldiers on one half than the other.

You know what I'm saying?

Victor Oumar

Look here, you tell Barksdale that he's been paid back for his Fantasy Team.

But as far as his product goes, a man gotta win some fantasy games, you know?

Keep myself in first place, you know?

Kenneth Bell

I don't know nobody called Barksdale, b.

The man I'm talking about, can't have his shit taken like that.

Victor Oumar

Alright, tell him send me some cash then.

Maybe trade me a running back or two and we'll see.

You know? For my retirement.

Kenneth Bell

We can send you $5000 - $10,000.

Running backs, that won't do.

We need our players.

So how about you tell us where you be at, and we'll send it to you.

Victor Oumar

Nah, nah.

We gonna work something else out.

I'll be in touch.

Winner via Pinfall:
Better than the 9ers & Covfefe

The SCGD remain strong, having tied Kenneth Bells' involved into Jimmy Graham's murder and using Victor Oumar as a wire.

Det. Tai improves to 6-3, Joyce to 7-2, placing her in first.
Victor Oumar loses his first place lead after controlling the pace through the first 9 weeks.
Kenneth Bell continues his slide down the rankings.

With Oumar wearing a wire, the SCGD unit has been listening into the entire conversation.

Det. Tai

How careful is, Kenneth Bell?

Det. Joyce

"I don't know nobody named Barksdale."

Det. Tai

120 points, but he still took the loss.
Might be good enough for a week's worth of Fantasy Football.
You and I in the top spots, Minh in 4th.
We may just take these guys down after all.

Victor Oumar
I did what I could for y'all...

Det. Joyce
We'll see if it was enough.
If not, we may need you to do it again when you receive the $10,000 from Barksdale.

Victor Oumar
Ain't no $10,000 coming way.
Barksdale just trying to set me up.
I take a chance at his life, and he wants to pay me?
Nah, they'll still coming for me.

Det. Joyce
Well you stay out of trouble then.
The last thing I want is to pull up to scene and find you outlined in white chalk.
Better yet, I don't want you putting anyone else in white chalk.
Or we may have to come for you next.

Across the city, Jesse Barksdale sets up a meeting with D'justin.

Jesse Barksdale
Yo, D. Let me talk to you real quick.
You know where Erik Stevens is?

D'justin Barksdale
What you want with Erik?

Jesse Barksdale
What's it to you?

D'justin Barksdale
You don't need to worry about Erik.
He ain't no problem.

Jesse Barksdale
We just want to talk to him, that's all.

D'justin Barksdale
Come on.... Jes.
Let the boy be.
Just let him be.

Jesse Barksdale
Changing the subject:
We got a package coming in from Oakland.
Zeke and McCaffrey got their hands tied at the moment.
I'm gonna need you to go and get that while they're away.
Jordan Howard is gonna fill you in on what you need.

D'justin Barksdale
A package?
I haven't picked up a package in a while.

Jesse Barksdale
Did you just hear what I just said?
My Fantasy Team is busy at the moment.
So I'm gonna need you to do it.
So go get it.

D'justin Barksdale
Alright...

Albert Wilson, who has been listening on the outside of the office steps in.

Albert Wilson
Boss, you wanted to talk to me?

Jesse Barksdale
How you doing?
You doing good?

Albert Wilson
I'm alright.

Jesse Barksdale
I mean, you looking to get back on my team?
You need some cash, or something?
Cause if you need a little something..
The thing to do... is to just ask.
Cause that's all I fucking do for you anyways!
Put cash in your pocket to keep you from straying from the nest.
Listen mother fucker, the last thing I need, is a clean name on my liquor license to be dirtied the fuck up by you!