Week 6 Recap: Rockson's Team vs. Minh's Team

Singles Match

Rockson's Team vs. Minh's Team

Rocksonberg sings to the tune of "A Horse With No Name"

Det. Minh notices Rocksonberg's car and pulls him over.

Detective Minh

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?

Rocksonberg

Well, I'm pretty sure I wasn't speeding.

I was using the cruise control.

Detective Minh

No sir, your windshield.

License and registration please.

Rocksonberg

Um, uh, this was from the Explosion in Dallas.

I was nearby the incident when it happened last season.

That's what shattered my windshield.

Detective Minh

I understand.

Minh begins to write the ticket.

Rocksonberg

You've heard of it, right?
The Explosion in Dallas?
It was all over the news, and I was nearby.
It certainly was not fake news.

Detective Minh

Yes. I'm quite aware of the explosion.

Rocksonberg

Then what are you doing?

Detective Minh

Citing you sir.

Rocksonberg

What?
You don't believe me?

Detective Minh

Sir, regardless of how that windshield was damaged,

this car is unsafe to drive in this condition.

Stay in the car, please.

Rocksonberg

Wait, wait.

Wait just a minute.

Detective Minh

Sir, I asked you to stay in the vehicle.

Rocksonberg

No, no, no.

I can get out of my own car.

Now you will listen to me.

This is America, okay?

I have rights, do you understand that?

At least have the common decency to hear me out.

Did you even hear what I said?



Rocksonberg

I am a victim of the Explosion in Dallas and now you're giving me a ticket?

Do you have the remotest inkling of what that means?

Detective Minh

Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.

Rocksonberg

Hell fire rained down on my house!

Body parts in my yard!

Are you kidding me?!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Detective Minh

You have about two seconds to stand down.

Rocksonberg

Oh? What are you going to do?

You're going to shoot me?!

You're going to shoot another unarmed man?!

THAT IS JUST PERFECT!

Shooting a man who is expressing his opinion under the first amendment!

Winner via Pinfall:
Minh's Team



Rockson falls to 0-6.
Certainly not the season that the defending Champion was expecting.
His hopes to repeating are all but gone now.

Singles Match

Sarcastaball vs. 281-330-8004



Keenan Allen
Yo, Vin.
Chris Broussard just hit me with a tweet.
Word is, we got a line on Oumar.
Should we let Marlo Stealthy know?



Prop Vinny
No. With Marlo not yet in the Co-Op...
Kenneth Bell on the verge, I think it's best we play this close to the chest.
Keep an eye on Oumar and leverage him to the highest bidder.

Prop Vinny
Oumar has been playing well, for now, I find it best we don't get on his bad side.



Prop Vinny
But once we find enough support...
We'll take the entire league.
Including Oumar and his bitch.

Winner via Pinfall:
Sarcastaball

Sarcastaball gives 281-330-8004 his first loss of the season,
Victor Oumar shows his first sign of vulnerability.
Sarcastaball improves to .500

Meanwhile... Kenneth Bell finds himself in a position where he'll need a little help.
He sets up a meeting with Prop Vinny later that night.

Kenneth Bell
Hook me up.
I'll get you one of the towers.
Just put a line on some of that good shit from The Greek.

Prop Vinny
Jesse approved this?

Kenneth Bell
I don't need his approval.
You're dealing with me and I'm giving you my corners.
So we got a deal or what?