*Police Sirens*
D'justin Barksdale
It's simple. It's simple.
I'll teach you how the game is played if y'all wanna learn.
D'justin Barksdale
See this?
This the Kingpin.
D'justin Barksdale
Now the King,
He move one space any direction he damn choose.
Cause he the King.
D'justin Barksdale
He's the man.
And the rest of these mother fuckers on the board, they got his back.
And he runs so deep, he ain't really gotta do shit.
D'justin Barksdale
Now if you get the other dude's King?
You got the game.
D'justin Barksdale
But he trying to get your King too.
So you gotta protect it.
D'justin Barksdale
Now this,
This the Queen.
D'justin Barksdale
She's smart, she's fierce.
She move any way she want, as far as she want.
And she, is the go get shit done piece.
D'justin Barksdale
And this over here, is the Castle.
It's like the stash.
D'justin Barksdale
It moves like this, and like this.
And every time we move the stash, we gotta move a little muscle with it, right?
To protect it.
WCC Studios Presents...
Detective Tai
Ever since the President abolished the XFL, the West Coast Cousins has turned into complete shit.
Crime is at an all-time high.
The people of San Francisco fear for their lives.
Our streets are infested with junkies.
People are dying, Lieutenant.
Americans are in an uproar.
Detective Tai
And nobody is doing a damn thing about it.
Lieutenant Kevin
So what do you suggest we do, Detective?
Detective Tai
We bring together a team.
Detective Tai
A team of remarkable Fantasy Managers, and we bring down these San Francisco scumbags.
Detective Minh
Who's the target?
Detective Tai
Avon "Jesse" Barksdale
Detective Tai
And Kenneth "Stringer" Bell
The 2018 West Coast Cousins
Fantasy Football Storyline
BET calls this year's storyline:
"The Most Accurate Representation of the African American Experience
Since The Black Panther."
Marlo Stealthy
I waited my entire life for this.
The Fantasy League is gonna start over.
It's my turn to be King!
"The Best Black Fantasy Football Storyline of All-Time."
- The Rolling Stones
"Simply Inspirational.
If I Had a Son, He'd Look Like Victor Oumar."
- Barack Obama
"Finally.
A Story About Equality.
I Wish It Was an All Women's Storyline.
But This is The Next Best Thing."
- Single H
Commissioner Loeb
Today, we declare a war on drugs.
Victor Oumar
Money ain't got no owners,
only spenders.
Bodie
You brought this on yourself.
Prop Vinny
Fantasy Football ain't about working harder.
It's about working smarter, String.
Brianna
Don't freeze.
Avon "Jesse" Barksdale
I never freeze.
Sergeant Carver
You do not get to win, shitheads!
We do!
Victor Oumar
The game is out there, y'all.
Victor Oumar
And it's either play or get played.
WCC Presents
The Waiver Wire
Coming September 2018
Bells Rings
Prop Vinny
Whoa... whoa... whoa...
Easy now, I don't want no trouble.
Prop Vinny
Who the hell are you guys?
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