Narrator
In the streets of San Francisco, the former Mud Dog's kicker, D'Angelo Barksdale, now makes a living selling Fantasy Cheat Sheets to the local Fantasy Fiends.
The Streets
5-0! 5-0!
Shut it down.
D'Angelo Barksdale
You clean?
Bodie
Yeah.
Detectives McNulty and Bunk Moreland make their way into the courtyard where local Fantasy Deals make their daily transactions.
D'Angelo Barksdale
Don't try to put that on me.
You picked up that shit up off the ground, he a witness.
Detective McNulty
Boy thinks I'm gonna dirty him.
You think that's what I'm about?
Bodie
Like you won't do it.
You San Francisco Knockos pick shit up off the ground and put it on anyone you damn well please.
Detective McNulty
Do I know you?
I'm not a Knocko.
And I don't give a shit about a possession charge.
I'm a murder police.
I'm here about the bodies.
Detective McNulty
And word on the street is... you shortly after leaving the Mud Dogs...
You killed William Gant.
D'Angelo Barksdale
What? That's bullshit.
As police question D'Angelo, a SUV pulls up.
It's Kenneth "Stringer" Bell in the car, watching from a distance.
Detective Bunk
D'Angelo Barksdale, you are under arrest for the murder of William Gant.
You have the right to remain silent....
Jim Ross
We are live in Santa Clara, California at the sold out Levi's Stadium for FantasyMania 9!
Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler as we call the actions upstairs.
Jim Ross
Good evening folks, and King, what a show we have tonight.
Two hellacious Fantasy Teams going head to head to advance to the second round.
Two teams will advance and two teams will lose.
Jerry, it is truly do or die.
The King
Oh yes it is, JR.
I cannot wait to call these matchups.
You can feel the electricity in the air.
This is definitely a FantasyMania moment you don't want to miss.
Jim Ross
It's why they call it the Showcase of the Immortals, King.
Let's take a look at our four competitors.
[3] The Mean Machine (8-5)
[6] The Average Justin's (7-6)
[4] The Thundering Herd (8-5)
[5] The Flames (7-5)
Jim Ross
It's the Average Justin's taking on the Mean Machine
and
the Flames going one on one with the Thundering Herd.
This is going to be one helluva show.
We go live to Renee Young who is standing by with the Mean Machine's Carson Wentz.
Renee Young
Thanks Jim.
I'm here with the Mean Machine's star quarterback, Carson Wentz.
Carson, tonight marks the return of the Mean Machine to FantasyMania.
Many critics agree that the Mean Machine have disappointed in FantasyMania before.
What makes this season different?
Carson Wentz
You know, we're not really worried about what the critics have to say.
We just have to go out there and give it 110%.
If we do that, I think we'll be alright.
Renee Young
A lot has been made about the decline of Kareem Hunt.
After a monster start to the regular season, Kareem has come to a standstill.
How confident are you in Kareem and what is the gameplan going into tonight?
Carson Wentz
Well Kareem has looked good in practice.
I'm confident he can help us win tonight.
He just has to go out there and give it 110% and I think he'll be alright.
Renee Young
Thank you for your time, Carson.
Break a leg out there.
Carson Wentz
Thank you.
Jim Ross
And here we go, King.
It's the FantasyMania match of the season.
The Average Justin's versus the Mean Machine.
Jim Ross
Jared Goff versus Carson Wentz.
We now go down to the field for the playing of our National Anthem and the player introductions.
WCC Playoff Game
[3] The Mean Machine (8-5)
vs.
[6] The Average Justin's (7-6)
Lillian Garcia
.... AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAVE
*Crowd Cheers*
Crowd
USA! USA! USA!
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd
ONE FALL!
Justin Roberts
And it is for the first round of the WCC Playoffs!
*Crowd Cheers*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, making his FantasyMania debut from San Francisco, California!
The Average JUSTIN'SSSSSSSS
Justin Roberts
And his opponent, making his return to FantasyMania....
Holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 4 losses...
By way of San Francisco, California....
THEEEEEE
MEAAAAAAN
MAAAAACHINEEEEE!
The bell rings and we are underway.
Mark Ingram starts off for the Average Justin's rushing for 49 rushing yards and 43 receiving.
Carson Wentz escapes the pocket for a big 16 yard run.
Wentz celebrates as the Mean Machine take an early lead.
The Average Justin's will need to pick up quickly if they want to win this one.
Jared Goff responds and finds Davante Adams deep.
Touchdown Average Justin's!
the AVJ's Giovanni Bernard hits the ground hard for 13 points.
The Mean Machine take the field and Carson goes to work.
He finds Sammy Watkins for 8.10 points.
Golden Tate with a touchdown!
The Mean Machine take a commanding lead over the Average Justin's,
Carson Wentz going for 28.24 points.
This lead may be insurmountable for the Average Justin's.
Jim Ross
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What the hell is this?!
Look out! It's Balor!
Balor is back!
The King
What's he doing here?!
Balor fires a shot!
Jim Ross
MY GOD! MY GOD!
WENTZ IS DOWN!
WENTZ IS DOWN!
Jim Ross
MY GOD HIS BODY MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF!
Coach Jesse reads his injury updates in horror as Carson Wentz is taken out of the game.
Jared Goff
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
The game resumes and Davante Adams scores again.
The Average Justin's may just have a chance as Adams now has 20.40
Coach Jesse
Hey guys. Let's not get down on ourselves.
Carson is a big part of our team, but we're not out of this one yet.
Let's win this one for Wentz.
I'm gonna need someone to step up.
Next man up.
Who can I count on to finish this game and send us to the second round?
The Mean Machine focus on the ground game with Carson Wentz gone.
Kareem Hunt with a big run!
Touchdown Hunt!
Kareem Hunt is back with 19.80 against the Average Justin's!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Second Round:
The Mean Machine
Jim Ross
The Mean Machine have done it!
They advance to the second round.
But the big concern is how the Mean Machine will fair without their star quarterback?
Jim Ross
For the Average Justin's, a disappointing loss.
Not many gave the Average Justin's a chance in this first round and for good reason.
They suck.
Jim Ross
King, it was a lopsided first round victory for the Mean Machine.
But without Carson Wentz, the mood is dampen in the Mean Machine locker room.
The King
It certainly is. Somebody's gotta upgrade the security around here.
Balor's been doing this all season.
How did he get in?
Jim Ross
Nonetheless, the show must go on.
We take a look now at our second match of the evening.
The Flames versus the Thundering Herd.
We go back to Renee Young who is with Coach Victor.
Renee Young
Joining me at this time... the head coach of the Thundering Herd.
Coach Victor.
Coach, with the stakes on the line tonight, how do you stay poised and in control?
You've done a great job predicting Fantasy Points this season.
Do you think your prediction of Case Keenum outscoring Cam Newton will pay off?
Coach Victor
First off, fuck the client, Renee.
And fuck Yahoo.
Nobody can predict how many points players will score.
Not Yahoo, not NFL Live, not ESPN and not even your Fantasy Football magazines.
I'll tell you what we're gonna do to the Flames, Renee.
We're gonna put those mother fuckers out.
And I don't care what you have to say.
Case Keenum is my guy.
WCC Playoff Game
[4] The Thundering Herd (8-5)
vs,
[5] The Flames (7-6)
The Thundering Herd take the field as the crowd goes crazy.
On the other side, Coach Rockson has some last minute instructions for his team.
We go back to the field as Justin Roberts introduces the players.
Justin Roberts
The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd
ONE FALL!
Justin Roberts
And it is for the first round of the WCC Playoffs!
*Crowd Cheers*
Justin Roberts
Introducing first, from San Francisco, California with an undefeated FantasyMania record of 3 wins and 0 losses.
He is the 2013 WCC League Champion...
Coach Rockson and THE FLAAAAAAMES!
Justin Roberts
And his opponent, he is the 4th seed, making his 3rd FantasyMania appearance, holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 1 win and 2 losses...
From San Francisco, California.
THE THUNDERINGGGGGG
HERDDDDDDD
Drew Brees
Flames on 3!
1-2-3!
FLAMES!
The Flames strike first with Drew Brees on Thursday Night.
Case Keenum responds with Julio Jones!
Julio with 9.80 points.
The Flame's Melvin Gordon slashes up the middle.
Sweeps to the outside, touchdown Flames!
14.30 from Gordon gives the Flames a sizable lead over the Thundering Herd.
Keenum trying to answer back
He finds Doug Baldwin and Baldwin is in for the touchdown!
But The Flame's Jordan Howard explodes for 27.50.
Coach Victor is in a serious hole now.
Cam Newton
Case. Case.
Case Keenum
What? I can't hear you.
Cam Newton
I said you're a little bitch!
Case ignores Cam and finds Julio open deep!
The Thundering Herd aren't finished yet.
Baldwin with the leaping grab.
Brees drops back and fires!
He finds Devin Funchess and the Flames are gonna win this one!
Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the SECOND ROUND:
The Flames
Brees celebrates as the Flames have eliminated the Thundering Herd.
Coach Victor checks his computer to get an update on the score.
He see's that his season is over.
Another tough loss for Coach Victor who comes up short once again.
Meanwhile Coach Rockson remains undefeated at FantasyMania with a record of 4-0.
Has the former WCC League Champion reignited the magic of 4 seasons ago?
Can he keep this momentum going into the second round?
The Mean Machine move on without Carson Wentz, how will this affect the second round of FantasyMania?
The Permian Panthers and the T.C. Titans await as the stakes only get higher from here.
This has been the first round of the WCC Playoffs.
Thank you for joining us and goodnight!
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