Tuesday, November 7, 2017

WCC Week 9 Recap: Eat a W



Molly Wood
ESPN Breaking News.
Lots of headlines surrounding the XFL.
Ezekiel Elliott suspended?
Or not suspended?
Does the entire Outlaw season ride on Ezekiel Elliott's suspension status?
Coach Ken fired from the T.C. Titans?
Deshaun Watson out for the season.
What does this mean for the Thundering Herd?
Dak Prescott, TRADED to the Permian Panthers.
How do this move affect the rest of the league?


Molly Wood
Stephen A. what is your take on the firing of Coach Ken?
Is Coach Ken past his prime?
Is this the worst version of the T.C. Titans ever?

Stephen A. Smith
Molly, I absolutely think this was the right move.
The T.C. Titans needed to make a change.
And I absolutely think Coach Ken is past his prime.


Stephen A. Smith
Let me tell you why, Max Kellerman.
He couldn't get it done against the lowest scoring team on the season in Minh's Outlaws.
And right now, Minh's Outlaws are the Champs and perhaps it's because of arguably the best player in Fantasy Football right now, Ezekiel Elliott.
It's over for Coach Ken and the T.C. Titans.
I don't see how they could possibly recover from this loss.
My new pick for League Champion is the hottest team in Fantasy Football,
The Outlaws.


Molly Wood
Skip, what do you think of Dak Prescott switching jerseys and putting on the Permian Panther uniform?
Does this trade make the Permian Panthers a better team?

Skip Bayless
There is no question, this trade makes the Permian Panthers even better than they were.
The only weakness this team had was at the quarterback position, and Coach Covfefe has just secured one of the top QBs in the entire league.
If you didn't have the Panthers as the favorites to win the Championship, you definitely do now.


Max Kellerman
Skip, I'm going to have to disagree.
This trade actually WEAKENS the Permian Panthers.
Yes, it is an upgrade at the quarterback position, but I don't think by much.
Jamesis Winston was a decent starter.
But the loss of Doug Martin absolutely hurts the Panthers.
Coach Covfefe has a counter intuitive strategy to seemingly trade all his runningbacks away.
I'll give him credit, he's had some good backs this season.
Kareem Hunt, Dalvin Cook, Doug Martin, all very solid runningbacks.
Problem is, Covfefe doesn't have a single one on his team anymore.
Good runningbacks are hard to find in a 12 team league and Covfefe is trying to get rid of them.
It doesn't make sense to me.
How can a Championship team be led by Aaron Jones, Tevin Coleman and LeGarrett Blount?
Not to mention, Blout's stock just dropped with Jay Ajayi to the Eagles.
I don't understand this trade at all.
It doesn't even make sense for Joyce's Sharks.
They have no shot at FantasyMania, improving their team only hurts her draft stock for next season.
Joyce should be tanking to get a better draft pick.
I think both of these Fantasy Managers lose in this trade.


Molly Wood
Well with Coach Ken out for the T.C. Titans.
Can Coach Yoast keep the Titans in first place?



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Rookie sensation Deshaun Watson out for the season.
The Thundering Herd are now led by Cam Newton who has been up and down all season.
Will the inconsistency of Cam Newton cost the Thundering Herd a playoff spot?
All of that and more as we head into Week 9.


The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)


The Average Justin's turns to Jared Goff to replace Aaron Rodgers.


Goff finds T.Y. Hilton for nearly 60 combined points.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Average Justin's


The Average Justin's appear back on track.
They'll need to pick up a couple of wins to secure a playoff spot.
Meanwhile, the Mud Dogs fall to 10th place.
But at least he's Better than the joyce's.

The Little Giants (Sarcastaballs)
vs.
The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)



The new acquire Dak Prescott joins the Permian Panthers.
The league's points leader adds a new weapon at QB.
But can Dak keep Covfefe's hot season going?


The answer is no.
Tyreek Hill goes for 13 along with Travis Kelce.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Little Giants

This win is a huge upset for the Little Giants.
The Little Giants have picked up a little momentum with 2 straight wins, but nobody was expecting the Little Giants to upset Covfefe's Panthers.
Is Dak to blame?

The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)
vs.
The Sharks (Better than the 9ers)

 

Jameis Winston
C'mon yall!
This season ain't over.
I'm taking over. This ain't the Dak Street Boys no more.
This is WiNsync!
I want everyone to look at me.
*Winston starts eating his fingers for some reason*
What's that?
That's a W.
I wanna eat a W.
Y'all wanna eat a W?
Let's eat a W.

The rest of the Sharks are confused by Winston's pregame speech.


 

As soon as the game begins, Winston is taken down and carted off the field with a shoulder injury.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Thundering Herd

Joyce's disappointing season continues.
This loss all but guarantees she will miss FantasyMania.
The Thundering Herd climb back into 6th place.
With just 4 weeks left in the regular season, they'll look to at least maintain position.

The Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Mustangs (#7StormsComing)



During the game, AJ Green starts punching a member of the Mean Machine.
Green is tossed.


Carson Wentz MVP season continues.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mean Machine

The Mean Machine have now won 4 straight.
Are they legitimate contenders for the League Championship?

T.C. Titans (MadeWCCGreatAgain)
vs.
The Flames (Rock's Team)


Coach Yoast
Alright Leonard.
Like I said, it's been two weeks.
You're back in the starting lineup, as promised.


Leonard Fournette
Nah, Coach.
I only play for Coach Ken.
I don't play for you.


Despite missing Leonard Fournette, Todd Gurley carries the load for the T.C. Titans.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The T.C. Titans

The Titans returned back to the win column, but it was a tough game without Coach Ken.
The Flames stay in 4th place, but with the Average Justin's and Thundering Herd tailing behind, Rockson will have to finish the season strong if he wants a playoff spot.

WCC Championship Game
The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)
vs.

The Outlaws (Minh's Team)


The Coyotes have been battling all year, they have their Championship opportunity in front of them.
Russell Wilson for 25.58 points.


Alshon Jeffery goes for 20.40 points as the Coyotes crush the Outlaws.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND NEW WCC CHAMPION:
The Coyotes


How dangerous are the Coyotes?
Despite their 8th place standing, they are in the Top 4 in points on the season.
And with their Championship victory, they'll be gunning for a playoff spot.
Meanwhile, Minh's Outlaws drop out of playoff positioning.
The playoff picture becomes more clear with each passing week.
Has the trade between the Panthers and the Sharks hurt both teams?
Has The Flames cooled off?
Has The Mean Machine reached it's final form?
And how will the T.C. Titans respond with a divided locker room?
Find out of all of and more... NEXT WEEK on the WCC Network.

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