Wednesday, October 25, 2017

WCC Week 7 Recap: Ezekiel 25:17

The Little Giants (Sarcastaballs)
vs.
The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)


Russell Wilson leads the Coyotes with 26.36 points,


A strong game by Jarvis Landry gives Stealthy his second win of the season.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Coyotes


Stealthy is now 2-5 and will need to make a serious run in order to keep his season alive.
It's all uphill from here for the Coyotes.
Meanwhile, the Little Giants have lost 5 straight after a Week 1 win.
It's been a tough start for the rookie Fantasy Manager.
One of the worst rookie debuts in WCC history.
It's all but over for Sarcastaball.

The Mustangs (#7StormsComing)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)



Matt Ryan drops back and hits Amari Cooper for the touchdown!



33.00 points from Cooper is too much for the Mustangs to handle, despite a valiant effort by Derek Carr.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mud Dogs


The Baugh's nightmare season continues as he has now lost to a historically bad Mud Dogs team.
By Howard's standards, this is a decent season for him.
He has a good shot of playing in the consolation playoffs and even a outside chance at FantasyMania.
For the Baugh's Mustangs, it's pretty much over for the former FantasyMania headliner.

Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Sharks (Dak Street Boys)



The Shark's Dak Prescott explodes for 29.96 points.
The Sharks take a commanding lead with Prescott and Le'Veon Bell.



But Carson Wentz responds for the Mean Machine with 32.02 points.


But it's Crabtree with the go ahead touchdown!
The Sharks led with just seconds to go.


Inexplicably Coach D'Mario decides to put the game on the line in a game of hide and seek!
JuJu Smith-Schuster counts to 10.
Le'Veon Bell hides... but JuJu finds Bell!

Winner via Hide and Seek:
Mean Machine

After the game, Michael Crabtree is interviewed.


Reporter
Michael, after the go ahead touchdown, it appeared as if the Sharks had the game in hand.
Coach decided to put the game in the hands of Hide and Seek... and the Sharks ended up losing 109.52-109.36.
One of the closes games in WCC history.
What do you think of Coach's decision at the end of the game?

Michael Crabtree
Man, I'm just a football player.
I go out there and make plays.
Coach coaches.

Reporter
Are you frustrated coming from a Championship team last season in the T.C. Titans to the Sharks?
It appears it's a long shot at the playoffs at this point.

Michael Crabtree
Like I said, I go out there and make plays, man.
I ain't no TV guy.
I play football.
It's tough man. It's real tough.


Reporter
Lastly, what is your stance on the players united against Trump?
Will you be kneeling against the National Anthem next week?

Michael Crabtree
Man, I ain't no Martin Luther King.
I play football.
Have you ever seen the future of the XFL?

Reporter
What?

Michael Crabtree
You looking at it.
Two of the greatest receivers to ever play the game.
Myself and Taylor Gabriel.


Reporter
Coach Jesse, back to back wins for the Mean Machine.
It appears that you may be on track to return to FantasyMania.
What is different about this year's team as opposed to last year's?

Coach Jesse
Well you know, we still have a long way to go until FantasyMania.
We're looking okay right now, but we've got a lot of work to do if we're to make it back to the playoffs.
As far as your question goes, everything is different about this year's team.
Every single player is new to the team this year.


Reporter
Coach, next week's game is against the dominant Permian Panthers.
The Mean Machine come in as underdogs, but the big storyline is the return of Antonio Brown to face off against his former team.
Have you heard what Antonio Brown has said about the Mean Machine?

Coach Jesse
I haven't heard what he said, but he'll be motivated to play against us.
As will Kareem against the Permian Panthers.
We've been underdogs the last few weeks and we've managed to come out with some wins.
We'll be ready for Sunday.
As my friend would say..
A person's true character is not necessarily defined by how much they are admired, but their ability to stand up in the face of adversity.
Hustle. Loyalty and Respect.
NEVER GIVE UP.

The Outlaws (Minh's Team)
vs.
The Flames (Rockson's Team)


Kirk Cousins hands the ball off to Ezekiel Elliot.


Elliot runs through the Flame's defense rushing for 147 yards and 2 touchdowns.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Outlaws

Elliot celebrates as the Outlaws improve to 4-3.
After a rough start to the season, Minh's Outlaws have weathered the storm.
With the loss of David Johnson and Greg Olsen, Minh has managed to salvage his season.


Wait a minute! Here is Balor!


And Balor has his sights set on Ezekiel Elliot.

Balor
.... And you will know my name is ta Lord wen I lay my vengeance upon tee.


A familiar face alongside Big E. Langston run in to make the save!



Balor runs off, unable to complete his mission.

The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)
vs.
The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)



The Permian Panther's starting quarterback, Carson Palmer, goes down early.
The Panthers elect to feed Aaron Jones and the attack is super effective!


The WR tandem of Antonio Brown and Mike Evans combine for over 27 points putting the Panthers ahead of the Aaron Rodgerless Average Justin's.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Permian Panthers

The Panthers improve to 6-1, having won 5 straight and are on the heels of the first place T.C. Titans.

WCC Championship Game
The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)
vs.
The T.C. Titans (MadeWCCGreatAgain)



Leonard Fournette misses a team meeting and is subsequently benched prior to the game.

Leonard Fournette
I'm sorry, Coach.
But I wanna defend the Championship.
I want to beat the Thundering Herd.
Keep the undefeated season alive.


Coach Yoast
You abandoned your team meeting in a time of need.
Sorry won't make up for that.
You can play for us in 2 weeks.
You sit on that bench and show me you can support your teammates.
You'll start again in 2 weeks.


Jim Ross
With the Titan's star running back Leonard Fournette on the bench, can the T.C. Titans keep their streak alive against Coach Victor's Thundering Herd?


Jim Ross
Cam Newton returns to the starting role for the sidelined Deshaun Watson.
It appears someone food poisoned Deshaun's food this week and will be unable to play in this Championship game.


Deshaun watches from the sideline, rooting Cam Newton on.


Cam struggles against the Titan's defense.


Deshaun Watson can only watch as Cam Newton loses the game for the Thundering Herd, posting only 9.44 points.


Meanwhile, Todd Gurley picks up the load for the T.C. Titans scoring 21.40 points.


 Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND STILL WCC CHAMPION:
The T.C. Titans



After the game, Cam Newton is interviewed.

Reporter
Cam, Cam, Cam.
It appears that this was your last chance to retake the starting position for the Thundering Herd with Deshaun sidelined with a stomach bug.
Is it safe to say barring injury, your season is over as the Thundering Herd's starting quarterback?


Cam Newton
*Annoyed*
Next question.


Newton abruptly walks off.


Reporter
Coach Ken, you've now tied a league record with the best start in League History at 7-0 with Coach Minh.
Is it poetic that you face Minh's Outlaws next week and you have to go through the Outlaws to beat the record for best start in league history?

Coach Ken
You can view it however you want.
I have proven over the last 5 seasons that I am the Best in the League.
I already hold many League Records.
Longest winning streak in a single season.
Longest winning streak dating back to prior seasons.
Longest WCC Championship title reign.
4 straight Championship appearances.
This is just another check on my resume.
If I'm not considered TBE by now, you're just hating.
I am the greatest Champion of the modern era.
And when this season is done, I will be the greatest Champion of ANY era.
7 have tried and 7 have failed.
Minh will be no different next Sunday.


Reporter
Are you excited to renew the rivalry with Minh next week?

Coach Ken
What rivalry?
How many Championships has Minh won?

Reporter
Dating back to the WCC days.
The Underchucker's undefeated streak.
Placing you on a symbol.
Humiliating you with the Greater Power.
Does any of this ring a bell?



Jim Ross
The Best in the League taking on the Deadman for the WCC Championship!
Undefeated streak on the line!
Who will come out on top?
Find out next week only on the WCC Network!

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