The pyros explode as Michael Cole welcomes us to Preview.
[Cole]
We are live in the sold out SAP Center here in San Jose, California
and this is Wednesday Night Preview!
After last night's heroic effort by Deez Bryan, the WCC Championship is back in the WCC.
The balance of power has been restored, at least for now.
Who knows what could happen tonight on Preview.
*New Day's Music Hits*
[King]
Oh, look at this Michael!
It's The New Day!
And it certainly is a new day in the WCC.
I'm feeling the power of positivity!
I think the WCC has a chance to fend off the CHF, Michael.
[Big E]
AWWWWWW Universe, don't you dare be sour!
KEEEELLLLLLAP YA HANDS FOR THE NEW ERA IN THE WCC!
AND FEEL DA POWWWWAAAAA!
[Kingston]
Power? What power are you talking about Big E?
[Big E]
The Power of Positivity! Ah!
Cause ya see brother, the WCC has been saved.
And it is certainly a new day here at West Coast Cousins.
Come on everybody!
Say it with me!
NEW DAY ROCKS!
NEW DAY ROCKS!
NEW DAY ROCKS!
[King]
Uh oh... things are about to turn real negative in a minute.
[Big E]
AWWWW COME ON BROTHA.
What's with the look on your face?
Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
Come on! Clap your hands and feel the vibe!
[Hogan]
Brother? I hate being called brother.
I am not your brother.
I don't want nothing to do with you.
I don't want nothing to do with you.
And if you ask me, I think this ring is a bit too dark for my liking, brother.
[Kingston]
Don't be like that.
Just feel it!
Show us your moves, Hulkster.
I know you want to dance!
[Hogan]
This is ridiculous.
This is why you and your kind, will never advance in society.
Everything is a joke to you people.
Xavier Woods cuts off Hogan with his trumpet.
[Woods]
You people?
What do you mean you people?!
You know Hogan you are just being a Negative Nancy.
And nobody likes a Negative Nancy!
Hogan throws a punch and the NWO jump in.
RKO by Sandy Orton!
Oh no... SCGD is about to lose her cool!
And it's SC Lesnar!
F-5! F-5 to each member of The New Day.
*John Seana's Music Hits*
[Seana]
Enough!
I have sat back and watch the NWO terrorize the WCC for the past few weeks and I've had it up to here with the New World Order!
It's time to stand up to you guys.
The WCC is everything to me.
And if you're going to tear it apart...
Well, you've got to get through me first!
[Seana]
Hogan, you think you're some kind of ring leader?
No. The nWo is just a bunch of thugs.
Glorified bullies.
And I hate bullies.
I'll take you all on!
Santa Clara Lesnar!
Sandy Orton!
Hulk Hogan. Nash. Hall.
It doesn't matter,
because I will fight through blood, sweat and tears if it means taking down the evil that you represent.
Deez Bryan started it. But I'm gonna finish it!
So if you want some... COME GET SOME!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
[Minh Wyatt]
Oh... I've been looking for you, my friend.
I have been waiting for your arrival.
You and I have a date with destiny.
If you are who you say you are..
Then you will fulfill my prophecy.
You will complete my legacy.
[Minh Wyatt]
Are you the Legendary Fantasy Manager?
Because the way things stand now, neither one of us has lost.
Look at the standings. Oh, we will meet... soon.
[Minh Wyatt]
You want to know a secret?
Why the Fireflies flock to me.
Why the WCC Universe embraces me.
They follow me.
Not out of their own will power.
Oh no. I have something much more powerful than that.
I have The Vision.
You may be the Legend that they speak of.
But have something far greater.
The Mind Stone.
One of the four ancient artifacts.
And once I collect them all...
Hahahaaha.
Follow The Buzzards.
[Mr. McMahon]
Tsk. Tsk.
Did you not think that I would return, Pupstin?
[Mr. McMahon]
I told you I was immortal.
[Pupstin]
I-I... I watched you die.
[Mr. McMahon]
Oh, there are many forms of immortality.
[Pupstin]
You are The Promoter.
Hogan is your child.
Your heir.
[Mr. McMahon]
And here to ensure that the New World Order restores balance to civilization.
[Pupstin]
No..
[Mr. McMahon]
You, yourself have played Fantasy Football in this league for years.
With all your Fantasy players and beatdowns of the week..
And the only victory you could achieve was based on a timeline merge.
Now you understand, West Coast Cousins is beyond saving.
And must be allowed to die...
[Pupstin]
NOOO!!!!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Wednesday Night Preview returns with Lufa's theme music.
[Crowd]
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
[Deez Bryan]
San Jose, California..
I just want to let everyone know..
That I have waited a long, long time to come before you tonight as WCC Champion.
I spent years and years training for this moment.
For the outside world, it felt like a few weeks.
But I was gone for years.
It's hard to explain, but I trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with Nick Foley.
And I have learned the true powers of a Super Saiyan Fantasy Manager.
Once in a thousand years, a Fantasy Manager becomes so strong, they reach a new level of consciousness.
A power level so strong, that it leads to a 4-0 start to the season.
I am that Fantasy Manager.
*Crowd Cheers*
[Deez Bryan]
I promise you, this is just the beginning.
As long as I am around, the New World Order has no chance.
And I--
*The Authority's Music Hits*
The Authority make their way down to the ring.
[Single H]
You know, Deez.
I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude.
You beat the NWO.
You brought the WCC Championship back home.
And I appreciate that.
I'm sure the WCC Universe appreciates that.
And now that you have done it, I am prepared to lift that burden off your shoulders.
[Single H]
Your job is done, Deez Bryan.
You did it.
Now, if you could hand over the WCC Championship to me, I can keep it safe.
*Crowd Boos*
[Single H]
I mean, let's be quite honest here.
Nobody expects you to actually hold off the New World Order for long.
Sooner or later, they're gonna get their hands on you.
And when they do, well, let's just say, I don't like your chances.
So give it to me and let me take care of this.
I've brought The Shield in to protect the WCC Championship.
Come on, hand it over.
[Deez Bryan]
No.
[Single H]
Excuse me?
Are you defying an order?
The WCC Championship is not safe in your hands, Deez Bryan.
I mean, let's face it.
Do we really expect you to be the Guardian of the WCC Universe?
You're a good Fantasy Manager, Bryan.
But I wouldn't call you the guy.
You're more like a B+ Superstar.
And under any other circumstances, I would be happy to let you carry the title.
But right now, we need a Superstar worthy of holding the Championship.
I hope you can understand.
It's simply what is best for business.
[Deez Bryan]
If you want the title, Single H.
Tell your boy Tai Rollins to cash in his briefcase and take it from me.
Because until then, I am not going anywhere.
I do not trust anyone else in the league to protect this from the NWO.
So you're just--
From behind, Vic Ambrose with a vicious attack on Deez Bryan!
Here comes the rest of The Shield.
[Cole]
It's 3 on 1!
Can the Super Saiyan Fantasy Manager hold off 3 other Superstars?
Single H plants a Family Tree on Deez Bryan.
[Single H]
Fine.
Then I guess it's gonna be the hard way.
There is no such thing as a Super Saiyan Fantasy Manager.
And if you are as good as you think you are..
Then you should have no problem facing Vic Ambrose and the rest of The Shield in a 3 on 1 handicap match for the WCC Championship!
*Crowd Boos*
Stephaneah McMahon mocks Deez Bryan with her own Yes Chant.
[Cole]
Deez Bryan is down for the count for the first time all season.
Is he truly a Super Saiyan?
How will he fair against all 3 members of The Shield?
John Seana takes on the NWO.
All of that and more this Sunday at Starrcade!
Exclusively on the WCC Network!
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Thank you and goodnight!
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