Tuesday, October 31, 2017

WCC Week 8 Recap: Remember the Outlaws


President Trump
Tommy, I'm afraid the hit on Ezekiel Elliott failed last week.
Balor is on the run.
But have no fear, I have a plan to take Ezekiel out this week.
An executive order to suspend that son of a bitch!


Tom Brady
You know, Donald.
I have a better idea.
Hold off on that suspension.
I hear that if we lose one game, we're going to fire Coach Ken.
And quite frankly, I'm sick of being coached by a minority.
Let Ezekiel play.

President Trump
You got it, Tom.

The Little Giants (Sarcastaball)
vs.
The Sharks (Dak Street Boys)


Josh McCown leads the Little Giants as Marcus Mariota sits for the week.


Kelce for 19.30 points burying Joyce's Sharks.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: 
The Little Giants



The last place Little Giants pick up their second win of the season.
Joyce's Sharks have now lost 5 straight, the longest active losing streak in the league.
Joyce has fallen on hard times and it may be time to replace Coach Del Rio.

The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)
vs.
The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)



The Coyote's Russell Wilson takes on the rookie sensation, Deshaun Watson.


Watson overcomes the stomach flu that forced him to miss last week.
Can Watson salvage the season after Cam Newton nearly ruined it?


Monster game from both Wilson and Watson, but the Coyotes are too much going for 150.88 points.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Coyotes

The loss knocks The Thundering Herd out of the Top 6 with just 5 weeks to go.
Coach Victor will have to turn it around fast.
Meanwhile, Stealthy continues his climb back up the rankings.
True to Stealthy fashion, Stealthy is Top 4 in points on the season, but his record keeps him out of the Top 6... for now.

The Mustang (#7StormsComing)
vs.
The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)



The Mustang's have been widely considered one of the worst teams in the league thus far.
Derek Carr looks to at least end the season in the Consolation Bracket.


Behind Alvin Kamara's 13.60 points, the Mustangs narrowly edge the Average Justin's.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: The Mustangs



The Baugh
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what we need to do.
That's what being a Mustang is all about.
Never give up.
Never count yourself out!
When you're down... pick yourself back up!
We've still go a shot at FantasyMania.
Don't give up on me yet.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLL

The Flames (Rock's Team)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)



Rockson's Flames pick up the win against Howard's Mud Dogs, keeping the Former League Champion in the Top 4.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points: The Flames

A somewhat successful season for The Mud Dogs so far, at least by Howard's standards.
Can The Mud Dogs maintain their pace and stay in the consolation?
Or can Howard shock the world and make it to FantasyMania?

The Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)



Kareem Hunt takes on his former team.
Antonio Brown returns against the Mean Machine.
The Battle between who won the trade?



Hunt and Brown perform very meagerly against their former teams.
But it's The Mean Machine's other stars that steal the show.



Juju Smith Schuster with 25.30 points.


Jerick McKinnon goes for 20.20.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mean Machine



The Mean Machine shock the Permian Panthers, giving them only their second loss of the season.
Is it time to take the Mean Machine seriously?
Has Coach Jesse returned to glory as his team places itself in good position for FantasyMania?
The Mean Machine enter the Top 3 and the 800 club.

WCC Championship Match
The Outlaws (Minh's Team)
vs.
The T.C. Titans



Justin Roberts
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL...
AND IT IS FOR THE WCC CHAMPIONSHIP!
INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER...
THE OUTLAWWWWWWSSSSS

The King
Oh boy... JR, I'm telling you.
Don't overlook Minh's Outlaws.
They may be dead last in total points on the season, but they are a dangerous team.
This very well could be a trap game for the T.C. Titans.

Jim Ross
And not to mention King, they'll be looking to end Coach Ken's 7-0 streak.
Coach Ken needs one more victory to be the sole record holder of best start in League History.



The Outlaws start off and they look to be in serious business.
Ezekiel Elliott busts off a huge run against the tough T.C. defense.


It's half-time and the Outlaws are ahead on the score board.
Coach Ken will have to make some adjustments.


Coach Ken
Alright. Alright.
You boys are doing all that you can.
Everybody can see that.


Coach Ken
Win or lose.
I want you all to walk away with your heads held high.
Do your best.
That's all anybody can ask for.


Avon Barksdale
No it ain't, Coach.
With all due respect.
You demanded more of us.
You demanded perfection.


Avon Barksdale
Now, I ain't saying I'm perfect.
Cause I'm not.
And I ain't ever gonna be.
None of us are.
But we have won every single game we have played, 'til now.
So this team is perfect.
We stepped out on that field that way tonight.
And if it's all the same to you, Coach.
That's how we wanna leave it.



Coach Ken
ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP!
THIS IS OUR TIME NOW.
THE SECOND HALF IS OUR TIME.
We're gonna make some changes on defense.
We're gonna put Brady, Jackson, Diggs, Richard and Graham.
You're gonna play both ways the rest of the game.
I don't want Ezekiel to get across that line of scrimmage.
Let's go!
Our time...
Our time....


The Outlaw's Isiah Crowell stiff arms Desean Jackson to the ground.
Coach Ken has made a crucial mistake.
His offensive players have no experience playing both ways and their defense plays worse, not better.


Ezekiel Elliott leaps over Jimmy Graham.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND NEW WCC CHAMPION:
THE OUTLAWS

The T.C. Titans put on a strong effort without Todd Gurley and Leonard Fournette but lose their first game of the season 94.92-91.42.



Coach Minh
What did I tell you guys?
Outlaws are the NEW Champs.
This my star running back Ezekiel Elliott.
We bringing David Johnson back and we're winning the League Championship.
You just watch.



BREAKING NEWS

Jim Ross
Ezekiel Elliott has been suspended by President Trump.
A Executive Order to suspend quote/unquote "That Son of a Bitch."
It appears the Outlaws will be without their star running back for the remainder of the regular season.
How will the Outlaws defend their new Championship without their star Running Back?
But more importantly, what does this mean for the Outlaw's playoff chances?


Paul Heyman
Coach. I warned you this might happen...
I'm afraid they're going to fire you...


Wednesday, October 25, 2017

WCC Week 7 Recap: Ezekiel 25:17

The Little Giants (Sarcastaballs)
vs.
The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)


Russell Wilson leads the Coyotes with 26.36 points,


A strong game by Jarvis Landry gives Stealthy his second win of the season.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Coyotes


Stealthy is now 2-5 and will need to make a serious run in order to keep his season alive.
It's all uphill from here for the Coyotes.
Meanwhile, the Little Giants have lost 5 straight after a Week 1 win.
It's been a tough start for the rookie Fantasy Manager.
One of the worst rookie debuts in WCC history.
It's all but over for Sarcastaball.

The Mustangs (#7StormsComing)
vs.
The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)



Matt Ryan drops back and hits Amari Cooper for the touchdown!



33.00 points from Cooper is too much for the Mustangs to handle, despite a valiant effort by Derek Carr.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mud Dogs


The Baugh's nightmare season continues as he has now lost to a historically bad Mud Dogs team.
By Howard's standards, this is a decent season for him.
He has a good shot of playing in the consolation playoffs and even a outside chance at FantasyMania.
For the Baugh's Mustangs, it's pretty much over for the former FantasyMania headliner.

Mean Machine (Mean Machine)
vs.
The Sharks (Dak Street Boys)



The Shark's Dak Prescott explodes for 29.96 points.
The Sharks take a commanding lead with Prescott and Le'Veon Bell.



But Carson Wentz responds for the Mean Machine with 32.02 points.


But it's Crabtree with the go ahead touchdown!
The Sharks led with just seconds to go.


Inexplicably Coach D'Mario decides to put the game on the line in a game of hide and seek!
JuJu Smith-Schuster counts to 10.
Le'Veon Bell hides... but JuJu finds Bell!

Winner via Hide and Seek:
Mean Machine

After the game, Michael Crabtree is interviewed.


Reporter
Michael, after the go ahead touchdown, it appeared as if the Sharks had the game in hand.
Coach decided to put the game in the hands of Hide and Seek... and the Sharks ended up losing 109.52-109.36.
One of the closes games in WCC history.
What do you think of Coach's decision at the end of the game?

Michael Crabtree
Man, I'm just a football player.
I go out there and make plays.
Coach coaches.

Reporter
Are you frustrated coming from a Championship team last season in the T.C. Titans to the Sharks?
It appears it's a long shot at the playoffs at this point.

Michael Crabtree
Like I said, I go out there and make plays, man.
I ain't no TV guy.
I play football.
It's tough man. It's real tough.


Reporter
Lastly, what is your stance on the players united against Trump?
Will you be kneeling against the National Anthem next week?

Michael Crabtree
Man, I ain't no Martin Luther King.
I play football.
Have you ever seen the future of the XFL?

Reporter
What?

Michael Crabtree
You looking at it.
Two of the greatest receivers to ever play the game.
Myself and Taylor Gabriel.


Reporter
Coach Jesse, back to back wins for the Mean Machine.
It appears that you may be on track to return to FantasyMania.
What is different about this year's team as opposed to last year's?

Coach Jesse
Well you know, we still have a long way to go until FantasyMania.
We're looking okay right now, but we've got a lot of work to do if we're to make it back to the playoffs.
As far as your question goes, everything is different about this year's team.
Every single player is new to the team this year.


Reporter
Coach, next week's game is against the dominant Permian Panthers.
The Mean Machine come in as underdogs, but the big storyline is the return of Antonio Brown to face off against his former team.
Have you heard what Antonio Brown has said about the Mean Machine?

Coach Jesse
I haven't heard what he said, but he'll be motivated to play against us.
As will Kareem against the Permian Panthers.
We've been underdogs the last few weeks and we've managed to come out with some wins.
We'll be ready for Sunday.
As my friend would say..
A person's true character is not necessarily defined by how much they are admired, but their ability to stand up in the face of adversity.
Hustle. Loyalty and Respect.
NEVER GIVE UP.

The Outlaws (Minh's Team)
vs.
The Flames (Rockson's Team)


Kirk Cousins hands the ball off to Ezekiel Elliot.


Elliot runs through the Flame's defense rushing for 147 yards and 2 touchdowns.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Outlaws

Elliot celebrates as the Outlaws improve to 4-3.
After a rough start to the season, Minh's Outlaws have weathered the storm.
With the loss of David Johnson and Greg Olsen, Minh has managed to salvage his season.


Wait a minute! Here is Balor!


And Balor has his sights set on Ezekiel Elliot.

Balor
.... And you will know my name is ta Lord wen I lay my vengeance upon tee.


A familiar face alongside Big E. Langston run in to make the save!



Balor runs off, unable to complete his mission.

The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)
vs.
The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)



The Permian Panther's starting quarterback, Carson Palmer, goes down early.
The Panthers elect to feed Aaron Jones and the attack is super effective!


The WR tandem of Antonio Brown and Mike Evans combine for over 27 points putting the Panthers ahead of the Aaron Rodgerless Average Justin's.


Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Permian Panthers

The Panthers improve to 6-1, having won 5 straight and are on the heels of the first place T.C. Titans.

WCC Championship Game
The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)
vs.
The T.C. Titans (MadeWCCGreatAgain)



Leonard Fournette misses a team meeting and is subsequently benched prior to the game.

Leonard Fournette
I'm sorry, Coach.
But I wanna defend the Championship.
I want to beat the Thundering Herd.
Keep the undefeated season alive.


Coach Yoast
You abandoned your team meeting in a time of need.
Sorry won't make up for that.
You can play for us in 2 weeks.
You sit on that bench and show me you can support your teammates.
You'll start again in 2 weeks.


Jim Ross
With the Titan's star running back Leonard Fournette on the bench, can the T.C. Titans keep their streak alive against Coach Victor's Thundering Herd?


Jim Ross
Cam Newton returns to the starting role for the sidelined Deshaun Watson.
It appears someone food poisoned Deshaun's food this week and will be unable to play in this Championship game.


Deshaun watches from the sideline, rooting Cam Newton on.


Cam struggles against the Titan's defense.


Deshaun Watson can only watch as Cam Newton loses the game for the Thundering Herd, posting only 9.44 points.


Meanwhile, Todd Gurley picks up the load for the T.C. Titans scoring 21.40 points.


 Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND STILL WCC CHAMPION:
The T.C. Titans



After the game, Cam Newton is interviewed.

Reporter
Cam, Cam, Cam.
It appears that this was your last chance to retake the starting position for the Thundering Herd with Deshaun sidelined with a stomach bug.
Is it safe to say barring injury, your season is over as the Thundering Herd's starting quarterback?


Cam Newton
*Annoyed*
Next question.


Newton abruptly walks off.


Reporter
Coach Ken, you've now tied a league record with the best start in League History at 7-0 with Coach Minh.
Is it poetic that you face Minh's Outlaws next week and you have to go through the Outlaws to beat the record for best start in league history?

Coach Ken
You can view it however you want.
I have proven over the last 5 seasons that I am the Best in the League.
I already hold many League Records.
Longest winning streak in a single season.
Longest winning streak dating back to prior seasons.
Longest WCC Championship title reign.
4 straight Championship appearances.
This is just another check on my resume.
If I'm not considered TBE by now, you're just hating.
I am the greatest Champion of the modern era.
And when this season is done, I will be the greatest Champion of ANY era.
7 have tried and 7 have failed.
Minh will be no different next Sunday.


Reporter
Are you excited to renew the rivalry with Minh next week?

Coach Ken
What rivalry?
How many Championships has Minh won?

Reporter
Dating back to the WCC days.
The Underchucker's undefeated streak.
Placing you on a symbol.
Humiliating you with the Greater Power.
Does any of this ring a bell?



Jim Ross
The Best in the League taking on the Deadman for the WCC Championship!
Undefeated streak on the line!
Who will come out on top?
Find out next week only on the WCC Network!