[Chris Waiting]
I really hate to do this.
But the writers have left me no choice.
But what I have in my hands is a contract.
That contract states that I would see an increase in storylines this season.
It says that I would be given strong feuds and main event matches.
But for weeks, I have been disrespected over and over again.
Where is my storyline?
Where is my opponent?
[Chris Waiting]
I was scheduled to face John Seana this week..
But seeing as he is out indefinitely, I have a question for the writers.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY OPPONENT?
How am I supposed to prove that I deserve to be in the main event,
that I am among the league's elite point scorers, if you won't even give me a chance to prove myself.
Hello? Is anyone back there?
Does anyone dare have the courage to face me in this squared circle?
Anybody at all..
*Kurt Crabble's Music Hits*
The crowd is on their feet as Kurt Crabble makes his return to the WCC!
Singles Match
Chris Waiting vs. Kurt Crabble
Crabble immediately hits the German Suplex and Waiting is down for the count!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall: Kurt Crabble
With that loss, Chris Waiting once again finds himself in a tough spot with just a few weeks left in the regular season.
Despite being second in points scored, Waiting could miss the playoffs in back to back seasons.
Backstage Segment
Chief Operating Officer Single H runs in to the NWO.
[Single H]
You know, what you guys did to Shane.
I don't actually mind that. He was never cut to run a league.
Don't get me wrong, that guy was family.
Him and Vince.
But Shane was not fit for our industry.
If you didn't take care of him, I would've.
But now, you're talking about eliminating Wrestling Storylines completely?
Now that's where you're crossing the line.
Minh's got the Power Stone and the Mind Stone.
And Hogan? He's got the Reality Stone and the Space Stone.
Do you realize what would happen if you combined all four of those Infinity Stones?
You could create a catastrophic paradox that could disrupt the entire Space-Time continuum.
Potentially destroying the entire WCC Universe.
[Rock Michaels]
Oh, we know boss man.
That's kind of the point.
[Single H]
I won't let you do it.
What will all 2 of our readers look forward to each and every single week?
We're the longest running episodic blogsite in internet history.
Killing the WCC Universe will completely shut down the WCC Network.
There's no way I'm letting you kill the WCC.
Over my dead body.
[Kevin Nash]
We'd be happy to keep you on schedule, Chief.
Back at ringside, Santa Clara Lesnar makes her way down to the ring.
[Bischoff]
It's been a rough couple of weeks for SC Lesnar
Back to back losses and she looks pissed, Bobby.
[Heenan]
I certainly wouldn't want to be standing opposite that ring with SC Lesnar, that's for sure.
[Heyman]
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the Beast Incarnate,
SANTA CLARA... LESSSSSSSNAR!
*Crowd Boos*
[Heyman]
My client, my beast, is out here tonight because she is ANGRY.
She is so angry, that since her loss last week, she hasn't reverted back to her alter ego, Sandy Orton.
No, no. Sandy Orton is not here.
SC Lesnar, however, has been destroying everything in her path since last Sunday.
And you want to know why?
Because Toman Reigns is the luckiest Fantasy Manager in the world.
We see you Ranked #1 according to Yahoo Sports, but we don't believe Yahoo Sports.
There should be only one Superstar in the conversation for #1 Ranked Fantasy Manager and that Fantasy Manager is THE BEAST.. Santa Clara Lesnar.
What happened last week was a fluke.
A pure act of God.
Toman Reigns, you cannot beat my client again.
You fear Santa Clara Lesnar.
And so we are out here tonight to issue a challenge.
If you can beat my client again, then I will humbly accept the fact that you are the #1 Ranked Superstar.
But I warn you, Toman Reigns.
I don't think that lightening can strike twice.
So how about it?
Do you accept?
GONG
A bolt of lightening strikes the ring and the lights return.
[Bischoff]
Oh my God!
It's the Underchucker!
Singles Match
The Underchucker vs. SC Lesnar
SC Lesnar is in shock!
Tombstone! 1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall: The Underchucker
SCGD has dropped 3 straight games and is on the outside looking in.
Did Underchucker just put the nail in the coffin for SCGD's playoff hopes?
CHF Championship Match
CM PUP vs. Tai Rollins (C)
GTS by PUP!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW CHF Champion: CM PUP
[Bischoff]
Son of a bitch!
That little punk has out title, Bobby!
[Heenan]
Damnit. He's back in the playoff chase as he's in 6th place now.
Can PUP keep his title defense alive?
We're going to find out in the next couple of weeks, Bischoff.
Singles Match
Toman Reigns vs. Vane
Body slam!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall: Toman Reigns
The hottest Fantasy Manager in the league does it again!
Winning 7 straight and clinching a FantasyMania spot.
Is this the year Toman Reigns finally makes it over the mountain?
Can Toman Reigns become the next WCC League Champion?
WCC Championship Match
Sting & Deez Bryan vs. Dolph Riggler & The NWO
Sting and Hogan face off.
The two Superstars play a game of Mercy.
Bryan and Riggler exchanging blows.
And now they're head butting one another!
Riggler with the impressively unnecessary handstand while putting Bryan in a headlock.
But the Super Saiyan Manager escapes and goes flying into Riggler!
Deez Bryan shows off his superior speed and quickness as he takes down Riggler.
But a counter by Riggler!
Reversal and Deez Bryan is hurt!
Hogan has Sting right where he wants him.
Sweet Chin Music by Rock Riggler!
1-2... and a kickout!
But Sting and Bryan are in trouble.
*Robocop's Music Hits*
[Heenan]
Wait a minute!
What the hell is this?!
My God, that's Robocop, Bischoff!
[Bischoff]
What is he doing here?!
Shouldn't he be filming Robocop Five?
Robocop evens the odds and frees Sting.
[Sting]
Thanks Robocop!
[Robocop]
My name is Murphy.
Sting grabs a baseball bat and starts taking out members of the NWO!
Deez Bryan and kicking combination and Riggler is down!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Champion: Deez Bryan
He's done it! Deez Bryan is Champion once again!
Deez Bryan has re-captured the WCC Championship with a 7-3 record on the season!
The crowd is going nuts!
The Legendary Super Saiyan is back!
[Crowd]
YES! YES! YES! YES!
Wait a minute! What the hell!
Minh Wyatt from out of nowhere!
The crowd boos as Minh Wyatt poses over Deez Bryan's body.
*Tai Rollin's Music Hits*
[Bischoff]
My God! There's Tai Rollins!
And he's got the Money in the Bank Briefcase in hand!
Tai Rollins cashes in his title shot!
Curb Stomp! 1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCC Champion: Tai Rollins
Tai Rollins has stolen the WCC Championship from Deez Bryan!
Deez Bryan can't believe it.
Single H and Tai Rollins celebrates as the show goes off the air.
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