[Bischoff]
We are live on Thunder, ladies and gentleman.
And this is the scene, it appears that John Seana has been attacked by unknown assailants.
We see him grabbing that knee, Bobby.
[Heenan]
It certainly doesn't look good for Seana, Eric.
WCC Doctors check on Seana.
[Doctor Amann]
Well, it appears you have an undiagnosed Staph Infection that you've been playing with all season long.
It's a good thing I found it now, otherwise you could've died if you kept playing with it.
Along with that, you have a torn MCL in your left knee as well as a torn ACL in your right knee.
Elsewhere, you have a lacerated kidney.
John, I'm sorry but your season is all but over.
[Bischoff]
Who attacked Seana?
We'll find out tonight on Thunder.
[Shane McMahon]
How the hell did you let Vic Ambrose win the CHF Championship?
Tai Rollins is your man.
This is your responsibility, Single H.
Now you have the Cameron House Fantasy Football League looking stupid!
Where the hell is Hogan?
[Hulk Hogan]
Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear.
[Shane McMahon]
What the hell is going on?
What was that all about last night?
I gave you an assignment.
End the West Coast Cousins.
And now, you're talking about Infinity Stones?
That, you're bored?
Can you not handle the task that was given to you?
[Hulk Hogan]
Our plan is proceeding as expected.
[Shane McMahon]
Oh, really?
Do I look like I'm running West Coast Cousins right now?
CM PUP. Toman Reigns. Vic Ambrose.
They're still around, my friend.
How exactly do you plan on defeating the WCC?
[Hulk Hogan]
Leave us.
[Shane McMahon]
No, stay here. I'm in charge..
[Hulk Hogan]
Do you feel in charge?
[Shane McMahon]
I've paid you a small fortune.
[Hulk Hogan]
And this gives you power over me?
[Shane McMahon]
What is this?
What are you?
[Hulk Hogan]
I'm the WCC's reckoning.
Here to end the wrestling storylines you've all been written on.
[Shane McMahon]
You're... pure evil.
[Hulk Hogan]
I'm necessary evil.
Now, you will sign over the league to me.
And I will put an end to both the CHF and the WCC.
[Shane McMahon]
I'm not signing that.
What are you gonna do?
Throw me off the roof?
[Hulk Hogan]
No, I don't want to.
[Bischoff]
Oh my God!
The New World Order!
They've just sent Shane McMahon flying off the roof!
The owner of the Cameron House Fantasy League!
*Commercial*
*Commercial*
Rock Michael's Music Hits as we return to Thunder.
[Heenan]
Look at this Bischoff!
It's the Rock Breaking Kid!
Rock Michaels in NWO black and white.
This is amazing.
[Rock Michaels]
Ohhh yeah!
I look good in black and white, don't I?
You see Dallas, there I was sitting at home in San Antonio, when my phone rings.
And guess who's on the other line?
My good buddy, Kevin Nash.
And he says, Rock..
We need you.
The New World Order has a open spot for you.
And how could I say no?
So here I am, back in the storylines.
And don't get me wrong, Dolph Riggler, he's a good kid.
But when it comes to main event caliber Superstars, look no further than the Show Stopper!
Rock Michaels!
And now that Riggler is out of the picture,
the WCC Championship back in the hands of the New World Order.
So allow me to introduce to you..
the New WCC World Champion!
The Immortal, Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan makes his way out carrying the WCC Championship as the Dallas crowd boos.
[Hulk Hogan]
There's a lot of confusion..
Confusion on where Hulk Hogan and the New World Order stand
in this war between CHF and WCC.
So let me make this perfectly clear, maniacs.
I stand on no sides.
I stand on the side of ending Wrestling Storylines.
Both CHF and WCC, they will cease to exist by the end of this season, brother.
You wanna know who took out John Seana earlier tonight?
I'm responsible.
The New World Order is responsible for ending John Seana's season.
And since he is head of the creative department in the WCC..
Well, my friends, we are one step closer to putting an end to storylines.
Shane McMahon? Leader of the CHF?
Say goodbye.
Two McMahons in one season.
Haha!
And now who's left? The Authority?
Well, I got a little gift for you, Authority.
[Hulk Hogan]
What I've got right here..
Is the last of the Infinity Stones!
The Reality Stone.
And the Reality is, brother.
This is the final season of Wrestling Storylines.
[Rock Michaels]
You see, Dallas.
These Infinity Stones are active.
And once all four of them are combined..
Well... it's Game Over.
So tell me, Cobra T.
Who is the one man that can disarm the Infinity Stones?
[Cobra T]
Only me.
[Rock Michaels]
Only you..
And Michaels knocks Cobra T's head off with a Superkick!
The Dallas Crowd gasps in shock.
The crowd begins to throw trash at the NWO.
[Hulk Hogan]
As far as I'm concerned.
All of this crap in this ring, represents all these fans out here!
For 8 years, I read these storylines.
I read the 3peat Reign of Single H.
The rise of Sandy Orton.
The run of Dolph Riggler.
And finally, the era of Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
And not once, was I ever mentioned.
And the reception I got this season..
You fans can stick it!
*Crowd Boos*
Sting drops from the rafters as the crowd goes nuts.
[Heenan]
Take a look at this Bischoff!
It's the Icon!
Sting!
[Sting]
If what you say is true..
That you're in possession of the Infinity Stone...
Then your best course of action is to hand it over.
Otherwise, I'm going to take it from you.
[Hall]
Oooooh... real scary, bro.
Just you? Against the entire NWO?
[Sting]
No. Not just me.
*Deez Bryan's Music Hits*
[Deez Bryan]
Hand over the Infinity Stones, Hulkster.
Or prepare for trouble...
[Hulk Hogan]
Are you threatening me?
It sounds like you want a fight.. Deez Bryan.
Well, you're gonna get a fight..
But not tonight.
The NWO back out of the ring as the crowd boos.
[Bischoff]
Well it looks like it's going to be Rock Michaels and the NWO versus Deez Bryan and Sting this Sunday at New World Order, Bobby.
But with Deez Bryan and Sting vastly outnumbered, you have to wonder,
will anyone come to the aid of Deez Bryan and Sting?
Or will the NWO continue to have a strangle hold on the Infinity Stones?
Find out this Sunday only on Pay Per View!
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