Sunday, August 11, 2019

2018 WCC Season Recap: The Waiver Wire


Last Season on the West Coast Cousins


D'justin Barksdale
You see this?
This the King.


Det. Tai
Jesse Barksdale and Kenneth Bell run everything south of San Francisco.


D'justin Barksdale
And this... is the go get shit done piece.


Det. Tai
They're the main targets.
And I don't want them, or any of the San Francisco cousins,
winning the WCC League Championship.


Det. Tai
Your boy, Erik Stevens.
Found dead in the projects.
That's how y'all do your own people, huh?


D'justin Barksdale
Where's Stevens?
Where the fuck is Stevens, String?


Kenneth Bell
D'justin, shut your mouth.


Victor Oumar
This here?
This is it.
We dominated the regular season, but this is the job.
We win this game, we win the WCC League Championship.
Then we walk away from this here game, you feel me?
Retire from the WCC on top of the world.


Police Officer
Victor Oumar, you're under arrest for murder mother fucker.


Victor Oumar
Who I kill?


Marlo Stealthy
For a man who keeps his ear to the ground, you ain't do much keeping your ear to the ground.
Word is Oumar was looking to hit your last shipment.
Now, he's going away for murder.

Prop Vinny
Why do I feel like this favor comes with strings attached?


Marlo Stealthy
Cause it do.
I want in.
I want a head seat at the table.
The co-ownership of the Co-Op.
And I want the playoffs.


The Baugh
As of this moment, I will now be taking over the SCGD unit.
This investigation just became a whole lot bigger than a couple of drug dealers.




Det. Joyce
Wait, what's that?
Two males. Black hoodies.
713! 713!


Det. Tai
Gunshots!
Officer down.
I repeat, officer down!



Rocksonberg
Saul!
Listen to me.
I need the number, I need to disappear.


Ed
Mr. Lambert, welcome to New Hampshire.


Lt. Kevin
Jesse Barksdale, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say can and will be used against you.


Det. Tai
Catch you later.


D'justin Barksdale
I'm family, right?
What about me for once?
How is he gonna make all that shit in the trunk disappear?
Ma, they giving me a chance to walk away from all of this and start over.


Brianna Barksdale
And what are you giving them?
How are you gonna start over without your peoples?
If you ain't got family, then what the hell you got?


Kenneth Bell
I need to put out a hit.
But I can't go through my people.
And it gotta look like an accident.

Oakland Drug Dealer
No mistakes.




Kenneth Bell
And what are the people in the inside saying?


Jesse Barksdale
....
Just tied a rope around a knob and just sat his ass down.


Kenneth Bell
Well we did his homegoing right.
Everyone was there, wish you could've been there man.
This ain't on you.
Too Sweet.

Jesse Barksdale
For life.


The Baugh
This is where the WCC Championship belongs.
This is where it deserves to be.
And there is nobody that The Baugh trusts more than the 2018 WCC League Champion to protect this title at all costs.
If there is anyone that can keep this title out of the wrong hands, it's this year's League Champion.


The Baugh
So The Baugh is officially throwing his name into the hat and will be competing
 in this year's FantasyMania to earn the right to be called...
WCC League Champion!



The King
The most electrifying move in Fantasy Sports today!
The People's Elbow!


Michael Cole
The Baugh has won his first WCC League Championship title!


AJ Lee
Do you believe in ghosts?



Det. Tai
I'm sorry Joyce.
I'm afraid this was all my fault.


Det. Joyce
This ain't your fault, Tai.
The SCGD unit was created to stop the SF cousins from winning it all.
And it nearly worked.
So next season, we come back stronger.
And we do it right.
We beat all the SF cousins.
Barksdale, Bell, Oumar, Vinny, Marlo.
And The Baugh.
We beat them all.


Thursday, June 27, 2019

Kevin Feige Presents Season 11: The Waiver Wire Official Trailer


Kevin Feige
Welcome everybody, and thank you for joining me for this Phase 3 announcement 
here in the West Coast Cousins.
Tonight, we are going to address the state of the WCC Universe.
And we will take a special look at the upcoming season
 of the West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football Storylines.
Season 11 - The Waiver Wire.

*Crowd Cheers*


Kevin Feige
But first, let's talk about this August 2020 date.
And we're going to talk about this notion that we've always had a plan.
We have always had a plan since the moment you heard the bell ring from the Anonymous Commissioner of West Coast Cousins and saw Michael Cole pick up a microphone.


Kevin Feige
For 10 seasons, we've put together storylines that correlate to the Fantasy Football played here in the WCC and while many don't bother to read them, 
all two readers will be on the edge of their seats come August 2020.
Because August 2020 is the culmination of everything that has come before.
It's always been teased that the big bad of the WCC Universe,
 President Donald J. Trump, would become the center of our storyline.
And no doubt, his influence has been felt throughout the years 
having impacted the story in major ways already.
But come August 2020, his presence will truly be felt as we present the beginning of the end.
For the first time ever, we would like to announce
West Coast Cousins: Fantasy War coming August 2020.
Which will lead us directly to the final season of WCC storylines.
West Coast Cousins: Endgame coming August 2021.


Kevin Feige
We have always known that the end was near.
By 2021, the West Coast Cousins will conclude their storylines indefinitely,
 and likely once and for all.
Every story has a beginning, middle and end.
And based on the work done by our 1 staff member, we are nearing that conclusion.
With only 3 more seasons of storylines left, we feel it is time to put a close to this journey.
We think the fans deserve it.
And unlike Game of Thrones, we plan to deliver a proper ending to you in 2021.
No rushed storylines, no shortened seasons.
And no nonsensical heel turns in the penultimate episode of the series.
We are going to close this storyline out the right way.
And our 1 staff member writing the entire story is working around the clock to do just that. 
So with that said, the question remains, what is happening in 2019?


Kevin Feige
Well throughout the years, we've done many different things to reinvent WCC storylines.
Bringing in new characters, changing eras, introducing new universes, 
WCC Sports Movie Universe, FXT, Game of Fantasies.
But personally, I feel no storyline has been more innovative, bold, diverse, brave
and trail blazing than that of The Waiver Wire.


Kevin Feige
We knew that when we introduced the Waiver Wire that we would be taking a huge risk.
With a nearly all black cast, tackling the topic of race, inequality and socioeconomic status.
It was our most ambitious storyline to date and we felt the story could not be told in one season.
Rushing the Waiver Wire story would be a disservice to the fans,
and this universe definitely needs to be revisited.
So today, I am here to premiere for the very first time, the second season of the Waiver Wire.
And the 11th year of the West Coast Cousins:
The Waiver Wire Part II.
Let's take a look.

*Crowd Cheers*



West Coast Cousins Season 11:
The Waiver Wire









Crowd
BAUGHY! BAUGHY!
BAUGHY!


Bell Rings

Michael Cole
After 10 long years, The Baugh has done it!


Coach Rockson
Let me give you a piece of advice.
Winning the WCC Championship ain't the hard part.
Defending it?
Well...
That's a whole 'nother story.



IN 2019


Coach Rockson
As Champion, you have the responsibility of keeping
the WCC Championship out of the wrong hands.
We know it is one of the six Fantasy Stones.

THE END BEGINS




"West Coast Cousin's Most Courageous Storyline Returns With a Vengeance."
- Washington Post


Det. Minh
This time, we have to do it right.
If we're going to do this again, can't be no more mistakes.


"The Best Sequel Since Barber Shop 2, Next Friday, Bad Boys 2, 
and Big Momma's House 2" 
- MTV2


Kenneth Bell
There's games beyond the fucking game.


Jesse Barksdale
When I come home, there's gonna be a little hell to be paid.


Rotten Tomatoes Gives The Waiver Wire Season 11 a 97% to avoid racism.


Snoop Pearson
Don't yall know there's a mother fucking war going on?



Kanye West
They don't understand!
These elements, these artifacts, can change the world...


Kanye West
He's going to make this world a better place!


Kanye West
I'm telling you ...
Mental illness is REAL!


Det. Tai
If we run in there, chances are, we will get lit up.


Victor Oumar
Y'all ready?
Let's bang out!



Justinmonger
I'm exercising my blood right.
To challenge for the mantle of League Champion!


ONLY 3 SEASONS OF STORYLINES LEFT...



The Baugh
.... Just bring it.


Rocksonberg
Long may he reign.


West Coast Cousins Presents:
The Waiver Wire
Season 11

Coming August 2019.