Tuesday, August 27, 2024

West Coast Cousins: No Way Holmes Prologue


Kendrick Stark
Rhodey.... we have to go.
Rhodey!
Morgan... TURN IT OFF!
I SAID TURN OFF THE TV NOW!

Morgan Stark
But... but the news is saying we should stay indoors...

Kendrick Stark
I don't care what the news is saying, we have to go NOW!


Earth-????

Anderson Cooper
This is Anderson Cooper for CNN with late breaking news.
On October 27th, 2027, exactly 21 days ago,
a militant group known as "The Fireflies"
unleashed a biochemical weapon on the city of Seattle.
The chemical compound known as the "Oryctolagus" virus
has caused mass hysteria and pandemonium as the virus has quickly spread across the globe.


Anderson Cooper
The World Health Organization has now learned that
the virus has adverse health effects that can genetically modify human DNA.
They've released a study in the last 24 hours that the virus
can cause mutations within the human genome,
resulting in involuntary and erratic behavior.
World governments around the world have issued
a emergency order to shelter in place.
Folks, if you are watching this, please stay at home.
Stay indoors and keep your distance from others.
We here at CNN have also been advised to leave the studio
and return home to our family and loved ones.
And as such, CNN will no longer be broadcasting from our television studio.
This is an unprecedented event and we advise you to take this seriously.
Live from CNN, this is Anderson Cooper signing off
and wishing safety to everyone out there.
Godspeed and goodnight.



Kendrick Stark
Damnit Morgan, I said we have to go!

Morgan Stark
But daddy, I'm scared...

Kendrick Stark
Honey, I know.
But we don't have a choice.
Everything is going to be alright, I promise.
Uncle Rhodey is here and we're just gonna take a little trip.
Everything will be fine. I promise.


The White Rabbit
Oh, little one.


The White Rabbit
The little lies we tell ourselves...
After a while, we start to believe them.
Don't we?
Tell her the truth.
Tell her what's about to happen...
The sooner you accept her fate, the better off we'll be...
We believed.... and we lost.
SHOW THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE!
Hahaha...



Kendrick Stark
Goddammit... everyone and their mother had the same idea.
Come on, there's got to be another way.

James Rhodes
What do you want me to do?
There's nowhere to go.

Kendrick Stark
Go around! Over there, off the road.


We see a man getting attacked by an infected.

Morgan Stark
Daddy!

Kendrick Stark
Rhodes!

James Rhodes
Hang tight, I'm getting us out of here!


As Rhodes frantically drives off,
he's hit by another car!


Morgan Stark
My leg... I think I hurt my leg.

Kendrick Stark
I'll carry you, come on.
Daddy's got you.

James Rhodes
Get her out of here!
I'll hold them off and catch up with you!

Kendrick Stark
We're just gonna be up on the road!
Stay close and stay safe, Rhodes!


Stark runs off as infected chase after him.


Soldier
Stop!

Kendrick Stark
Oh, thank god.


Kendrick Stark
Hey! We need help.
It's my daughter, I think her leg is broken.

Soldier
I said stop right there!

Kendrick Stark
...okay.
....
We're not sick.


Soldier
Dispatch, I've got a couple of civilians in the outer perimeter.
Please advise.
Sir, there's a little girl.
....
But... 
...Yes, sir.

Kendrick Stark
Listen, buddy.
We've just been through hell.
Okay, we just need..


The soldier opens fire!

Kendrick Stark
Oh, shit!


Stark and Morgan fall down the hill as the soldier runs towards Kendrick.

Kendrick Stark
Please, don't...


James Rhodes appears, shooting and killing the soldier.

James Rhodes
Oh no...


Kendrick Stark
Morgan!


Kendrick Stark
Oh, God...
Please don't do this.
You're okay... you're okay.
Please.. Morgan... don't do this to me. Come on...
No, no...
Oh, no, no, no....


WEST COAST COUSINS:
NO WAY HOLMES

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

West Coast Cousins: No Way Holmes Official Trailer


 WEST COAST COUSINS
STUDIOS


*Deep Breath*


We see the hands of a man, tuning his guitar.
He begins to play to the tune of "Through the Valley"


Kang the Conqueror
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
And I fear no evil because I'm blind to it all
And my mind, my gun, they comfort me


Kang the Conqueror
Because I know... I'll kill my enemies when they come


Kang the Conqueror
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me...


Kang the Conqueror
 all the days of my life...


Kang the Conqueror
And I will dwell on this earth forevermore...


Kang the Conqueror
Said I walk beside the still waters, and they restore my soul...


Kang the Conqueror
But I can't walk on the path of the right


Kang the Conqueror
Because I'm wrong...


Kang the Conqueror
Now I can't walk.... on the path of the right....
...because I'm wrong.


He Who Remains
What are you doing, Conqueror?


He Who Remains
You really gonna go through with this?

Kang the Conqueror
I'm gonna find...


Kang the Conqueror
and I'm gonna kill...
every. last. one of them.


COMING THIS FALL


AN ALL NEW
SUPPLEMENTAL STORYLINE
BASED ON A TRUE STORY


The Great Kevan
Ladies and gentlemen.


The Great Kevan
In my travels, I have seen the future...


The Great Kevan
And it is a strange future indeed.


The Great Kevan
The world is on the brink of new, terrifying possibilities...


The Great Kevan
...but what you are about to see


The Great Kevan
...is considered safe.


Dante Reyes
BOOM!




AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHA!


Thor Rocksinson
Butker, where have you taken me?

Harrison Butker
This is going to sound crazy, but try to follow along.
You and I... we've just traveled across the multiverse....



Kendrick Stark
Are you gonna do your job or not???


Kendrick Stark
Because the Riddler is still out there!


The Riddler
I've been trying to reach you...


Batman
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


Kevan
WHERE IS SHE?!


J. Jonah Jameson
Folks,
it is a sad day in the West Coast Cousins.

 

J. Jonah Jameson
I regret to inform you all..


J. Jonah Jameson
that the source of all this chaos...


J. Jonah Jameson
is none other than the menace known as Spiderman!



Vinpool
Oh...


Vinpool
....you have got to be kidding me!



Alexander Wayne
Are you watching closely...?


The Great Kevan
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW!


WEST COAST COUSINS:
NO WAY HOLMES


Kendrick Stark
Biden needs to know what's next.


J. Robert Oppenheimer
What's next?

Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen...


Paul Heyman
My name is Paul Heyman.
And I serve as Special Counsel to the Tribal Chief...


Paul Heyman
ROCKSON... REIGNS!


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