WCC Week 13 Recap: The Playoffs Begin

The Little Giants (Sarcastballs)

vs.

The Mud Dogs (Howard's Team)

The Little Giant's Tyreek Hill puts on a show going for 30.50 points, but it's a meaningless game, so who gives a shit?

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Little Giants

The Sarcastaballs gets his 4th win of the season in one of the worst rookie debuts in WCC history.
Questions surround Sarcastaballs and whether or not he will return next season.

The Mean Machine (Mean Machine)

vs.

The Thundering Herd (Make FF Great Again)



Rex Burkhead runs through the Mean Machine defense for 22.30 points.

Cam Newton with 20.42.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Thundering Herd



Another loss for the Mean Machine, they stumble their way into FantasyMania and the Thundering Herd pick up some momentum into the biggest game of the year.
Can the Thundering Herd keep it going?
And will the Mean Machine bring their A game next week?

The Mustangs (#7StormsComing)

vs.

The Flames (Rock's Team)



The Baugh
I don't care what hood you're from!
Or what NFL team you represent..
This is your gang now.
Do you accept the Mustang Challenge?
Our playoffs start now.
So let's go out there and kick some Flaming ass!

The Mustangs take the field with supreme confidence.

They've never played better all season long..

They look to make a statement and make their claim to FantasyMania.

Despite a valiant effort, the Flames are ahead going into Monday night.

The Mustangs will need a strong play the rest of the way.

Alvin Kamara

They ain't that good man.

When this all started.... Coach said we'd be winners.

I thought he was full of shit...

And man... I hated y'all.

Didn't want no part of it.

But then... we became a team.

We showed people something.

Coach is right.

We changed.

We not losers, no more.

All we gotta do.. is go out there and some them one more time.

*Kamara and the Mustangs stomp their feet*

Alvin comes out blazing for 24.60 points,

AJ Green with the impressive 77 yards and 2 touchdowns as the Mustangs come back from behind to defeat the Flames 133.66 - 128.06

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Mustangs

The Mustangs pick up the victory against a playoff team in the Flames.

They've done shown that they are worthy of a playoff spot with 4 straight wins.

But they'll need the Coyotes and the Average Justin's to lose in order to clinch a playoff spot.

The Coyotes (Stealthy's Team)

vs.

The Sharks (Better than the 9ers)

Stealthy

This is it, gentlemen.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

It all comes down to this.

We've had an up and down year.

But we can salvage all of that tonight.

Let's seize the opportunity and TAKE what is ours.

The Coyotes come out pumped up against Joyce's Sharks.

Russell Wilson taking on Matthew Stafford.

The Sharks strike first with a dominant performance by Le'Veon Bell, 24.20 points.

Le'Veon seemingly signals for the end of Stealthy.

Waving them goodbye.

Jim Ross

Oh look out!

It's Deandre Hopkins laying it into his quarterback on the sideline.

The King

I don't like this at all, JR.

It's disruptive to the team.

It's a distraction.

Completely unprofessional by Deandre Hopkins.

You can't call out of your teammate like that.

Deandre Hopkins is nothing but a no good thug!

That's what I think he is.

It seems hopeless now.

The Sharks are blowing out the Coyotes.

The Coyotes have seem to given up on their coach.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Sharks



Back in the locker room, Stealthy wants a piece of Russell Wilson.
The team has to separate the two.



Stealthy
Do you realize what you've done?!
You just ended our season!
You son of a bitch!

Russell Wilson
No, Coach.
I just ended you.

The Outlaws (Minh's Team)

vs.

The Average Justin's (Justin's Team)

The loss by the Coyotes is good news for the Mustangs.

But now it comes down to the Average Justin's.

A win and Justin is in.

A loss, and the Mustangs are going to FantasyMania.

Jared Goff leads the Average Justin's with 16 points.

Ingram carries the team on his back for 18.20 points!

The Average Justin's defeat the Outlaws 77.10 - 50.24!

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points:
The Average Justin's



And that means the Average Justin's are going to FantasyMania!
The underdogs have done it!
They'll battled the doubters all season and now they'll play on the grandest stage of the them all.



Meanwhile, the Mustangs break down as news trickles all over social media.



Despite a strong effort at the end of the season, the Mustang's early season struggles proved too much of a mountain to climb.
The Mustang's season has ended.

The Baugh

That's tough to hear.

To think that we played like Champions.

But we fall short.

But I don't think the Average Justin's are better than us.

I wouldn't take them over you.

I don't believe the Flames are 20 points better than you.

I don't believe the Mean Machine are two wins better than us.

No, no.

The Baugh

We battled to the very end.

We put our blood, sweat and tears into this season.

And I could not be more proud of this group of football players.

You came into the year as losers.

But we're walking away as so much more....

We're walking away as winners.

You're all winners now.

And the Baugh guaran-damn-tees you this....

I am not giving up on you.

I'm going to work tirelessly throughout the offseason and into next year...

Because I am NEVER leaving again.

I am a Mustang and I accept the Mustang challenge.

With God as my witness, I am staying with the team until we win a League Championship.

No more movies.

No more wrestling.

Just Fantasy Football.

And I will be here as long as it takes....

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL

WCC Championship Match

The T.C. Titans (MadeWCCGreatAgain)

vs.

The Permian Panthers (Covfefe)

The Permian Panthers face off against the T.C. Titans.

The battle for the Number 1 seed.

The WCC Championship on the line.

Josh McCown takes on Tom Brady.

Kenyon Drake goes off for 20.10 points.

Jamaal Williams responds with 18.30.

Tom Brady with a poor 9.32 performance and he appears to argue with assistant coach Josh McDaniels.

Jim Ross

Whoa, whoa. Tom Brady and McDaniels going at it on the sideline.

The King

I love it, JR.

That's just passion right there by a fiery quarterback.

You can see how much this means to Tom Brady.

He just wants to win.

This is what leaders do.

It's gonna galvanize the team and rally the troops.

The T.C. Titans are going to respond back.

The T.C. Titans do not respond back as Antonio Brown takes over in the 4th quarter to give the Permian Panthers the win.

Winner via Scoring More Fantasy Points
AND STILL WCC CHAMPION:
The Permian Panthers

Jim Ross

The Permian Panthers clinch a first round bye and the first seed.

The playoffs are set!

The pecking order has been established.

Six teams will go in...

But only one will come out.

Who will be this season's WCC League Champion?

Meanwhile back in San Francisco....

Stealthy

C'mon Chris.

Let's be reasonable.

You don't want to do this...

At least let me talk to Marlo.

Chris Partlow

Don't fret, none, Boss.

It won't be painful.

*Gunshot*

WCC Preview Episode 7: The Top Six

The United States House of Representatives meet to vote on whether or not the XFL will be defunded.

Judge Judy

We are meeting today to decide on whether or not President Trump's Executive Order to defund the XFL will pass.

The XFL is a football based storyline executive produced by Vince McMahon that brings football movies, along with various other sports movies into a collective West Coast Cousins Cinematic Universe.

In it's first season as storyline, the XFL has brought a more simple, easy to follow, breath of fresh air storyline. Albeit, the story is more so on the plain side, it does not have the flaws of complex story arcs and incomplete storylines of the WCC Wrestling Division.

President Trump's provision to defund the XFL is on the basis of the unamerican national anthem protests conducted by many of the XFL's star players.

President Trump called the protest a direct threat to national security and that these sons of bitches should be fired.

Vince McMahon refused to comply with President Trump's request and the inmates have run the asylum ever since.

Judge Judy

On the other side, defunding the XFL would create a void in storylines for the WCC.

Those opposing the defunding of the XFL say that President Trump is simply pushing for the WCC Wrestling Division to return as a prominent storyline.

Some claim the President has a conflict of interest as he is the owner of the WCC Wrestling Division.

Others also state that the decommission of the XFL would cause the crime rate to increase as many of the XFL's star players would resort to a life of crime without the XFL.

The Flame's Emmanuel Sanders can attest to that, as he saw his friend shot and killed shortly after returning to the streets.

Personally, while I think we cannot let the inmates run the asylum, we certainly should not put an end to that asylum, as many of these inmates would be released into the streets among our citizens.

I will now open up the floor to the House of Representatives to decide the fate of the XFL.

Among those interested in the fate of the XFL is Coach Jim Harbaugh, Coach Rockson, Coach Ken, Coach Howard, Coach Covfefe, Coach Minh, Coach DeMarco, Coach Justin, Xyzbit, Ja Rule and various others.

House of Representatives

I vote, not to defund the XFL.

House of Representatives

I vote to defund the XFL.

Jim Ross

By God! It's a dead even vote.

This is as close as it gets folks.

And it all comes down to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

I vote to keep the XFL in commission!

Coach Justin

Thank you Chuck Norris.

Molly Wood

Welcome back to First Take.

I'm Molly Wood and we are in Week 13 in the XFL.

Many storylines to talk about, the playoff picture is nearly set with 5 teams clinching a playoff berth.

The Mean Machine and the Thundering Herd battle it out in Week 13 in what could be a FantasyMania preview.

Both these teams will look to sustain momentum heading into the playoffs with the Mean Machine looking to claim a first round bye.

But perhaps the bigger storyline this week...

The 6th and final spot for FantasyMania.

The Average Justin's hold the 6th spot for now, but the Coyotes and the Mustangs aren't too far behind.

To put it simply, for the Average Justin's, it's win and you're in.

The Coyotes however, will need the Average Justin's to lose and a win on Sunday to clinch a playoff spot.

Meanwhile, the dark horse, The Baugh's Mustangs have climbed all the way back from the bottom of the league to have a chance in Week 13.

They'll need help from Minh's Outlaws and Joyce's Sharks to even have a shot at FantasyMania.

The Baugh's Mustangs can steal a playoff spot with a win and a loss from both the Coyotes and the Average Justin's.

It's a long shot, but for the Mustangs to even be in this position is a feat in of itself.

Molly Wood

But now we move onto Skip's favorite topic of the day.

The Permian Panthers versus the T.C. Titans.

Skip, take it away.

Skip Bayless

Stephen A. Smith.

I'd like to rewind the clock back all the way to Week 1.

If I recall, you said the Permian Panthers were finished.

That Coach Covfefe needs to be FIRED!

You said we were wasting storyline time on the washed up Panthers.

Well, Stephen A.

I hate to say I told you so....

Skip Bayless

Heading into the last week of the regular season, the Permian Panthers are BY FAR the best team in the XFL.

They are the WCC Champions.

They've drafted the best players.

They've added the best players.

And Coach Covfefe committed highway robbery not ONCE... but TWICE!

Coach Covfefe finessed Coach Jesse by dealing Kareem Hunt to the Mean Machine for 3rd overall ANTONIO BROWN!

Who has a combined 60 points in the last 2 weeks!

Meanwhile, where is Kareem Hunt?

He hasn't scored a touchdown since Week 3!

And Kareem's best game? Was played as a Permian Panther.

And let's not forget...

Coach Covfefe essentially ended Joyce's Sharks season.

He took their best player and gave her two players that ended up injured within 2 weeks of the trade.

The Sharks had to change their team name because of Coach Covfefe!

Skip Bayless

Stephen A. how can you sit there with a straight face and tell me the Permian Panthers are through?

That the Permian Panthers aren't the best team in the league today?

You said his legacy was over.

You said the T.C. Titans were the new Titans of the XFL.

Well, I'm here to tell you that you're wrong.

And the Permian Panthers are going to prove it this Sunday when they CRUSH Coach Ken's T.C. Titans in what will surely be a small taste of what the Panthers will do at FantasyMania.

Stephen A. Smith

Oh, is that right?

Skip, let me remind you which team in the number 1 power ranked team in the XFL.

Let me remind you, which team beat the Permian Panthers in Week 2.

Let me remind you which team has made it to four consecutive FantasyMania Finals.

It's the best team and the best Fantasy Manager in the HISTORY of the WCC.

Coach Ken and the T.C. Titans.

Skip Bayless

The same T.C. Titans that have lost back to back games?

The same T.C. Titans that FIRED Coach Ken just a few weeks ago?

The higher ups don't believe in Coach Ken.

Coach Ken is trending downward at the wrong time of the season, meanwhile the Permian Panthers are getting red hot at the perfect time of the year.

Stephen A., the T.C. Titans are a good team.

There's no debating, they've been at the top spot all season long.

But they're going up against an ALL TIME GREAT team, in the Permian Panthers.

This very well could be a FantasyMania Finals Preview between the Permian Panthers and the T.C. Titans.

And I've got my money on the Permian Panthers.

Stephen A. Smith

I will agree with you there, Skip.

These two teams seem destined to meet in the main event of FantasyMania.

The Permian Panthers dominated one era.

The T.C. Titans dominated another.

Never before have we seen these two teams in their primes going against one another.

This is most definitely a legacy match.

The T.C. Titans are up 1-0 on the season.

The Permian Panthers have a chance to tie that series at one a piece on Sunday.

But we could very well see the 3rd and final match between these two at FantasyMania to determine who Greatest Fantasy Manager of All Time is.

I, for one, cannot wait.

And I hope it comes down to these two teams, Skip.

The Mustangs

M-U-S-T-A-N-G-S!

The Baugh

That's how you do it!

That's how you spell Mustangs.

The Baugh

The Baugh says this.

No matter what happens on Sunday, you're all winners in my book.

You came into this league as losers.

And you lost.

We lost our first 4 games of the season.

Then we went on to be 1-6.

We were the laughing stock of the entire league.

But you didn't give up.

You kept fighting and now here we are.

Now is the time to prove to yourselves and to everyone out there...

That even though you're locked up...

You are somebody.

The Baugh

You have the opportunity to do something that nobody else thought we could do.

And that's make it to FantasyMania.

To finish the season with our heads held high.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do on Sunday...

We're gonna kick some flaming ass.

We're gonna whoop Coach Rockson all over God's green earth.

And we're going...

to FANTASYMANIA!

*Mustangs Cheers*

Kevin Kelly

Well, Baugh. That was a very inspiring speech.

But the fact of the matter is, the odds are still heavily stacked against you...

Not only do you have to win on Sunday, but the Average Justin's and the Coyotes have to lose.

You have no control over your destiny, Baugh.

The Baugh

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... WHOA!

Kevin Kelly, shut your mouth.

You think the Baugh doesn't know that the odds are stacked against him?

Kevin Kelly

Well...  Baugh... to be qui--

The Baugh

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

The King

Ahh! He's still got it, JR!

The Baugh

The Baugh says this....

On Sunday, the Baugh and the Mustangs can only do one thing.

And that's whoop the Flame's candy asses.

And as far as the Average Justin's and the Coyotes are concerned...

The Baugh says, let the chips fall where they may.

The fact of the matter is... The Baugh is the most dangerous Fantasy Team heading into Week 13... because we have nothing to lose.

Stealthy, you run your mouth about how you're always one of the highest scoring teams on the year... 

but you're always a midcarder.

The Baugh says, you are exactly where you belong!

And on Sunday, the Sharks are gonna take a bite out of your candy ass!

The Baugh

And then, there's the Average Justin's.

A cheap, poor man's Average Jen's.

You couldn't hold a candle to Jennifer's run last season and you don't know jack shit about Fantasy Football!

But most importantly, your face looks like a slice of bread!

As far as the Baugh is concerned, the Average Justin's going to FantasyMania is a waste of space.

So you can take your 6th place spot...

turn that sumbitch sideways...

AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

The Baugh

IF YA SMELLL.......

WHAT THE BAUGH....

IS....

COOKING!

Justin

Well.... at least he wasn't mean.

Justin

Look, I don't care what the Baugh has to say, or what's he's cooking.

The fact is, we're the best position possible.

Take care of our job, win on Sunday, and we're booking our ticket to FantasyMania.

We've gone through it all...

Now, we just have to beat the Outlaws.

Justin

We lost Aaron Rodgers.

Odell Beckham.

And we replaced our starting quarterback with a certified bust.

Justin

Our best running back is an over the hill halfback in a passing offense being outplayed by a rookie..

So I know what you guys are thinking...

Justin

You think we're left for dead.

You think our best days are behind us.

You feared we'd be inactive...

Bottom of the barrel type team.

We've got no stars.

We've got no playmakers.

Quite simply...

We're just average.

Justin

And that's the way we like it.

Justin

Now let's play some dodgeball.

*Commercial*

*Commercial*

Coach Stealthy

Alright, listen up.

I know we've had our ups and downs.

We've had our disagreements...

But damnit, we're in a position to do something special.

We can go to FantasyMania.

Coach Stealthy

And I wouldn't want to go with another group of individuals than this group right here.

I know I've lost the locker room in some ways...

But I'm here to say I'm sorry.

Coach Stealthy

Russell, I'm sorry.

Coach Stealthy

DeAndre, I'm sorry.

Coach Stealthy

But I have a chance to make it back to FantasyMania.

I've been once before... and it was amazing.

It doesn't matter if we don't like each other.

We don't have to be friends.

We just have to be a team.

And on Sunday, we've got the Sharks standing our way.

Let's get this win and let's go to FantasyMania!

Narrator

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

On Sunday, words could not be more true.

3 teams enter Week 13 with playoff aspirations.

The Average Justin's.

The Coyotes.

And the Mustangs.

All fighting for a common goal.

Narrator

Only one team will achieve their dream of playing at year end tournament to determine the 2017 League Champion.

Narrator

Week 13 marks the culmination of a season filled with pain, hardships, injuries, hard work and victories.

For one team, their dedication to the craft of Fantasy Football will pay off.

For others, Sunday will be the end of the line.

Narrator

No matter where your journey takes you...

Life comes full circle.

Only the strong survive in the game of football.

Disputes are settled on the gridiron.

And every Fantasy Manager wants one thing and one thing only....

Narrator

To be the best Fantasy Manager in the entire league.

Narrator

In four nights... we determine our Top Six.

In Washington D.C., the Republicans are outraged at the vote to keep the XFL funded for another season.

Republicans

Rawrawrawrawr

rawrawr!

Things are worst than ever!

We need to take away more human rights!

And we need to defund the XFL!

President Trump

Calm Down... Calm Down...

My Fellow Americans....

I Didn't Want to Have to Resort to This...

But Fine.....

President Trump

I'll Do It Myself.

*Cheers*