West Coast Cousins Fantasy Football: WCC Wednesday Night Preview Week 4: Money in the Bank

[Nick Foley]

The two of you have passed every single one of my challenges thus far.

3-0 on the season and I've got to say, I'm impressed with our Fantasy Team early on.

But if we can't master this next step, then all of this, is for nothing.

Now try it again.

[Nyback and Lufa]

FUUUUUUUU

[Nyback and Lufa]

SIONNNNNNNNN.....

[Nyback and Lufa]
HAAAAAA!

[Nick Foley]
Yes!
You're doing it!
Stay with it.

[Deez Bryan]

Yes.

[Cole]

Ladies and gentlemen, you are tuned into--

Michael Cole is cut off.

[Hulk Hogan]

Are we on?

Can you hear me?

Haha! Oh yes!

You are tuned into Worst Coast Cousins and I am your host, Hulk Hogan.

This is the New World Order and we have hijacked the WCC broadcast.

Michael Cole and Jim Ross, your asses have been fired!

We are live in Orlando, Florida from the Cameron House Fantasy Football League, brother.

But have no worries maniacs, the New World Order will be live on Preview later tonight!

Haha!

I'm here with the boss man, Shane O' Mac.

Tell the WCC Universe what's in store for tonight's show, McMahon!

[Shane McMahon]

Oh, yeah!

I am Shane McMahon and I am the owner of the CHF as a matter of fact,

with the untimely demise of my father Vince McMahon,

I guess I am now the owner of the WCC as well.

[Hulk Hogan]

That's right, boss!

You're calling all the shots now!

[Shane McMahon]

Yes, my schedule has suddenly become quite busy.

After last night's clean sweep at Bash at the Beach, the New World Order now holds all the titles in the league.

And tonight, we're going to crown the MVP of the nWo, Sandy Orton!

She is the new WCC Champion and with her betrayal of the WCC,

I can't think of a better Superstar to carry the flag.

[Hulk Hogan]

I couldn't have said it better myself, brother.

But I'll tell you something.

I expected the WCC to put up a better fight than this.

This is easy, brother.

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin is the best they've got?

He was last season's champion?

Oh please, we broke his neck like nothing and now his Fantasy career is over!

[Shane McMahon]

Oh I think you're absolutely right, Hulkster.

The CHF has dominated from the very start and I think it's about time, we give the WCC a fighting chance.

So this Sunday, we're give one lucky WCC Superstar an opportunity to challenge Sandy Orton for the WCC Championship.

This Sunday, we will have a Money in the Bank Ladder match.

Now I know Tai Rollins is already in possession of one of these briefcase,

but here at CHF, we like to mix it up!

So now we will be introducing another Money in the Bank Briefcase!

The Fantasy Manager that scores the most points this week, will have a shot at the WCC Championship any time, anywhere!

Now let's go back to Wednesday Night Preview and see what these sorry Superstars are up to!

We cut to Chris Waiting walking around backstage.

[Hulk Hogan]

Oh it's Chris Waiting! I like this guy.

I like his hairstyle, brother.
And did you see his name change this week?
I think he wants to go by Stealthy.

[Scott Hall]

Stealthy? Sounds like a jabroni to me.
Why aren't we waiting anymore?

[Grisham]

Chris, if I could have a word with you.

Last night at Bash at the Beach, you set a WCC World Record by scoring 189.42 points against Dolph Riggler. The highest single points total in a given week, breaking the previous record of 186.64 set by The Underchucker in 2013.

You are now the League Leader in points for a second straight season.

How do you feel about being in the WCC Record Books?

[Chris Waiting]

You see Todd, that's what I do.

This is why I am the best in the league at what I do.

I am a Fantasy Machine.

I ended last season as the League's Points Leader and here I am again, leading the pack once again.

But you see Todd, there's just one problem.

Once again, I am not being promoted as a main eventer.

Once again, I am barely in the Top 6.

No, not this year.

I won't let it happen.

I beat Stone Cold Steve Pupstin and The Baugh in the same night.

I should be the Undisputed WCC League Champion.

[Chris Waiting]

This Sunday at Money in the Bank, I will post the highest score of the week, once again.

And then I will climb that ladder.

Grab that briefcase.

And cash in my title shot.

Then, I'm killing the New World Order.

*Commercial*

The following announcement has been paid for by the New World Order.

[Kevin Nash]

That's an awesome shirt, Scott!

[Scott Hall]

Oh, you like it?

I like yours better!

[Kevin Nash]

Well I bought mine on sale at CHFShopZone.com!

Don't waste money on the WCC Network, when you can buy your very own nWo shirt for only $9.99!

*Commercial*

Wednesday Night Preview returns with John Seana's theme music.

[Scott Hall]

Hey look everybody!

It's JOHNNNNNN SEANA!

[Hulk Hogan]

Oh please, I am so tired of this kid's gimmick.
I mean, bright colored shirts and hustle, loyalty and respect?
I've never heard such BS in my life, brother.
Never give in, never give up.
What kind of message are we trying to send to the kids these days?
Come on, brother.
You can be more creative than that!

[Seana]

I would like to take a moment to address the WCC Universe.

Last week on Preview, you saw a different side of John Seana.

You saw a John Seana that was under some kind of mind control by Minh Wyatt.

I played back the tape and I didn't recognize that John Seana.

I couldn't control what I was doing.

[Seana]

But finally, I was able to come back to my senses.

And now I've come to a realization.

The WCC is in big trouble.

And no, I'm not just talking about the nWo.

I'm talking about Minh Wyatt.

Minh Wyatt has the ability to take control of the WCC Universe.

I mean, just look at the fireflies that came out last night.

Minh Wyatt has the WCC Universe drinking the kool-aid.

And that, my friends, is a big problem.

But I'm here to tell you that I am back.

The SeaNation leader is ready to lead the charge!

I've got my priorities straight and I'm ready to take on Minh Wyatt and the New World Order.

So I say--

[The Baugh]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

The Baugh appears on the titantron as the Orlando crowd cheers.

Seana claps for The Baugh.

[The Baugh]

John Seana, you're putting The Baugh to sleep.

You're putting the People to sleep.

The Baugh's fans.

But that's okay, John.

Because...FINALLY

THE BAUGH

HAS COME BACK!

...... TO ORLANDO!

*Crowd Cheers*

[The Baugh]

Well, the Baugh isn't actually in Orlando.

But The Baugh is here LIVE on Preview, live from his hometown, Hollywood, California!

Home of the 2009 NBA Champions, the Los Angeles Lakers!

*Crowd Boos*

[The Baugh]

So here The Baugh is, watching Wednesday Night Preview,

and then I see your Fruity Pebble looking ass on my television screen.

The Baugh figures, damn, it's about time The Baugh returned to the WCC.

Oh, yeah!

I get call from Vince McMahon before his ass blew up in a limousine last week.

"Oh Baugh, please come back! I need you Baughy! That bald headed piece of trailer park trash,

Stone Cold Steve Pupstin is too much of a coward to save the WCC.

The New World Order's got my league held hostage! Please come back!

I need you to save the WCC!"

So The Baugh figured, why not?

Why not come back and join Team WCC.

Save the WCC.

Take down the New World Order?

Absolutely.

But The Baugh's got to admit to one thing.

It's been a while since I've step foot in a WCC Ring.

How about a tune up match?

How about.. John Seana vs. The Baugh.

Once in a Life Time!

One more time!

*Crowd Cheers*

[Seana]

Well Baugh, I think that's a great idea--

[The Baugh]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

[The Baugh]

John Seana vs. The Baugh one more time.

The clash of the titans.

The Baugh says this, you and I have history, John.

Long history.

So this Sunday, The Baugh is gonna kick your ass.

And then he'll proceed to bring down the New World..

*Off Screen*

Oh, what's that?

They want to make a San Andreas 2?

Oh hell yeah The Baugh is in.

You think I give a crap about the WCC?

The Baugh will be right there.

As a matter of fact, let's shoot another Tooth Fairy, damn!

*Crowd Boos*

[The Baugh]

Ah, John. Never mind. Scratch all that.

The Baugh has plans this Sunday.

You know? I've got to make millions of dollars and be a big movie star.

The Baugh doesn't have time to watch the waiver wire.

But you know what? Go out there this Sunday, kick some ass.

Do your thing, save the WCC, all that hot garbage.

But most importantly, John.

There's one thing the Baugh wants you to do.

Watch your back.

Out of no where Toman Reigns spears John Seana!

*Commercial*

The following announcement has been paid for the New World Order.

[Kevin Nash]

Do you like collecting things?

[Scott Hall]

I sure do, Kevin!

[Kevin Nash]

Well now you can collect your very own Outsiders Pin Set with 4 easy payments of $9.99!

That's right! Get 'em fast because they're a collector's item!

[Scott Hall]

Now that is Too Sweet!

[Kevin Nash]

Call in the next 30 minutes and we'll even throw in nWo action figures for free!

[Kevin Nash]

Remember kids, when you're NWO, you're NWO 4 Life!

*Commercial*

[Scott Hall]

Hey, yo!

How you likin' the show so far, Macho Man?

[Macho Man]

OHHHH YEAH!

I'm diggin' the show!

This might be the best West Coast Cowards show ever.

[Kevin Nash]

You know, that's great and all.

But I wanna hear what the WCC Universe thinks of the show.

It's Survey Time!

Now how many of you here came to see the WCC?

*Crowd Cheers*

[Kevin Nash]

Alright, alright.

Now how many people came to see the nWo?

*Crowd Cheers even louder*

[Kevin Nash]

Survey says... one more for the good guys!

[Hulk Hogan]

You know brothers, I wanna address something really quick.

There's been rumors going around about me that I'm some kind of racist.

I resent that!

I love black people.

I mean, most of my fantasy players are black!

Come on! Really, dude?

I mean, look at Virgil.

That's my assistant and I love that man.

He does everything for me.

Cooks my food, mows my lawn, does my laundry.

Picks my cotton.

Give me a hug, Virgil! I love this man!

I don't hate black people.

How would I get anything done without them?

I love black people and their hip hop culture.

[Shane McMahon]

Well now that we've got that out of the way.

Let's go back to the show.

The camera cuts now to Renee Young who is standing by with The Shield.

[Young]

Vic Ambrose, Tai Rollins and Toman Reigns.

Otherwise known as The Shield.

Tonight we've witnessed the takeover of the New World Order.

But this Sunday at Money in the Bank,

all 3 of you will compete in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

Some say, that Shane McMahon has designed this match,

not to give an opportunity to the WCC, but to keep us divided.

We saw just before the commercial, Toman Reigns, you attacked John Seana.

Don't think you energy would be better spent on fighting the NWO instead of each other?

[Toman Reigns]

You see Renee, that's where you're wrong.

John Seana can't be trusted right now.

He joined forces with The Wyatt Family.

The only guys I trust right now, is my brothers who stand beside me as the Hounds of Justice.

[Tai Rollins]

That's right.

This Sunday, the Shield is entering in a Money in the Bank Ladder match with John Seana, Chris Waiting, Minh Wyatt and Dolph Riggler.

We don't have time to make friends.

The Shield is going to eliminate all other competitors and once that happens,

it's every man for themselves.

The more briefcases The Shield has, the more chances we get to take down the New World Order.

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We cut to the hospital where Paul Heyman is found visiting Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.

[Heyman]

How are you, Steve?

[Pupstin]

Well aside from a damned broken neck, I'm doing just dandy, Paul.

[Heyman]

Listen.

Last season, you won it all.

You were the absolute best in the league.

We were in this together... and then you were gone.

[Pupstin]

The CM PUP wasn't needed anymore.

We won.

[Heyman]

Based on a lie.

And now this evil, rising where we tried to bury it.

The CM PUP has to come back.

[Pupstin]
What if he doesn't exist anymore?

[Heyman]

He must... he must...

*Commercial*

The following announcement has been paid for by the New World Order.

Congratulations Patriot Fans!

Your team just won the Superbowl!

[Kevin Nash]

For a limited time only, get your limited edition New World Order New England Patriots Superbowl Hoodie for the low price of $99.99!

[Kevin Nash]

Order in the next 10 minutes, and we'll throw in the New England Patriots New World Order framed poster!

But why stop there?!

Not only will you get a free New England Patriots poster, we'll even throw in a Deflated Football!

Because when you're NWO, you're NWO 4 Life!

*Commercial*

WCC Preview returns with the sounds of the New World Order!

The nWo make their way down to the ring.

[Hulk Hogan]

Cut the music!

What a show, what a show it's been so far!

The ratings must be through the roof!

I mean, come on Vince. You gotta admit, this is one entertaining Preview.

You probably should've died earlier, MacMahon!

*Crowd Boos*

[Hulk Hogan]

I mean, they told me, that Stone Cold Steve Pupstin was gonna be the one to save the WCC.

They said, he was the very best in the league.

Give me a break, brother!

Oh, that's right.

We were the ones to give YOU a break.

Haha!

So who's up next, brother?

John Seana?

This is your great savior?

Let me tell you the truth about John Seana from the words of The Advocate for the Beast Incarnate, Paul Heyman.

*Hogan pulls out a piece of paper*

[Hulk Hogan as Heyman]

The CM PUP didn't turn his back on the WCC.

He saved Little Jimmy.

Then took the blame by walking out on the West Coast Cousins.

So that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol.

I praised the madman that tried to AA Little Jimmy.

But I can no longer live with my lie.

It is time to trust the WCC Universe with the truth.

And it is time for me to resign.

And do you accept this man's resignation?

[Macho Man]

OHHHHH NO!

[Hulk Hogan]

Then it is time to name a new savior!

A new hero!

A new Champion!

And that person is... Sandy Orton!

*Sandy Orton's Music Hits*

*Crowd Boos*

[Sandy Orton]

Why? Sandy, Why?

It's all I've heard these last couple of days.

Why turn your back on the WCC?

[Sandy Orton]

Well Single H, you promised me a WCC Championship match.

And when it became clear that you couldn't deliver, I took matters into my own hands.

I am a main event caliber player.

I am the 2012 WCC League Champion!

[Sandy Orton]

Look at me now, Single H.

Look at how far I've come.

Your league, it doesn't exist anymore.

The NWO have taken over.

I have taken over.

The only thing that matters now is the CHF.

You forced my hand Single H.

And now Stone Cold's career is over because of you.

Because of you, I lost control.

I brought out The Beast.

The Other Guy.

This isn't my fault. I have no control over what Santa Clara Lesnar can do.

And when Santa Clara Lesnar came out and caused absolute destruction...

You lost the biggest Superstar in WCC history.

And you want to know my secret, Single H?

How I've have learned to use Santa Clara Lesnar?

I'm always angry.

[Hulk Hogan]

And now that you know what you're up against, Single H.

I think it's about time, we crown this Champion!

Sandy Orton holds up both the WCC Championship and the CHF Championship belts as the Orlando crowd boos.

*Lufa's Music Hits*

The crowd erupts as Lufa makes her way down to the ring.

[Cole]

My God! It's Lufa JR!

And I think we've regained control of our broadcasting.

This is Wednesday Night Preview and it's the return of Lufa!

[Crowd]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[JR]

And I think Sandy Orton is shocked to see Lufa here on preview!

[Sandy Orton]

Well, Lufa.

It's great to see you.

But what are you here to do, exactly?

I mean, I'll give you some credit, you're quite brave for showing your face in an NWO ring.

[Deez Bryan]

Oh no.

This isn't an NWO ring.

This is a West Coast Cousins Ring!

*Crowd Cheers*

[Deez Bryan]

AND THAT..

Is a West Coast Cousins Championship belt.

And I think it's about time, a West Coast Cousins Superstar, took that back from the NWO.

*Crowd Cheers*

[Sandy Orton]

Who are you?

Because you clearly aren't Lufa.

[Deez Bryan]

That's right.

I am not Lufa.

I am Deez Bryan.

And I am a Super Saiyan God Fantasy Manager.

[Sandy Orton]

What is this? Some kind of joke?
You expect me to believe in the legend of a Super Saiyan God Fantasy Manager?
A Fantasy Manager that comes only once in a thousand years?
Are you kidding me?

*Sandy Orton takes a swing at Deez Bryan*

[Bischoff]

Wait! No! His power level!

It's over 9000!