Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Week 15 Recap: FantasyMania XVI Round 1

Deputy Barnes
Freeze! Parker!

Christopher Parker
Mister, you don't understand...


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Christopher Parker's Objective:
Escape Deputy James Buchanan Barnes
(Avoid Finishing in Last Place)
Result - FAILED
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Deputy Barnes
That's officer to you, young man.
Now put your hands on your head or I will shoot...


Gwen Stacy
Oh no... Christopher!


Chris places his hand on his head,
but Deputy Barnes fires anyway!


Gwen Stacy
No!
We're too late...


Narrator
Christopher Parker-206 webs Deputy Barnes
before he can do any more damage.


Narrator
But the damage is done.
Parker is bleeding out.


MJ
Oh my God... Chris.
No, somebody help him!
Somebody help! He's dying...


Jaylen Warren attempts to pick Parker up,
but Chris only screams in pain.

Christopher Parker -206
I'm so sorry...
I don't... I don't know if there is anything we can do.

MJ
Please... we have to try.

Gwen Stacy
MJ... he has a gunshot wound to his midsection...


MJ
No.. no, no. Stay with me, Chris.
Stay with me...

Harrison Butker
Take him to Earth-206... quickly.


Gwen Stacy
What? What are you doing?

Harrison Butker
There's only one doctor that I know that can save the boy.
And luckily for us, he happens to know a few magical spells as well.



WCC Playoff Match
Dollar Discount Team vs. vincent1469


Samantha Irvin
The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
And it is to advance to the SEMI-FINALS of FANTASYMANIA XVI!
Introducing first... making his 13th FantasyMania appearance...
He is the 5th seed, holding a Professional FantasyMania record of 11 wins and 9 losses...
From Seattle, Washington. HE IS... THE MAN OUT OF TIME....
CAPTAIN COVFEFE!

*Crowd Cheers*


Samantha Irvin
AND HIS OPPONENT....
Making his FantasyMania debut!
He is the 4th seed, with a regular season record of 8 wins and 6 losses.
From San Francisco, California...
THE KING OF WAKANDAAAAA...
THE BLACK MANAGER!

*Crowd Cheers*


Narrator
The Black Manager starts the week off with Thursday Night Football,
but is unable to land anything of significance as Cooper Kupp lays a goose egg.
However, Jaylen Waddle also scores 0 for Dollar Discount as he's knocked out of the game.


Narrator
But the action quickly picks up as Breece Hall goes on the offensive,
11.10 for the Running Back.
Tony Pollar responds with 8.50 from vincent1469.


Narrator
Lamar Jackson goes off for 5 touchdowns, scoring 36.10
as he has been carrying the team all season long.
But with the playoffs on the line, Dollar Discount returns fire
for the Black Manager, Nico Collins jumps in for 13.70.


Narrator
Just as it seems that Dollar Discount has the match in hand,
Mike Evans goes off for 27.90 and it is neck and neck as we head into the final matchups.


Narrator
We return to the action in Earth-1129 as Hansen unveils his knife.
The 16th year FantasyMania looks to end things on Monday Night.


Detective D'Vincent
Drop the knife and put your hands up.
I don't want to have to kill you.


Lloyd Hansen
Heh. I'll tell you what kid.
If you want to make it to the next round... you're gonna have to kill me.
He won't accept anything less.


Detective D'Vincent
Who is he? Who sent you?
Who do you work for?!


Lloyd Hansen
Enough talk.
Let's finish this.


Narrator
It all comes down to Monday Night.
Atlanta Defense vs. Las Vegas Defense.


Narrator
Dollar Discount is off to a quick start with an early fumble recovery and safety.
Meanwhile, Las Vegas manages to get 3 sacks and an interception for 9 points.
But ultimately, the lead is too much as Atlanta totals 20 points.


Narrator
Hansen wins 118.84 - 105.90 as the former CIA agent kills Detective D'Vincent,
beating him to a bloody pulp.

Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Dollar Discount Team


The Watcher
Another world... another tragedy.
As the multiverse continues its self destruction, I can only watch.
Observe as Earth-1943 tears itself apart.


The Watcher
In a war between the United States of America and Wakanda,
the King of Wakanda has fallen.
His death would lead to the ultimate demise of Wakanda.
And soon, this world's supply of vibranium also would dissipate.
Leaving the world vulnerable to otherworldly threats.


The Watcher
I am merely a servant to Time.


The Watcher
Cursed with the duty to watch as worlds fall.
Unable to lend a helping hand.
For I am... The Watcher.


Earth-415


Batman
Alfred, I've managed to locate the Riddler's files on Renewal.

Alfred
Very good, sir.
Does this mean you can stop the variants from his world from coming in?


Batman
The files are encrypted, but if I can hack into his system,
I'll be able to temporarily hold off any incursions coming from his world.

Alfred
You'd better act quickly, sir.
Heat signatures detect movement in your area.


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Alexander Waynes's Objective:
Stop the Riddler's Renewal Project
(Finish Top 3 in Regular Season Scoring)
Result - PASSED
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Batman
The Renewal Plan has been stopped.

 Alfred
Someone is approaching you, sir.

WCC Playoff Match
Alex's Awesome Team vs. Luke's Lunch Money


Samantha Irvin
Introducing first... from Seattle, Washington.
Making her 8th FantasyMania appearance.
With a Professional Record of 8 wins and 4 losses...
The 6th seed.... Luke's LUNCH MONEYYYY!


Samantha Irvin
And her opponent... making his 3rd FantasyMania appearance.
With a record of 0 wins and 2 losses...
He is the #3 seed, from Seattle, Washington.....
ALEX'S AWESOOOOME TEAM!


Narrator
Just as Batman disables the Renewal Plan,
Selina Kupp comes in from out of nowhere and attacks the Batman.


Selina Kupp
I can't let you stop the Renewal Plan.
The Scarlet Joyce needs this to happen.

Batman
It's already done, Selina.


Cincinnati defense scores 19 with 4 Ints and a touchdown.


As Mahomes scores 15.76 and wins the QB battle,
Alex's Team is forced to respond with other weapons.
James Conner goes off for 25.80.


Narrator
The writing is on the wall now, as Alex's Team is comfortably ahead.
Selina Kupp attempts to make one final escape,
but the Batman manages to pin her down.


Batman
Tell me what you know about the multiverse.
There's more at play-


Narrator
From out of nowhere, we see gunfire.


Narrator
Selina Kupp is killed before she can talk.


The Red Hood
She's not innocent in any of this, Batman.
You'd be a fool to think otherwise.


Batman
Tua?
What did you do?

The Red Hood
I'm doing what you're unwilling to do.
And because of your new found friend, Kendrick Stark.
The Joker is on the loose again.
And as usual, I'm left to clean up after your mess.


The Red Hood
But this time, I'm going to kill the clown.
So stay out of my way, Batman!


Earth-1887

Narrator
Josh Jacobs scores 17.60 as Alexander Wayne
shoots Natasha Sherryoff.


Natasha Sherryoff
Alex... I-I can see now...
You're willing to get your hands dirty.

Winner via Pinfall and ADVANCING to the Semi-Finals:
Alex's Awesome Team


Alexander Wayne
It had to be done.
Moriarty showed me the multiverse and I see what the Scarlet Joyce is capable of.
She means to put an end to this world....


Alexander Wayne
And her only connection to this world is through you.


Alexander Wayne
Killing you is the only way to ensure that the Scarlet Joyce cannot
destroy this world. I'm sorry.


Jim Moriarty watches as Natasha Sherryoff-1887 perishes.

Jim Moriarty
A shame.
But I'm afraid this is only a minor setback from the inevitable, Mr. Wayne.
Congratulations... you've bought your world a little more time.
I suggest you cherish this moment.
It won't be long before there's nothing left.

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