Narrator
In the court yard, D'justin Barksdale and crew look to keep the momentum going in Week 4.
After back to back wins, D'justin has found early season success and hopes to build on last season's playoff appearance.
Narrator
Local crack head, Kareem Hunt, conducts a money scam hoping to catch one of D'justin Barksdale's corner boys off guard.
D'justin watches on as Erik Stevens collects money and
calls Devonta Freeman over to supply the drugs.
D'justin collects the count and double checks the money.
D'justin Barksdale
Yo, yo, yo.
Erik, what the fuck is this?
Julio Jones
Damn.
Erik Stevens
Huh? That's money.
D'justin Barksdale
Money?
This look like money, mother fucker?
Money be green!
Money feel like money.
This look like money to you?
This happen again, you off the money.
You hear me?
You'll be on the corner calling for 5-0.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Erik Stevens returns to his corner playing with some toys.
D'justin Barksdale
What's wrong with that boy?
Devonta Freeman
Man, Erik just young and all.
He don't know no better.
Daddy died when he was just a kid.
Don't think he ever got over it.
D'justin Barksdale
How he die?
His father, I mean.
Devonta Freeman
We don't know.
One night we was just chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
shooting bball outside of the school.
When we see a space ship up to no good, making trouble in our neighborhood.
Devonta Freeman
Next thing we know, Erik find his pops with panther claws in his chest.
D'justin Barksdale changes his body language.
Showing sympathy for Erik.
Julio Jones takes notice of D'justin's change in tone.
D'justin is able to pick up the Week 4 win despite a few errors by Erik Stevens, Kenyan Drake and Mike Williams.
Singles Match
#7torms Coming vs. Covfefe
The Baugh
In this unit, we do things my way!
Not your way. Your way got you here!
My name is The Baugh and The Baugh says this...
Since the SCGD failed to apprehend Avon "Jesse" Barksdale,
My unit is now taking over the case.
And we're having a target change.
The SCGD unit sits in on the meeting,
however, Tai McLuu appears unimpressed with The Baugh.
however, Tai McLuu appears unimpressed with The Baugh.
The Baugh
And who is the new target, you ask?
The new target is Donald J. Trump.
The new target is Donald J. Trump.
And I know what you're thinking...
How are we going to take down the President of the United States?
With sheer will and determination.
That's how.
In order to get to Trump, we have to bring down known associates that could potentially lead to incriminating evidence against the President.
And I have someone in mind.
A man only known as "The Greek"
McLuu's disdain for The Baugh is apparent.
The Baugh
So are you with me?!
Do you accept The Mustang Challenge?
Say it with me!
M-U-S-T-A-N-G!
Detective Tai
With all due respect Agent Baugh, this is all bullshit.
I agree, Trump is an asshole.
But we don't affect change by taking him down.
At least not right now.
We have a real problem in our city, and that's Kenneth "Stringer" Bell.
That's the Barksdale organization.
And before you and your team came into the picture,
we were well on our way in affecting change, locally, in our immediate Fantasy League.
we were well on our way in affecting change, locally, in our immediate Fantasy League.
The San Francisco cousins were struggling to start the season, and I was in first place.
We had it handled, we don't need your help.
The Baugh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!
The Baugh says this...
Who in the blue hell, are you?
No, no, no, no!
Don't answer that.
Because The Baugh knows exactly who you are.
Yeah, the Baugh knows.
3x League Champion.
The only 3peat in League history!
The only 3peat in League history!
The man behind the SCGD unit.
Well The Baugh says this, know your role and shut your mouth.
The Baugh
The Baugh
The Baugh is here to change the direction of your unit, because you couldn't get it done.
We all know your agenda here, McLuu.
You don't give a damn about the people.
You aren't here to affect change.
You are out for yourself.
You recognize Kenneth Bell is on the cusps of becoming the Greatest Fantasy Manager in this league.
You recognize that one more League Championship, and he ties your all time record.
And with more consistent playoff appearance and recent success,
some would argue that he's better than you.
some would argue that he's better than you.
So let's cut through all the bullshit, jabroni.
We aren't going to do it your way.
We're going to do it my way.
That's what being a Mustang, is all about.
Detective Tai
Being a Mustang?
Give me a fucking break.
500 degrees and y'all running wind sprints?
You're going to ruin this entire show, Baugh.
Give me a fucking break.
500 degrees and y'all running wind sprints?
You're going to ruin this entire show, Baugh.
Going after a mystery Greek man is a mistake.
The real players are poisoning our streets, right here, right now.
We are so close to taking down Barksdale and Bell.
And now they're gonna get away.
And now they're gonna get away.
The Baugh
Too bad, McLuu.
We're shifting focus.
And if you don't like it, I swear to God, I honestly mean this.
Like the slogan says, you can get the F out!
Detective Tai
Fine. I will.
I'll bring down Bell and Barksdale myself.
Winner via Pinfall: Covfefe
Detective Tai shows up The Baugh in front of the SCGD unit,
securing the Week 4 win.
The Baugh drops to 1-3.
Winner via Pinfall: Covfefe
Detective Tai shows up The Baugh in front of the SCGD unit,
securing the Week 4 win.
The Baugh drops to 1-3.
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