Week 2 opens with a shot of Oumar's van.
He is being watched by Detective Tai and Joyce.
As they're trailing Oumar, Oumar knows he is being tailed and pulls over.
Detective Joyce
An invitation.
Detective Tai
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Victor Oumar
I'm saying, if you were gonna shoot me, you could've been shot me by now.
Be on the 6 o clock news tonight, police officer shoots unarmed black male.
You'd be out on probation in 6 months.
Detective Tai
Unarmed huh?
Oumar with no gun on the street.
Must be a first.
Victor Oumar
Sometimes who you are, is enough, dog.
Detective Tai
Unfortunately for Greg Olsen, your reputation wasn't enough for him, huh?
Victor Oumar
Don't know what you're talking about, officer.
Detective Tai
Of course not.
Though the streets say otherwise.
Sounds like we have a problem in common.
Jesse Barksdale.
Victor Oumar
Barksdale?
Nah, he ain't no problem.
Detective Tai
Word is that he has a bounty on your head.
Victor Oumar
Well, if you put it that way.
I guess he could be a little problem.
But um, I just can't really come out and help y'all.
Snitching?
Personally, I don't think the game is played like that.
Detective Tai
We respect that.
But if you do run into trouble...
I'm Tai, that's Joyce.
Give us a call and we'll sort something out.
Victor Oumar
Yeah?
Well, I'm sure your snitch got you.
Shit. Kareem Hunt know the streets well.
We cut to Kenneth Bell prepping his team.
Kenneth Bell
That's $4000 for Oumar.
$2000 for his bitch.
David Njkoku listens in on the game plan for the hunt on Oumar.
Kenneth Bell
The streets is watching fellas.
And we gonna let them people know.
Barksdale ain't to be fucked with.
The nerve of that faggot thinking he can come into our house and take our shit?
Kenneth Bell
Hell no.
No fucking way.
We're putting a hit out on that bitch.
Tonight, Oumar dies.
Erick Stevens
Man, these shits is right, yo.
Good with the hot sauce too, though.
Yo, D. You want some nuggets?
D'justin Barksdale
Nah. Go ahead, man.
Erick Stevens
Man. Whoever invented these...
He off the hook.
Mother fucker got the bone, all the way out the damn chicken.
Narrator
D'justin Barksdale finds Week 2 to be much smoother than last week.
Despite benching Desean Jackson, D'justin finds himself on the winning end.
Selling lots of drugs and scoring lots of Fantasy Points.
Devonta Freeman
You think the man got paid?
The man who invented these?
Erick Stevens
Shit. He richer than a mother fucker.
D'justin Barksdale
Why?
You think he get a percentage?
Erick Stevens
Why not?
D'justin Barksdale
Please.
The dude who invented them things, just some sad ass down in the basement of McDonald's.
Thinking up some shit to make money for the real players.
Devonta Freeman
Nah man, that ain't right.
D'justin Barksdale
Fuck right.
It ain't about right, it's about money.
Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down that basement and say
'Hey Mr. Nugget, you the bomb.
We selling chicken faster than we can tear the bone out.
Some I'ma write my clowny ass name on this fat ass check for you.'
D'justin Barksdale
The dude that invented them things still working in the basement working for regular wage, thinking of ways to make the fries taste better or some shit like that.
Believe.
Erick Stevens
Still had the idea though...
D'justin Barksdale is unimpressed.
Later that evening, Victor Oumar's team is found selling Barksdale's product.
There go Oumar's team.
And they still selling our shit.
Michael Gallup
So how we gonna play this?
Dalvin Cook
We gonna catch one of them dudes.
And they gonna tell us where that faggot is.
Cook walks to the other side.
Michael Gallup leaves the car.
Victor Oumar
Hey now.
From out of nowhere, Victor Oumar lets off a shotgun blast to the chest of Michael Gallup.
In a mad scramble, Cook and Oumar go head to head in a shoot out.
Oumar clips Cook in the hamstring.
Oumar whistles to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell
Dalvin Cook
Confused:
What the fu....
Victor Oumar
Ayo, lesson here, Dalvin.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
Winner via Pinfall: 281-330-8004
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