We are sold out in Miami, Florida for the second round of FantasyMania!
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler take us to the action.
[JR]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FantasyMania!
We now enter the Semi-Finals with just four remaining competitors left in the race.
And tonight, we determine the Final Round matchup.
The FantasyMania Main Event.
[King]
That's right, JR!
The Baugh vs. Vane!
Stone Cold vs. Underchucker!
It doesn't get any more exciting than this!
I can't wait.
[4] The Baugh (8-5)
[2] Vane (8-5)
[6] The Underchucker (6-7)
[1] Stone Cold Steve Pupstin (9-4)
Backstage Segment
Behind the scenes, we find Mr. McMahon seemingly finishing a conversation with Vane.
[Mr. McMahon]
Well, you've got yourself a deal.
Tell him, we'll be ready.
Elsewhere, Stone Cold bumps into The Baugh.
[The Baugh]
Stone Cold.
[Stone Cold]
Baugh.
[The Baugh]
FantasyMania...
The Baugh and Vane.
Stone Cold and the Underchucker.
We've both got business to take care of tonight..
You go whoop that ass..
and maybe I'll see you next week.
[Stone Cold]
Just bring it, son.
Kevin Kelly approaches for an interview.
[Kelly]
Baugh, once again you find yourself in another big match here in the WCCF.
Tonight you go...
The Baugh cuts off Kevin Kelly.
[The Baugh]
Kevin Kelly, shut your mouth because they are chanting his name!
[Crowd]
BAUGHY! BAUGHY! BAUGHY!
[The Baugh]
I know, Kevin Kelly.
I know the stakes.
FantasyMania.
The WCCF World Championship.
The Baugh knows what he has to do tonight.
The Baugh has never been more focused.
[The Baugh]
In front of the WORLD.
MIAMI, FLORIDA!
The Baugh is GOING to main event FantasyMania.
Now you, Kevin Kelly, you sick freak.
Stop staring at The Baugh and put your finger up your nose.
[The Baugh]
IF YA SMELLLLLLLL
WHAT THE BAUGH...
IS COOKIN'!
[King]
Well The Baugh certainly looks focused, JR.
The biggest match of the season for The Baugh.
[JR]
The question remains, can The Baugh make it back to the main event?
We take a look back at the journey that brought us to this point in the season.
[4] The Baugh vs. [2] Vane
Shane McMahon! Shane McMahon just screwed The Baugh!
The Baugh, a first generation WCCF Superstar..
The Baugh is no stranger to big time WCCF games having main evented FantasyMania in 2 consecutive seasons, both times coming dangerously close to becoming WCCF World Champion.
The Baugh is so close, he can taste it!
Single H vs. The Baugh!
The WCCF World Championship in reach.
Single H has done it! 119.04 - 119!
Single H narrowly defeat The Baugh to become the 3x WCCF World Champion!
1-2-3! Sandy Orton defeats The Baugh!
The Baugh suffers another tough loss at FantasyMania.
After a long road to recovery, The Baugh has returned to FantasyMania!
The Baugh has never been more focused.
The People's Champion is back!
Baugh Bottom! Baugh Bottom!
Can The Baugh regain the magic of a few seasons ago?
Will he return to the main event of FantasyMania?!
*Pyro Explosion*
7 Feet Tall! 300 Pounds!
Vane is as physical a specimen as we've ever seen in the WCCF!
He's a monster! Hell bent on destruction and carnage!
Chokeslam! Chokeslam!
This may be the most impressive rookie season ever!
Over the top rope!
Vane has secured the second seed and a first round bye!
[Vane]
VAAAAAANNNNNE!!!
I don't know that The Baugh has the fantasy players to go toe to toe with Vane. He's certainly got his hands full this Sunday at FantasyMania!
My God what a monster!
WCCF Semi-Finals Playoff Match
[4] The Baugh (8-5)
vs.
[2] Vane (8-5)
The Baugh's theme songs plays throughout the arena as the fans get on their feet.
Introducing first, making his way from San Francisco, California!
Holding a professional FantasyMania record of 3 wins and 3 losses..
The People's Champion...
THE BAUGH!
*Crowd Cheers*
[JR]
You can feel the electricity in the air!
The Baugh looking to return to the main event.
[King]
Yeah, but he's got a 7 foot monster standing in his way, JR.
AND HIS OPPONENT..
Making his FantasyMania debut with a professional FantasyMania record of 0 wins and 0 losses..
From San Francisco, California..
The Big Red Machine!
VAAAAAAAANE!!!
The bell rings and the second round officially begins.
The Baugh drops Vane and now he sets up for the Most Electrifying Move in Fantasy Entertainment!
The People's Elbow!
This could be over quick! 1-2..
NO!
Vane gets his shoulder up.
Baugh with a barrage of offensive attacks, but is unable to keep Vane down for long.
Baugh Bottom! Baugh Bottom! He's got him!
1... Vane kicks out at 1!
Seemingly unmoved by The Baugh Bottom.
The Baugh may be in trouble, after all the offensive weapons that he has, he has yet to do any real damage to Vane. He may not have anything left in the tank.
TOMBSTONE!
Baugh gets dropped on his head and this one is over!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and advancing to the WCCF FINALS: Vane
Vane shakes his head, unamused by the ease at which he has won.
[JR]
My God, King..
If that wasn't enough to put Vane down, I don't see how anybody can stop him next week in the Final Round!
The rookie advances to the WCCF Finals and he may coast to a WCCF World Championship.
[King]
That was scary, JR.
Nothing The Baugh did could keep Vane down for more than a few seconds.
[JR]
We now go to a pre-recorded interview that I had with Stone Cold Steve Pupstin earlier today.
Stone Cold Interview
[JR]
Thank you for taking the time out to see me, Steve.
[Stone Cold]
It's a pleasure to be here, Jim.
[JR]
If we could, I'd like to address the 800 pound elephant in the room.
Despite having unparalleled success in the regular season these past few years,
you've faced great adversity in the post season.
Do you feel that this is the year that you finally win the WCCF World Championship?
[Stone Cold]
Well JR, that's a fair point that you bring up.
I have had the best regular season of all WCCF Superstars these past few years.
But still, I don't have the WCCF World Championship title in my resume.
It's one thing to have success in this league, but unless you win it all, it doesn't mean jack.
You look at the top of this screen, you click on the tab that says WCC League Champions.
Those Championship winners will forever be immortalized in the WCCF Hall of Fame.
[Stone Cold]
My job is not finished until I am put on that list.
And this season? I have to do it.
Not only for myself, but for the future of the WCCF.
I have an entire fan base, an entire league, counting on me to win.
And I'm gonna do everything in my power to be the next WCCF World Champion.
[JR]
Your opponent tonight, the Underchucker.
He is perhaps the most feared 6th seed in the history of the WCCF.
The hottest Superstar in the league today.
With the incorporation of Shane McMahon and the Corporate Minhistry,
you have to be concerned tonight.
How do you prepare for Superstar of his caliber?
[Stone Cold]
I'll tell you something, the Underchucker is no joke.
He's a WCCF Veteran and he's played on this stage before.
And now with the Corporate Minhistry, he just may be more powerful than ever before.
But I know what I have to do.
Not only do I have to end The Underchucker's season.
I have to end his Minhistry.
I have put him down.
[Stone Cold]
This doesn't end with a simple 1-2-3.
I have to finish the Underchucker.
If I beat Underchucker in that ring..
Tomorrow, the Underchucker and the Corporate Minhistry still exist.
Tonight, I have to not only beat the Underchucker, but I have to end him.
If I'm not on my game 100% tonight, the Underchucker walks out WCCF Champion and heads to the main event.
But that ain't gonna happen tonight.
Because Stone Cold is one tough S.O.B. and as long as I am breathing, the Underchucker doesn't walk out with win.
And that's all I got to say about that!
[JR]
Strong words by that man, Stone Cold Steve Pupstin.
Just moments away from the biggest match of the season.
We take a look back now at this budding rivalry.
[6] The Underchucker vs. [1] Stone Cold Steve Pupstin
The End of an Era Match.
[Mr. McMahon]
Stone Cold, congratulations on winning the WCCF Championship.
But now as the face of the league, I'm going to need you to clean it up.
No more drinking on the job.
No more flipping the bird.
No more four letter words.
Stone Cold, I need you to represent this league is a more positive, contemporary manner.
The Corporate suits, they're watching.
And I simply cannot have my Champion presented in this manner.
[JR]
Stunner! Stunner on Mr. McMahon!
[King]
Whaaaaat! He can't do that!
That's the owner of the WCCF!
[JR]
I think Vince McMahon just got his answer from Stone Cold Steve Pupstin!
[Stone Cold]
Stone Cold does what he wants. When he wants.
I won't back down to no authority, I won't tone down my act for nobody.
I'm not PG and ain't nobody gonna tell Stone Cold what to do.
[Stone Cold]
I will be the next WCCF World Champion, if that's the last thing I do.
And that's the bottom line...
GONG
[Underchucker]
Hahahaha....
[Underchucker]
Hence forth, I am building an army.
The destruction of the league.
And I will call it the Minhistry of Darkness.
[Shane]
My plan is getting bigger and better as we speak..
Allow me to be the first to introduce you to..
The Corporate Minhistry!
[JR]
My God! It's pure evil!
Shane McMahon and the Underchucker!
I don't think a single man can stop this entity.
[Underchucker]
Stone Cold, tonight I will show you what I have built.
My life's work.
Tonight, you will stand back and hopeless watch as I show you exactly what you're up against.
I will reveal to you.. the true meaning of The Greater Power.
And then I will show the entire world.
Stone Cold saw him! Stone Cold just saw who The Greater Power is!
Stone Cold is in shock, he can't believe it!
Wait a minute! Stone Cold was underneath the Greater Power's robe!
Stone Cold hammering away on the Underchucker!
Underchucker's got Stone Cold tied to his symbol.
My God, can Stone Cold defeat the entire Corporate Minhistry?!
Or will the Underchucker take over the entire league?!
WCCF Semi-Finals Playoff Match
[1] Stone Cold Steve Pupstin (9-4)
vs.
[6] The Underchucker (6-7)
Stone Cold's music hits and out comes the number 1 seed.
From San Francisco, California..
Making his 5th FantasyMania appearance..
Holding a professional FantasyMania record of 2 wins and 4 losses..
STONE COLD STEVE PUPSTIN!
*Crowd Cheers*
The lights turn out and the Underchucker is out next.
AND HIS OPPONENT..
Representing Seattle, Washington..
He is the current WCCF Champion!
With a professional FantasyMania record of 4 wins and 4 defeats..
THE UNDERCHUCKER!
*Crowd Boos*
[JR]
Oh, look out!
What an impressive entrance by that man.
The Underchucker.
[JR]
The only remaining Seattle cousin left in the league.
The Underchucker is the WCCF Champion.
He is the Phenom.
And quite frankly, he is scary.
[King]
I don't like Pupstin's chances.
I have to be honest with you.
Shane McMahon and the Corporate Minhistry.
I just can't see him losing here tonight.
[JR]
One of these two men will advance to the WCCF Championship game to face Vane.
Who will it be? The Underchucker or Stone Cold?
The bell rings and this match is underway!
Setting the tone right away, Pupstin shows Underchucker exactly how he feels!
High risk maneuver by the Underchucker!
Chucker gets the upper hand and begins to hammer away!
Stunner! Stunner! Stunner on Underchucker!
1... 2...
Bearer pulls the ref away!
Pupstin taking out Paul Bearer!
The match spills out of the ring.
Chokeslam! And now the Underchucker elects to dish out more punishment instead of going for the pin.
Underchucker going for the Tombstone... Wait, Pupstin reverses!
STUNNER! STUNNER!
STONE COLD STUNNER ON THE UNDERCHUCKER!
1-2-3!
Winner via Pinfall and NEW WCCF Champion: Stone Cold Steve Pupstin
[JR]
By God! He's done it!
Stone Cold has defeated the Underchucker!
He's beaten the Corporate Minhistry!
Pupstin isn't finished though, he ties the Underchucker to his symbol and now the Underchucker is being elevated into the air.
Stone Cold has defeated Underchucker and the Corporate Minhistry!
A lightning bolt suddenly strikes the Underchucker's symbol, setting Underchucker ablaze!
[JR]
MY GOD! THAT LIGHTENING BOLT JUST SET THE UNDERCHUCKER ON FIRE!
THE UNDERCHUCKER IS BURNING!
Vane's pyro explodes and here comes the Big Red Machine.
Vane stands atop the stage, claiming responsibility for burning the Underchucker.
[JR]
What does this mean?!
Vane just killed the Underchucker!
Vane has no soul and it looks as if he has his targets set on the new WCCF Champion.
Stone Cold vs. Vane for the WCCF World Championship!
You don't want to miss this!
Thank you for joining us and goodnight!
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